805 are stupid Recipes

head iceberg lettuce (this type works best for this recipe ), garlic, minced, fresh ginger, grated, hot chili pepper, red, de-seeded and finely sliced (omit altogether if you prefer very mild wraps), shallots, sliced finely, firm tofu , cut into matchsticks, carrot, grated coarsely, shiitake mushrooms, thinly sliced, egg (omit if vegan), shredded cabbage (red is very good , but any type will work), spring onions , sliced lengthwise into matchstick-like pieces, bean sprouts, lime juice, soy sauce, fish sauce, oyster sauce (if vegetarian , use vegetarian oyster sauce), fresh basil , roughly chopped if leaves are large, dry roasted peanuts,finely chopped, oil for stir-frying

bacon, cooked and cut up, shredded chicken, cooked , leftover are great, ranch dressing, macaroni, tomatoes, cut up, cucumber, cut into bite size pieces

simply potatoes traditional mashed potatoes, soft fresh goat cheese, cubed (chevre), cream cheese, cubed, butter, cubed, bacon, cooked and crumbled, red bell pepper, diced, green bell pepper, diced, green onions, thinly sliced (if they are large use 2 1/2), salt (to taste), pepper, cheddar cheese, shredded, divided, parmesan cheese, grated, divided (not the canned type )

racks pork baby back ribs (our favorite are baby back ribs, but this works well with st. louis style ribs too), barbecue sauce

coleslaw mix (or you can simply shred a head of cabbage), oriental-flavor instant ramen noodles , other flavors are good too, green onion, chopped, sesame seeds, toasted (optional), almonds, toasted, vegetable oil (olive oil will get solid in refrigerator) or 1/2 cup sesame (olive oil will get solid in refrigerator), white wine vinegar or 1/3 cup cider vinegar, sugar or 1/4 cup splenda granular

boneless rib eye steaks, 1 inch thick (4 steaks), freshly cracked black pepper, coarse, granulated garlic powder (optional), kosher salt or 1 1/2 tbsp coarse sea salt

olive oil, chopped onions, garlic cloves, minced, stalk celery, sliced, jalapeno chile, minced, cumin, oregano, cinnamon, ground coriander, chili powder, ground black pepper , to taste, salt , to taste, chopped bell peppers (red and green are nice), black beans, rinsed and drained, diced tomatoes, fresh lime juice (optional), soy sauce, semisweet chocolate (about 1/4 cup), vegan cheddar cheese or tofu sour cream or scallion, for serving

flour tortillas (i use the large ones ), ground beef or 1 1/2 lbs chicken, taco seasoning, chopped onion (to taste), sliced or chopped jalapeno (optional), refried beans, enchilada sauce, sliced black olives (optional), grated cheddar cheese (sharp or mexican are good)

pork loin chops, centre cut , boneless are best (2 lbs), chili sauce or 3/4 cup ketchup, shallots, peeled, cut in half, garlic cloves, peeled, cut in half, apple cider vinegar, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, chili powder, dry mustard, dried oregano

greek yogurt , 8 oz (fage brand is available overseas, you can get a variety of fat contents, they are all delicious or y), fresh fruit salad, of your choice (try to use a variety of fresh, seasonal fruit, cut into little pieces), honey (regular can be used, but greek thyme is awesome), toasted walnut pieces, cinnamon

canola oil, onion, peeled and diced, carrots, scraped and sliced, celery ribs, sliced, sliced button mushrooms, dried thyme, turkey broth (preferably rescued turkey stock #24576), tomato paste, barley, red wine vinegar, salt, freshly ground black pepper, chopped cooked turkey meat (make sure all bones are removed)

cooked rice, ground beef or 1/2 lb ground lamb or 1/2 lb ground turkey, diced onion, garlic cloves, chickpeas, seasoning, are to taste, allspice, cinnamon, seasoning salt (more if desired) or 1 tbsp salt (more if desired), garlic powder, black pepper, diced red pepper (for color ) (optional)

sea scallops, olive oil (or enough to barely coat the pan), salt and pepper, to taste, lemon juice , approximately 1/2 lemon

whole chickens, warm melted butter, vegetable oil, seasoning salt (can use less ), garlic powder (use if you are a garlic-lover or use onion powder) (optional), fresh ground black pepper (to taste), cold butter, divided, onion (cut into quarters ), celery rib, coarsley chopped (can use a large whole lemon or two in place of the , see option on recipe heading), reduced-sodium chicken broth (makes a good base for gravy and stops the drippings from burning, can use more if desired)

cucumbers, peeled and sliced thin (seedless are great), cream cheese, softened, hidden valley ranch dressing mix, mayonnaise, sour cream, rye cocktail bread, dill weed (to garnish )

white chocolate chips , for a firmer center use more, heavy whipping cream, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, dark chocolate melts, melted to dip truffles, candy sprinkles , christmas ones are perfect

ripe strawberries, jam (raspberry, currant, or strawberry are good), shortbread cookies, creme fraiche or sour cream, plus additional for garnish, mint or basil