24 ari hrain Recipes
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monday and31 Moremonday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come32 ingredients
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dry adzuki beans, water, onion, finely chopped and8 Moredry adzuki beans, water, onion, finely chopped, stalks celery, thinly sliced, fresh herbs, finely chopped (rosemary, oregano, parsley, chives, basil, or a combination of your choice), bay leaf, garlic, finely minced, ground allspice, salt, white pepper12 min, 11 ingredients
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sweet potatoes or 1 lb yam, peeled and chopped and12 Moresweet potatoes or 1 lb yam, peeled and chopped, white potato, peeled and chopped, garlic cloves, skin removed and left whole, extra large bay leaf (or 2 small bay leaves), grated parmesan cheese, eggs, slightly beaten, salt & freshly ground black pepper (i use seasoned ), egg yolk, portabella mushrooms (about 4-5 inches in diameter), oil (more if needed), chopped onion, chopped fresh parsley, minced fresh rosemary (or a pinch of dry)1 hour 5 min, 13 ingredients
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Heavenly Home-Style Roasted Whole Chicken and Potatoeswhole chicken, butter (or more ) and10 Morewhole chicken, butter (or more ), dried rosemary (plus a bit extra), salt and pepper, to taste, lemon pepper , to taste, paprika , to taste, minced garlic, water, red potatoes, unpeeled and quartered, carrots, chopped, onion , chopped coursely (or quartered), olive oil , to taste11 min, 12 ingredients
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Slow-Roasted Stuffed Swiss Brown Mushroomsswiss brown mushrooms, extra virgin olive oil and10 Moreswiss brown mushrooms, extra virgin olive oil, brown onions (for australians) or 1 small yellow onion, finely chopped (for americans), garlic clove, minced , depending on how much you like garlic, dried sage , a sprinkling, to taste (optional), dried rosemary , a sprinkling, to taste (optional), coarse wholemeal breadcrumbs (15 g), walnuts, coarsely chopped (60 g), pecorino cheese, grated (80 g), sea salt , to taste, fresh ground black pepper , to taste, thyme, leaves only30 min, 12 ingredients
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Herb Biscuit-Topped Chicken Pot Piechicken, unsalted butter, carrots, chopped and16 Morechicken, unsalted butter, carrots, chopped, stalks celery, chopped, fresh mushrooms, thinly sliced, all-purpose flour, chicken broth (reserve 5 cups of the poaching water from the chicken), frozen peas, dried sage, salt and pepper, egg, milk, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cold sweet butter , cut into 1/4 inch pieces, minced fresh rosemary (or thyme or sage or a mix), buttermilk1 hour 30 min, 19 ingredients
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Aromatic Chick Pea (Garbanzo Bean) Soupchickpeas, rinsed, strained, drained , and remove the pap... and12 Morechickpeas, rinsed, strained, drained , and remove the papery shells, stock , preferably turkey, yellow onion, diced, celery ribs, diced, fresh garlic cloves, minced, carrots, peeled & diced, salt, pepper, olive oil, to garnish, rosemary , a few fresh sprigs, sage , a few fresh sprigs, thyme , a few fresh sprigs1 hour , 13 ingredients
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Christmas Summer Trufflesmarie biscuits, crushed to a fine crumb and3 Moremarie biscuits, crushed to a fine crumb, sweetened condensed milk, crushed pineapple, drained and squeezed, shredded coconut1 min, 4 ingredients
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Crostata With Mushrooms and Pancettaall-purpose flour, salt , plus, salt and11 Moreall-purpose flour, salt , plus, salt, butter, cut into small pieces, lemon juice, mascarpone cheese, ice water, pancetta, diced, fresh thyme, chopped (or rosemary, oregano, parsley, or a combination), leftover side dish vegetables (like sauteed mushrooms and shallots), cheese, grated (try a combo of smoked mozzarella and fontina), fresh ground black pepper, parmesan cheese, freshly grated, egg, lightly beaten1 hour , 14 ingredients
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Tropical Coconut Balls (Can Be Gluten-Free Too!)marie biscuits, crushed to a fine crumb (us) or 250 g glu... and3 Moremarie biscuits, crushed to a fine crumb (us) or 250 g gluten-free plain biscuits (us) or 250 g vanilla wafers (us), sweetened condensed milk, crushed pineapple, drained and squeezed, shredded coconut30 min, 4 ingredients
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Chickpea Salad (Rachael Ray)chickpeas, rinsed and drained, red onion finely chopped and8 Morechickpeas, rinsed and drained, red onion finely chopped, red bell pepper, finely chopped, a few ribs celery and leafy tops, chopped, garlic, minced or grated then grinded into a paste with salt, crushed red pepper flakes, rosemary, finely chopped , a few sprigs, red wine vinegar, extra-virgin olive oil, salt and freshly ground black pepper15 min, 10 ingredients
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Crostata with Mushrooms and Pancetta (Giada De Laurentiis)all-purpose flour, salt , plus 1/2 teaspoon and11 Moreall-purpose flour, salt , plus 1/2 teaspoon, butter, cut into small pieces, lemon juice, mascarpone cheese, ice water, diced pancetta, chopped fresh thyme (or rosemary, oregano, parsley, or a combination), leftover side dish vegetables (like sauteed mushrooms and shallots), grated cheese (try a combo of smoked mozzarella and fontina), freshly ground black pepper, freshly grated parmesan, egg, lightly beaten40 min, 13 ingredients
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Sliced Grilled Portobello Mushroom Sorta-Caesar Salads (Rachael Ray)extra-virgin olive oil for drizzling , plus 1/3 cup and13 Moreextra-virgin olive oil for drizzling , plus 1/3 cup, portobello mushroom caps , brushed clean with a damp towel, chopped rosemary leaves , a few sprigs, a palm full, grill seasoning blend (recommended : montreal steak seasoning by mccormick), crusty semolina rolls or 1/2 small loaf semolina bread, garlic , cracked away from skin, lemon, juiced, dijon mustard, worcestershire sauce , eyeball it, hot sauce (recommended : tabasco) eyeball it, anchovy paste - a must for me, optional for you, hearts romaine, chopped, grated parmigiano or romano, a few generous handfuls, ground black pepper20 min, 14 ingredients
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Sliced Grilled Portobello Mushroom Sorta-Caesar Salads (Rachael Ray)extra-virgin olive oil for drizzling , plus 1/3 cup and13 Moreextra-virgin olive oil for drizzling , plus 1/3 cup, portobello mushroom caps , brushed clean with a damp towel, chopped rosemary leaves , a few sprigs, a palm full, grill seasoning blend (recommended : montreal steak seasoning by mccormick), crusty semolina rolls or 1/2 small loaf semolina bread, garlic , cracked away from skin, lemon, juiced, dijon mustard, worcestershire sauce , eyeball it, hot sauce (recommended : tabasco) eyeball it, anchovy paste - a must for me, optional for you, hearts romaine, chopped, grated parmigiano or romano, a few generous handfuls, ground black pepper20 min, 14 ingredients
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Turkey Cutlets with Fried Ravioli (Rachael Ray)fresh ravioli filled with cheese, spinach or mushroom and... and20 Morefresh ravioli filled with cheese, spinach or mushroom and cheese, salt, cornmeal , eyeball it, grated parmigiano-reggiano or romano, a couple of handfuls, nutmeg, freshly grated or ground, freshly ground black pepper, extra-virgin olive oil, butter, turkey cutlets , available in packaged poultry case, fresh rosemary leaves, chopped , the yield of a few sprigs, stripped, coarse black pepper, fresh bay leaves , 1 for each cutlet or small dried bay leaves, lemons , zested and juiced, dry white wine or dry vermouth, cooked rapine , recipe follows, extra-virgin olive oil , 2 turns of the pan, onion, chopped, golden raisins , a couple of handfuls, fresh rapini , broccoli rabe, trimmed and coarsely chopped, salt, chicken broth or 2 cups water30 min, 21 ingredients
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Tuscan Roast Pork With Fennel (Food Network Kitchens)garlic, minced, chopped fresh rosemary , plus a few sprigs and5 Moregarlic, minced, chopped fresh rosemary , plus a few sprigs, fine sea salt, red pepper flakes, bone-in center-cut pork loin rib roast (about 6 lb), lemon, halved, fennel, stalks and fronds removed2 hour 45 min, 7 ingredients