14554 zero your cheesy Recipes

there was a woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. as she was getting her things in serving, she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. she told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. the woman also requested to be buried with her favourite bible., everything was in serving and the pastor was preparing to leave when the woman suddenly remembered something very important to her., more thing , she said excitedly. what s that came the pastor s reply. this is very important, the woman continued.. i want to be buried with a fork in my right hand. the pastor stood looking at the woman, not knowing quite what to say.. that surprises you, doesn tsp it the woman asked. well, to be honest, i m puzzled by the request, said the pastor., woman explained. in all my years of attending church socials and potluck dinners, i always remember that when the dishes of the main course were being cleared, someone would inevitably lean over and say, keep your fork. it was my favorite part because i knew that something better was coming..like velvety chocolate cake or deep-dish apple pie. something wonderful, and with substance! so, i just want people to see me there in that casket with a fork in my hand and i want them to wonder what s with the fork then i want you to tell them: keep your fork..the best is yet to come, eyes welled up with tears of joy as he hugged the woman good-bye. he knew this would be 1 of the last times he would see her before her death. but he also knew that the woman had a better grasp of heaven than he did. she knew that something better was coming. at the funeral people were walking by the woman s casket and they saw the pretty dress she was wearing and her favorite bible and the fork placed in her right hand. over and over the pastor heard the question what s with the fork and over and over he smiled., during his message , the pastor told the people of the conversation he had with the woman shortly before she died. he also told them about the fork and about what it symbolized to her. the pastor told the people how he could not stop thinking about the fork and told them that they probably would not be able to stop thinking about it either., he was right ., next time you reach down for your fork, let it remind you oh so gently, that the best is yet to come..

good beef stew meat , cut into 1 1/2 inch pieces. (or 2 lb cut up chuck or brisket), boneless pork cutlets or chops cut into 1 1/2 inch pieces., raw white or yellow onions, cut into large chunks, rotel brand chopped tomatoes and green chiles (or 1 large can of diced tomatoes, drained.), chili powder (or more to suit your taste), water, chopped garlic, tb. ground cumin, pinto beans, drained and rinsed with water, dark kidney beans, drained, rinsed, ground chil pepper (or 2 chopped jalepeno peppers) (or both), salt to taste, thickening : 2 tb masa flour mixed with 1/4 cup. water, sour cream, chopped onions of your choice, soda crackers or tortilla chips, a handful of shredded monterey jack cheese

cereal (gotta have your bowl), front seat, back seat (pick 1), convertable vehicle top down, friend by your right

garlic, minced, onion, diced, carrots, diced, stalk celery, diced, green cabbage, diced, organic chicken broth, black pepper, fresh lemon

nonfat vegetable broth or 4 cups vegetarian chicken broth, diced onions, diced celery, peeled and diced carrot, green beans (or asparagus, brussel sprouts,eggplant, cauliflower), chopped green cabbage (or try spinach, swiss chard, or other greens), diced red bell pepper (may sub green peppers, okra, summer squash), garlic cloves, minced, diced tomatoes with juice (28 oz. can), soy sauce, cider vinegar, dried basil, dried oregano, dried dill, dried thyme, ground black pepper, salt

eggs, cottage cheese, soy flour, sugar substitute (1 of the individual serving packets)

nonfat beef broth, green cabbage, diced, carrots, sliced, onion, diced, garlic cloves, minced, green beans, tomato paste, stalks celery, diced, bell pepper, diced, mushrooms, sliced, broccoli, chopped

flour, shredded cheese, garlic powder, vegetable oil, water

strong green tea, splenda sugar substitute, strawberries (optional), ice cubes (or 1/2 cup crushed ice), lemon wedge

white jelly beans, black jelly beans, light blue jelly beans (eerie blue), light green jelly beans (slime green)

apple pie filling (or any filling your prefer, unbaked pastry shell (9 inches), ground cinnamon, butter, divided, crushed pecan shortbread cookies (as in pecan sandies)

course chili meat or ground beef, ground pork, ground italian sausage, mexican chorrizo sausage, shiner bock beer ( use what you like to drink) or 750ml zinfindel, jalapeno peppers chopped ( or more depending on where your are from ), chili powder, crushed garlic, chopped green onions, black pepper, dry oregano, cumin powder, salt, tomato sauce ( your choice ), chopped green bell pepper

tomato juice, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, honey mustard, salt, dried minced onions

olive oil flavored cooking spray, 3 sprays, green beans, trimmed and cut in half (thawed ) or 2 (16 oz) bags frozen green beans (thawed), tomatoes, washed and cut in half, fresh basil , cut into ribbons, minced garlic, table salt (or more ), fresh ground black pepper (to taste)

koolaid lemonade mix, equal sugar substitute, water, crushed ice

extra virgin olive oil, onions (diced ), celery (diced ), garlic (minced ), napa cabbage (sliced and chopped ), sliced mushrooms, salt and pepper, mixed vegetables (frozen , i use the 1 that had the lima beans added to it), fire-roasted tomatoes (hunts makes these and that would be 2 cans), vegetable stock, bay leaves, thyme (fresh or dried ), oregano, allspice, salt and pepper, sugar (i used 1 packet of splenda), vinegar

kabuli channa (chick peas or garbanzo beans), salt, red chili pepper, cumin powder, coriander powder, white pepper powder, ginger powder, mango powder, kala namak, garam masala, black pepper, turmeric, baking soda (optional)

white yogurt-covered pretzels, dark chocolate-covered coffee beans, blue m &m s peanut chocolate candy (feel free to add more m&ms), green m &m s peanut chocolate candy (feel free to add more m&ms)