43488 traditional christmas meat pie Recipes

ground lean pork, lean ground beef, potatoes (boiled and mashed ), salt, pepper, onions (chopped ), dried celery flakes, poultry seasoning, sage, water

olive oil, butter, onion, finely chopped, sausage meat or 500 g skinned sausages, lemon , zest of, grated, fresh white breadcrumbs, ready-to-eat dried apricots, chopped, chestnuts, chopped (canned or vacuum packed), fresh thyme or 1 tsp dried thyme, chopped, cranberries (fresh or frozen ), boneless skinless chicken breasts, ready-made shortcrust pastry, beaten egg , to glaze

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

eggs, separated with 1 egg white separate by itself, sweetened condensed milk, key lime juice, grated lime rind, pie shell or 1 9-inch , baked and cooled, cream of tartar, sugar

sugar, cornstarch (use argo or kings ford s), cold water, egg yolks, slightly beaten, lemon , rind of, grated, lemon juice, butter or 1 tbsp margarine, baked pie crusts, egg whites, sugar

chicken stock or 2 cups beef stock, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, chopped fine, cubed leftover chicken (or any meat you choose) or 3 -5 cups cubed leftover roast beef (or any meat you choose) or 3 -5 cups cubed leftover hamburger (or any meat you choose) or 3 -5 cups cubed leftover ham (or any meat you choose), mixed vegetables, mushroom (optional), cheese (grated or sliced ), stalks celery (optional), pastry dough (triple recipe), margarine

beef broth, chopped onion, chopped dried apricots, raisins, whole-berry cranberry sauce, undrained crushed pineapple, curry powder, ground cinnamon, cornstarch, water, cubed cooked pork, chopped pecans, salt, pastry for double-crust pie (9 inches), milk and sugar

ground pork, extra lean ground beef, onion, grated, water, salt, pepper, ground allspice, nutmeg, peeled and grated potato (uncooked ), pie pastry , for 3 pies top and bottom

butter, onions, chopped, green peppers, chopped, celery, diced, cooked beef, diced or 1 cup cooked pork or 1 cup other meat, chopped, flour, milk or 2 cups meat stock, carrot, cooked and diced, refrigerated biscuits or 6 homemade biscuits

meat (you can use chicken also), potatoes (boiled ), salt, ginger , garlic paste, green chilly paste, corriander leaves, lemon juice, red chilly powder, capsicum (cut into small pieces), carrot (grated )

eggs, beaten, sugar, salt, cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, pumpkin, milk, scalded, pie crust (9 inch)

meat, ground turkey , chicken, or beef, onion, chopped, bouillion stock cubes 10g, maggi, knorr or other brand, curry powder, black pepper, diced tomatoes, canned or 1 fresh, salt, table, dough, flour, margarine , melted which is 1.5 sticks, baking soda, water, egg, beaten for glaze and shine

cranberries (fresh or frozen ), grated orange rind, raisins, sugar, flour, salt, boiling water, unbaked 9-inch pie shell

baked pie shell, nutmeg, rum, salt, water, sugar, eggs, separated, cold water, unflavored gelatin, cream, toasted chopped almonds (optional)

sweetened condensed milk, lemon juice, frozen raspberries, thawed and drained, whipping cream , whipped, prepared graham cracker crumbs or 1 shortbread pie crust

pitted tart cherries, sugar, all-purpose flour, crushed pineapple, undrained, cherry gelatin, firm bananas, sliced, chopped pecans, pie shells, baked

unflavored gelatin, cold water, sugar, salt, milk, egg yolks, rum extract, cream , whipped or 1 cup cool whip, egg whites, sugar, cream of tartar, pre baked pie crusts

none such condensed mincemeat, cherry flavored crasins or dried cherries, dark cherry and concord grape juice, deep dish pie shell with top crust, turbinado sugar