36527 apples hint christmas Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

apple, oranges, ground cinnamon, canned whole cranberry sauce

apple cider, brown sugar, red cinnamon candies, cinnamon sticks

apple cider, cinnamon sticks, pineapple juice, frozen orange juice concentrate

apple, chopped, soft breadcrumbs, celery, chopped, raisins, walnuts, chopped, green onions, sliced, ground nutmeg, apple juice or 2 tbsp apple cider, divided, pork tenderloin , trimmed of separable fat, apple juice or 1/2 cup apple cider, cornstarch, ground cinnamon

apples (any cooking apple, i like macintosh or granny smith), apple cider (or apple juice), sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, dry pectin, lemon juice

apple cider , plus, apple cider, apple jelly, butter, fresh or thawed frozen turkey, salt and pepper, to taste, fresh sage, apples, cored,and cut into wedges, apple, sliced,for garnish

apple cider vinegar, apple jelly, apple pie spice, whole roasting chickens, tart baking apples, cored, grain and wild rice blend, water, butter, fresh ground black pepper, green onions, thinly sliced, sage leaf (optional)

apple cider or 3/4 cup apple juice, chopped pitted dates or 1/2 cup raisins, cornstarch, ground ginger, grated fresh lemon rind, store bought or homemade pie crusts, sugar, all-purpose flour, sliced, peeled tart cooking apples

apples (tart, cooking, cored and quartered, about 14 medium), apple cider or 3 cups apple juice, granulated sugar, lemon juice, strained, ground cinnamon

apples, peeled, cored and cut into 1/2 inch pieces, apple juice, apple pie filling, cinnamon, allspice, nutmeg, sugar, spice cake mix, walnuts, chopped, butter or 3 tbsp margarine, syrup (i used mrs. butterworth s lite), apple juice

apples (i ise golden delicious), raisins, butter, soft brown sugar, cinnamon, port (or any dessert wine, although it won tsp be the same), water

apples, cored, cherry or strawberry preserves, sugar, mace or nutmeg, red wine, vanilla extract

apple cider, frozen lemonade, thawed, sugar, peach schnapps, rum

apple, peeled cored and sectioned, pear, peeled cored and sectioned, peaches, peeled cored and stone removed, oranges, peeled cored and sectioned, grapes, seedless, sugar, brandy or 1/2 cup whiskey, lemon , juice of, white wine

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

apple pie bars, all-purpose flour, sugar, salt, baking soda, vegetable shortening (not oil), eggs milk (up to 2/3 cup), crushed corn flakes, apples (peeled, cored, and sliced ), sugar, cinnamon, glaze, powdered sugar, lemon juice, preheat oven to 350 degrees ., crust: in a large bowl, combine flour, sugar, salt, and baking soda. cut-in 1 cup vegetable shortening. separate the eggs. place egg yolks in a 1 cup measuring cup and add milk to the egg yolks until milk and egg yolks equal 2/3 cups., blend the egg mixture into flour mixture until it reaches a dough consistency ., divide the dough in half. roll out 1/2 of the dough to fit the bottom of the jelly roll pan. the crust will be very thin., filling: cover crust with crushed corn flakes. cover corn flakes with prepared apple slices. in separate bowl, combine sugar and cinnamon. sprinkle evenly over apple slices. roll out the remaining dough and cover the apple mixture with it. the dough will be very thin., beat remaining egg whites until they appear semi-stiff. brush them onto the crust ., bake for 35 to 40 minutes. remove from oven., glaze : in a small bowl, combine powdered sugar and lemon juice for . blend until smooth. adjust consistency (add lemon juice if too dry; add powdered sugar if too runny). drizzle over the top of the warm bars., be served warm or cold , and they freeze well, too.