Directions:
- Sample the whiskey to check quality.
- Take a large bowl, check the whiskey again.
- To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink- repeat.
- Turn on the electric mixer.
- Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
- Add one teaspoon of sugar.
- Beat again.
- At this point it's best to make sure the whiskey is shtill OK.
- Try another cup- just in case.
- Turn off the mixerer.
- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
- Pick fruit off floor.
- Mix on the turner.
- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver.
- Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
- Next, sift two cups of salt.
- Or something.
- Who giveszashit.
- Check the whiskey.
- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
- Add one table.
- Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
- Whatever you can find.
- Greash the oven and put in the fridge.
- Turn the cake 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
- Don't forget to beat off the turner.
- Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the whiskey and kick the cat.
- Fall into bed.
Nutrition Facts
| Amount Per 1 Serving | |||
| Calories | 475.25 Kcal (1990 kJ) | ||
| Calories from fat | 50.81 Kcal | ||
| % Daily Value* | |||
| Total Fat | 5.65g | 9% | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol | 82.67mg | 28% | |
| Sodium | 1157.98mg | 48% | |
| Potassium | 522.28mg | 11% | |
| Total Carbs | 130.22g | 43% | |
| Sugars | 38.63g | 155% | |
| Dietary Fiber | 1.86g | 7% | |
| Protein | 5.02g | 10% | |
| Vitamin C | 478.1mg | 797% | |
| Iron | 1.8mg | 10% | |
| Calcium | 983.8mg | 98% | |
| Amount Per 100 g | |||
| Calories | 235.69 Kcal (987 kJ) | ||
| Calories from fat | 25.2 Kcal | ||
| % Daily Value* | |||
| Total Fat | 2.8g | 9% | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol | 41mg | 28% | |
| Sodium | 574.28mg | 48% | |
| Potassium | 259.02mg | 11% | |
| Total Carbs | 64.58g | 43% | |
| Sugars | 19.16g | 155% | |
| Dietary Fiber | 0.92g | 7% | |
| Protein | 2.49g | 10% | |
| Vitamin C | 237.1mg | 797% | |
| Iron | 0.9mg | 10% | |
| Calcium | 487.9mg | 98% | |
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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