6293 adults only molten Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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Nana's English Trifle
only 9 inch round sponge cake, seedless raspberry jam and13 Moreonly 9 inch round sponge cake, seedless raspberry jam, sherry wine, canned mixed fruit, drained or fresh mixed fruit, of your choice, whole milk , homogenized, cornstarch, heavy whipping cream, granulated sugar, egg yolks, vanilla extract, heavy whipping cream, vanilla extract, granulated sugar, red maraschino cherry, almonds, blanched and lightly toasted35 min, 15 ingredients -
Only-The-Basics Chocolate Frosting!
granulated sugar, baking cocoa and5 Moregranulated sugar, baking cocoa, besan , aka gram flour (or cornstarch), salt, water, oil, vanilla or 1 tsp flavoured non-dairy coffee creamer10 min, 7 ingredients -
Only Live Once-Mashed Potatoes
potatoes, water, salt, butter, sour cream and1 Morepotatoes, water, salt, butter, sour cream, green onions, split and finely chopped35 min, 6 ingredients -
Only the Best Tuna Pasta Salad
albacore tuna, drained and flaked and9 Morealbacore tuna, drained and flaked, jumbo black olives, drained and sliced, pasta shell , cooked as directed, hard-boiled eggs, peeled and chopped, dill pickles, chopped, red pepper, chopped, vidalia onion, chopped, mayonnaise, cider vinegar, salt and pepper35 min, 10 ingredients -
Only for Nutrition Project #1
active dry yeast, nonfat milk, all-purpose flour and9 Moreactive dry yeast, nonfat milk, all-purpose flour, egg yolks, pure vanilla extract, coarse salt, ground cinnamon, margarine, safflower oil, superfine sugar7 min, 12 ingredients -
Danish Puff
only sugar in the recipe is in the frosting ., pastry and11 Moreonly sugar in the recipe is in the frosting ., pastry, butter or margarine, softened, all-purpose flour, water, butter or margarine, water, almond extract, all-purpose flour, eggs, sugar glaze (recipe below ), sliced almonds, for garnish1 hour , 13 ingredients -
Stuffed Sauteed Sandwiches, Two Ways (Michele Urvater)
turkey bacon , for the kids and10 Moreturkey bacon , for the kids, mesclun salad dressed with vinaigrette, for the adults, quality whole wheat bread, peanut butter , for kids, plumped up raisins , dried cranberries or sliced bananas, for kids, fresh mozzarella , for adults, anchovies , capers and torn basil, for adults, eggs, lightly beaten, butter, olive oil, garlic11 ingredients -
Beany Pita Pizza
whole wheat pita bread (6 inch diameter) and6 Morewhole wheat pita bread (6 inch diameter), pork and beans in tomato sauce, sliced mushrooms (use on adults), sliced green olives (use on adults), pepperoni, sliced (optional), dried oregano leaves, shredded mozzarella cheese22 min, 7 ingredients -
Steak Tartare Allez Retour
filet of beef (mignon only), white onions, finely chopped and21 Morefilet of beef (mignon only), white onions, finely chopped, garlic cloves, finely chopped, italian parsley (leaves only ), watercress (leaves only ), cilantro (leaves only ), salt & fresh ground pepper, to taste, dashesof tabasco sauce, worcestershire sauce, fleur de sel sea salt , to taste, white mushroom, peeled, garlic clove, peeled & crushed, watercress (leaves only ), italian parsley (leaves only ), extra virgin olive oil, extra virgin olive oil, aged red wine vinegar, watercress, italian parsley, tarragon, chives, cilantro, chervil30 min, 23 ingredients
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