78 would Recipes

firm tofu , sliced into 3 stacks length wise (about a 1/4-inch thick), sesame oil (depends on if nonstick pan), miso soup (cooked , i take a cup of hot water & add miso paste but would probably work with any soup stock), onion (chopped ), potato starch (i m allergic to corn starch but that would probably work), maple syrup, soy sauce or 3 -5 tbsp braggs liquid aminos

avocado, bread, . (your favorite , great on toasted bread, i bet this would be awesome on a bolillo roll ( torta bread), mayonnaise (adjust the amount to what suits you), tomato, sliced, onion (chopped or sliced use what you like), cilantro, to taste (chopped ), lettuce (use what you like and in the amount that you like.), salt and pepper

eggplant, cooked boneless skinless chicken breasts, garlic, cooked ham, thick tomato puree, cream, pine nuts, oil (the recipe does not specify but i would think olive or peanut ), salt and pepper

water, chopped dates (or other dried fruit), chopped prune (or other dried fruit), raisins (use golden or dark ), butter, apple butter or 1/3 cup unsweetened applesauce, egg, egg whites, vanilla (if you are using almonds as your nuts, almond extract would work well here), whole wheat flour (a combination would also work) or 1 cup all-purpose flour (a combination would also work), baking soda, cinnamon, nutmeg, chopped nuts

chopped onion, butter or margarine, flour, milk, velveeta pasteurized prepared cheese product, cut up, frozen chopped broccoli, cooked and drained, ground nutmeg, pepper, substitutes: use light velveeta cheese if you would like or sub broccoli for spinach, frozen cauliflower or asparagus spears

brick velveeta mexican cheese (the small brick, any flavor would do, but mexican is awesome), chili (with or without beans is fine, your preference)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

olive oil to cover the bottom of the skillet., enough carrots to feed your family , im not sure how many you will need. peel and slice length wise., lemon pepper seasoning. use as much as you would like i use about a 1/8 of a tsp or less.dont put to much on or it wont taste good., parsley flakes a couple of shakes will do .

ground meat (i like to use 3 lbs. ground venison plus 2 lbs. of regular beef hamburger. if you would like to use all venison, you should add a little bit of ground beef fat, or the meat will be too dry)., heaping tsp. mortons tender quick, mustard seed (this is the whole seed, not the ground type), cracked black peppercorns, garlic salt, liquid smoke (i sometimes add a bit more, depends on how smoky you like it)

lean ground beef, water, beaten eggs, stove top stuffing mix (chicken, cornbread, savory herbs, or mushroom & onion), spaghetti sauce (food.com would not allow just sauce pick your favorite, original barbecue sauce, salsa or mushroom), seasoning (onion , green pepper, garlic, or mushrooms)

sour cream, a small 12 oz package of your fave shreaded cheese. i generally use the mexican blend , but whatever cheese you would like to use will work., hidden valley ranch packet, must say dips., a jar of the bacon pieces. the 1 i use is made by hormel , but i find the bacon pieces does so much better than bacon bits. (which the reciepe called for.)

my nana used to make this in the summertime and we would eat it while it was still warm; it is 1 of my favorite recipes., potatoes; peeled, cubed and boiled, onion, chopped, stalk of celery, chopped, butter or margarine, raisins, chopped, fresh dill, chopped, dried rosemary, mayonnaise, extra virgin olive oil, apple cider vinegar, salt and pepper to taste

corn tortillas, oil (canola or similar, not olive), fresh tomato, green chili pepper ( chile de arbol ), onion , slices (save some for topping if you want), chicken stock powder (or more if you want more salt in your dish), potatoes, sliced, boiled, chorizo sausage, fried, diced (best if isn tsp really spicy), bacon, fried, diced, ham, diced, sour cream, for topping, cheese, for topping (any melting type would do, i use manchego )

all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, ground ginger, unsalted butter softened, brown sugar, eggs, maple syrup (i prefer the buttery kind ), vanilla extract, buttermilk, cream cheese room temperature, unsalted butter softened, vanilla extract, sugar sifted, bacon fully cooked and either cut into 1 pieces or crumbles (i used apple wood smoked to add a bit of saltiness instead of maple bacon and would highly recommend using a thick cut or center cut to keep it from being too crispy, you want the bacon to be chewy)

out a large saucepot with a tight fitting lid ., cook about 4 chicken breasts (you can cook them any way you want. i would broil or grill them,gives the chowder more flavor ), chop up enough cooked chicken to make 2 cups coursely chopped chicken, drain and reserve the liquid of 1 (12 oz.) can of whole kernel corn, clean and thinly slice and set aside 3 medium onions, fry (save the grease ) and crumble about 6 slices of bacon, in bacon grease , fry onions until they are tender then remove from grease and set aside,still saving grease.

cooked corn kernels or just canned, diced tomatoes, green peas, frozen and thawed, sliced red and green pepper ( i do not like green pepper, so i would use zuchini or red onion), black beans, drained and rinsed, cooked, cubed chicken breast, dressing, olive oil, lime juice, cumin, chopped cilantro, chili powder, oregano

lowfat ricotta, pure vanilla , almond, lemon, etc. extract, splenda or equivalent, lemon zest if you like, sliced almonds would be great with the almond extract

cubes) very cold margarine or butter cut into small cubes, ap flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, milk, seasonings...well worth the extra work, bacon salt , if you would like more flavor, substitute for the two tsp. of regular salt fpr a total of 3 1/2 tsp ., dried crushed oregano, dried crushed cilantro, ground cumin, ts, dried crushed thyme, dried crushed basil, chopped rosemary, black pepper, garlic powder, your choice, onion powder, your choice, shredded smoked cheddar, shredded smoked swiss