After the 60 days it takes to dice the elephant, put in a 5 ton casserole. Add salt, pepper, onion and simmer gently for 6 weeks.
During the last seven minutes, add the macaroni.
This serves 3,462 guests. If the guests bring guests, add the rabbits, but only if absolutely necessary because most people don't like to find hare in their stew.
Ok - so the first recipe was a funny - but funnies feed the soul too!

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Nutrition Facts

Per Serving Per 100 g

Amount Per 1 Serving
Calories	289.29 Kcal (1211 kJ)
Calories from fat	13.68 Kcal
		% Daily Value*
Total Fat	1.52g	2%
Sodium	31.13mg	1%
Potassium	196.25mg	4%
Total Carbs	58.65g	20%
Sugars	3.01g	12%
Dietary Fiber	2.65g	11%
Protein	10.06g	20%
Vitamin C	1.3mg	2%
Iron	2.3mg	13%
Calcium	20.2mg	2%

Amount Per 100 g
Calories	306.45 Kcal (1283 kJ)
Calories from fat	14.49 Kcal
		% Daily Value*
Total Fat	1.61g	2%
Sodium	32.98mg	1%
Potassium	207.89mg	4%
Total Carbs	62.13g	20%
Sugars	3.19g	12%
Dietary Fiber	2.8g	11%
Protein	10.66g	20%
Vitamin C	1.4mg	2%
Iron	2.4mg	13%
Calcium	21.4mg	2%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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Weightwatchers Points

5.4

Points
7

PointsPlus

Good Points

low fat,
saturated fat free,
very low sodium,
cholesterol free,
good source of fiber

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