293 whats Recipes

orange juice (i prefer fresh squeezed but use what you like), ginger juice (from a 2 inch piece of fresh ginger), cilantro, fresh, chopped, sesame oil

bread , unsliced.. we like to use sourdough.. but up to you what you like, cream cheese, softened to room temp, monterey jack cheese , shredded. i think used a bit more (use pepperjack), sour cream, sliced bacon , cooked crisp and crumbled, green onions, finely chopped, melted butter

pearl barley, butter, yellow onion, minced, coarsely chopped mushroom, beef broth (depending on what meat is served with this) or 3 cups chicken broth (depending on what meat is served with this), salt, pepper, dried oregano, dried thyme

heads garlic, water (use what you need to come 1/3 up the side of the heads) or 2 -3 cups chicken stock (use what you need to come 1/3 up the side of the heads) or 2 -3 cups vegetable stock (use what you need to come 1/3 up the side of the heads), olive oil (if you wish to make this healthier) or 2 tbsp chicken stock (if you wish to make this healthier) or 2 tbsp vegetable stock (if you wish to make this healthier), fresh thyme , for placing on top of garlic heads (optional), french bread (for serving)

tomatoes , roma is what i use, jalapenos (remove seeds if you like it really mild), cilantro, chipotle chile in adobo (optional), adobo sauce (optional), chicken bouillon granule

cocoa, sugar, light corn syrup, milk (i use skim b/cup it s what i have on hand and it works fine), butter or 3 tbsp margarine, vanilla, flour, salt

sunflower seeds, flax seeds, sesame seeds, oats, ground vanilla bean (or a combination of cinnamon, allspice, nutmeg, what you like), egg, butter, honey, salt

stalks celery, onion, garlic (or 2-4 tbsp of diced from the jar you can adjust to taste.), tomato paste (i prefer contadina), tomatoes (use what you prefer, but i like the diced italian seasoning type), tomato sauce, ground beef or 1 lb stewing beef, cut in cubes (optional), olive oil (can use vegetable oil if you prefer), sliced mushrooms (optional), black olives, chopped or sliced (optional), bell pepper (optional), oregano, thyme, sweet basil, rosemary, cumin, italian seasoning, can be used in place of the above spices, bay leaf, crushed red pepper flakes (optional), garlic powder, onion powder, salt, black pepper

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

warm water (105-115 degrees ), yeast (or 2 tsp. if using bulk), flour, flour (1/2 wheat and 1/2 white is what we prefer), sugar, salt, cornmeal (for dusting), oil

beef chuck steaks , cubed about 11/2in by 11/2 in, canola oil, divided, white onion , chopped about the same size as you cube the beef, red jalapeno chiles, stems removed, roma tomatoes, cut in half, garlic cloves, coconut milk (2 cans is what i use-light or regular both work as well), turmeric, ground coriander, salt, salt, ketjap manis

cream cheese, butter, softened, grated lemon rind, all-purpose flour, plus more for surface (to roll out), granulated sugar, strawberry preserves (raspberry, peach, apricot, use what you like)

unsalted butter, fresh ewes milk (sheeps milk which has a heavier fat content than regular milk), lacking this (what it s not in your local grocery ) use feta cheese as a substitute., capers chopped finely, paprika, chives chopped, caraway seeds ground coarsely, anchovies chopped fine (now for those that don;tsp like anchovy this only adds a fresh sea saltiness and if chopped or pureed you won;tsp even know it s there), salt , black pepper

chicken breasts, flavor enhancer (im not sure what this is), oil, honey, cider vinegar, chili sauce, worcestershire sauce, onion soup mix (1 3/8 oz size), salt

eggs, separated, salt, sugar, lowfat milk (1% is what we use), melted butter, flour, baking powder

chocolate cake box mix (plus what it call for on the back), sweetend condensed milk, hot fudge sauce, cool whip, heath bars

ground beef or 1 lb lamb, breakfast sausage (i used maple flavor), onion (or more if you like ), garlic cloves (use what you like for taste), butter, brown gravy mix, water, cream of mushroom soup, sliced mushrooms, diced, corn, peas, parsley, oregano, mashed potatoes (recipe that you like)

tuna, drained and flaked (in oil is what recipe called for, i use in water), pizza crust , large, olive oil, garlic clove, minced, marinated artichoke hearts, red bell pepper, sliced, red onion, sliced, feta cheese, crumbled, basil, fresh chopped