Life Recipe

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Ingredients:

  • as you slide down the banister of life, remember
  • laughter relieves stress.
  • stressed is desserts spelled backwards.
  • always have dessert first.

Directions:

  1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written An impressive new book. It's called .'Ministers Do More Than Lay People.'
  2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
  3. The difference between the Pope and Your boss, the Pope only expects you To kiss his ring.
  4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant Flash and it is gone.
  5. The only time the world beats a path to Your door is if you're in the bathroom.
  6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
  7. It used to be only death and taxes Were inevitable Now, of course, there's Shipping and handling, too.
  8. A husband is someone who, after taking The trash out, gives the impression that He just cleaned the whole house.
  9. My next house will have no kitchen - just Vending machines and a large trash can.
  10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my Mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.'
  11. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
  12. As you slide down the banister of life, may The splinters never point the wrong way
  13. Have fun folks, life is shorter than you think.
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Nutrition Facts

Per ServingPer 100 g
Amount Per 1 Serving
Calories 0 Kcal (0 kJ)
Calories from fat 0 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 0g 0%
Amount Per 100 g
Calories 0 Kcal (0 kJ)
Calories from fat 0 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 0g 0%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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Tastes

  • salty
  • savory
  • bitter
  • sweet
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Weightwatchers Points

  • 0
    Points
  • 0
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Good Points

  • calories free,
  • fat free,
  • saturated fat free,
  • sodium free,
  • cholesterol free,
  • sugar free

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