82612 vegetable christmas tree appetizer Recipes

ranch salad dressing, cauliflower (more or less ), broccoli florets, tomatoes, cut in half, broccoli, stalk (or 1 1/2 pretzel sticks), carrot, sliced

lettuce leaves (optional), broccoli, & broccoflower heads blanched, petite carrot, mixed vegetables , grape tomatoes, cherry tomatoes, mixed olives, giardiniera (mixed pickled vegetables), carrot (cut in a star with a cookie cutter)

cake dummies in graduated sizes, styrofoam cone, tacky glue, cheesecloth, kale, toothpicks, veggie trims : radishes, carrots, peppers, zucchini, cauliflower, broccoli, asparagus, baby corn, black olives and clementines, daikon radishes, turnips, green, sweet red and yellow pepper rings

frozen chopped broccoli, cooked and drained, sour cream, mayonnaise, sliced water chestnuts, drained and chopped, onion, chopped, vegetable recipe mix (knorr), garnishes: green and sweet yellow peppers , grape tomatoes, sliced pimiento-stuffed olives and a cracker, assorted crackers

refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, cream cheese, softened, sour cream, dried dill weed, garlic powder, chopped assorted fresh vegetables (bell peppers, broccoli, carrots, cucumbers, green onion, black olives, etc.)

flaked coconut (do not use frozen, it is too moist), powdered sugar, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, softened to room temp., light cream, almond extract (for even tastier trees use lemon or orange extract), chocolate-flavored candy coating, green sugar (optional if you didn tsp tint the coconut ), m iniature & baking bits or red cinna on candies

water, oil , 56g (half vegetable and half butter), bread flour, 360g (up to half can be wholewheat flour), japanese green tea powder (matcha), salt, sugar, yeast, dried cranberries, chopped, tomatoes, halved

cream cheese, yellow or green bell pepper, green onion, thick n chunky salsa, apricot preserves or orange marmalade, chopped fresh cilantro, assorted tortilla chips , crackers or sliced vegetables, if desired

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

vegetable oil, onion, chopped, ground beef, canned tomato sauce, cooked mixed vegetables (peas, diced carrots and corn), kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, russet potatoes, peeled and quartered, milk, butter, sour cream, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, boxed cornbread mix

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

cheesy christmas trees, mayonnaise, dry ranch-style salad dressing mix, shredded cheddar cheese, grate parmesan, firm white bread, red bell pepper strips, green bell pepper strips, preheat broiler. combine mayonnaise and salad dressing mix in medium bowl. add cheeses; mix well., cut bread slices into christmas tree shapes using large cookie cutter. spread each tree with about 1 tsp. mayonnaise mixture. decorate with red and green bell pepper strips. place on baking sheet., broil 4 inches from heat, 2 to 3 minutes or until bubbling. serve warm., makes 12 appetizers

pointed sugar ice cream cones (not waffle cones), decorative candies , for tree decorations, powdered sugar, margarine, milk, vanilla extract

vegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper, sliced green onion, pesto sauce, cooked christmas lima beans or 2 cups pinto beans or 2 cups cranberry beans, fresh ground pepper, toasted bread , slices

appetizer bread, grated cheddar cheese or an italian mix, mayonnaise, italian herb seasoning, green onions, finely chopped, french bread , halved lengthwise or i always use a fresh deli garlic-spread bread instead, parmesan cheese

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy