1007 throw away that carcass Recipes

semi-sweet chocolate chips, butter, sugar, eggs, all-purpose flour, water, sliced almonds, fresh raspberries or strawberries, cream ........

golden shortening, brown sugar, granulated sugar, eggs, vanilla, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, chipits semi-sweet chocolate chips

canola oil, lemon juice, garlic cloves, minced, salt, pepper, romaine , torn, chopped tomatoes, shredded swiss cheese, almonds, toasted , optional, grated parmesan cheese, bacon strips, cooked and crumbled, caesar salad croutons

garlic cloves, minced, vegetable oil, mayonnaise, chopped italian stewed tomatoes, tomato puree, red wine vinegar, salt, cayenne pepper, pepper, head iceberg lettuce, chopped walnuts, toasted

organic drained chick peas, organic onion, organic garlic, water, salt , pepper(lots) and grass fed butter(1-2 tbsp) to taste., simmer the chickpeas , onion and garlic in water until all liquid has reduced. throw the hot mixture into a blender or food processor with sea salt, pepper and a nice portion of butter and blend until smooth. serve right away hot, re-warm in oven or serve cold as a dip or side-dish.

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

two 8 oz piece of wild caught sockeye salmon, flour, salt, butter, ice water, egg wash, egg slightly beaten and two tbsp of water., pitted kalamata olives, lightly packed fresh parsley leaves, plus 1 tbsp. roughly chopped, mayonnaise, garlic, peeled, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, shitake mushrooms sliced into 1/4-inch slices, olive oil, sea salt to taste, fresh ground black pepper ., green beans trimmed

turkey , legs and thighs cut from carcass, keeping drumsticks and thighs attached, wings cut from breast, dried chiles de arbol, crumbled, kosher salt, freshly cracked black pepper, thyme, sage, rosemary, bay leaves, lemon zest (yellow part only ; from about 1/2 lemon), duck fat, allspice berries, juniper berries, fennel seeds, kosher salt, sugar, onion, sliced, carrot, peeled , cut on a diagonal, fennel bulb, sliced, flat-leaf parsley, thyme, bay leaves, dried chiles de arbol, sliced yellow onion, sage sprigs, thyme sprigs, unsalted butter, melted, kosher salt , freshly ground pepper

boneless, skinless chicken breasts (about 2 lb), tenderloins cut or pulled away, and breasts pounded lightly with fist to a more-or-less even thickness, ground coriander, salt, major grey chutney, lime, quartered, frozen limeade concentrate, hot red pepper flakes, ground ginger, vegetable or canola oil, broccoli slaw, green onions, thinly sliced, carrot, coarsely grated, chopped fresh cilantro

olive oil, chili powder, chopped garlic cloves, onion, chopped (i throw a handful or two of frozen chopped onion in), lean ground beef, cayenne pepper (to taste), chili starter, diced tomatoes, salt

margarine or butter, melted, sugar, vanilla, cocoa, eggs, flour, salt, pecan pieces

butter (do not substitute!), all-purpose flour, sugar, salt, baking powder, milk, sliced peaches , do not drain (i use a quart of my own canned peaches in light syrup, so i am guesstimating on the store bought), nutmeg, cinnamon, sugar, lemon peel

pumpkin pie mix (already has spices in it), eggs, sweetened condensed milk, spice cake mix, margarine, melted, pecans, chopped .

pumpkin, evaporated milk, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, eggs, yellow butter flavored cake mix (duncan hines), pecan pieces, melted butter, cool wip (2 cups), cream cheese, powdered sugar

seasonal fish and vegetables are used in tempura. the ingredients for tempura in the recipe below are only a few of the many, many common ingredients that lend themselves to this treatment. shrimp; squid; small whole fish like perch, smelt, and goby; white-fleshed saltwater fish; eggplant; green beans; onion rings; sweet potato slices; bell pepper strips; mushrooms - the list could go on for several pages. chicken, beef and pork, however, are not usually prepared as tempura because of their relatively heavier, identifiable taste. chicken and pork are deep-fried in other ways, and beef is often given a more highlighted preparation, say, in sukiyaki., http://japanesefood.about.com/od/tempura/a/cookingtempura.htm, basic steps for cooking tempura, prepare the ingredients ., make tempura batter ., heat vegetable oil in a deep pan to 340-350f degree., lightly dip ingredients in the batter and immediately fry them until crisp. it takes longer to fry vegetables than to fry seafood., drain tempura on a rack ., serve right away with tentsuyu (tempura dipping sauce) or salt. tempura is best served hot. *grated daikon radish is a common condiment., tempura batter recipe - japanese recipe, http://japanesefood.about.com/od/tempura/r/tempurabatter.htm, egg, ice water, all purpose flour, preparation, beat an egg in a bowl. add ice water in the bowl. be sure to use very cold water., add sifted flour in the bowl and mix lightly. be careful not to overmix the batter., tempura dipping sauce recipe, tempura dipping sauce is called tentsuyu in japanese. serve this sauce with tempura., dashi soup stock, mirin, soy sauce, sugar, preparation, put mirin in a pan and heat. add soy sauce and dashi soup stock in the pan. bring the sauce to a boil., tips for making crispy tempura, by setsuko yoshizuka, tip 1: ice, use ice water for the batter. this is really important to prevent the batter from absorbing too much oil., tip 2: batter (tempura batter recipe), do not make the batter ahead of time. try not to over mix the batter and not to coat ingredients with the batter too much., if you are frying both seafood and vegetables, fry vegetables first. then, fry seafood. fry vegetables at 340f degree and fry seafood at 350f degree., tip 4: oil temperature, check the temperature of frying oil , drop a little batter into the oil. if the batter comes up right away instead of sinking to the bottom of the pan, it s about 360 f degree. if the batter goes halfway to the bottom and comes up, it s about 340f degree. this is said to be the right temperature to fry tempura.

onion, chopped, carrot, chopped, garlic cloves, chopped, fresh thyme sprigs, sea salt, ducks , legs, thighs, and breasts cut from carcasses; carcasses quartered, rendered duck fat, chopped leek (white and pale green parts), chopped celery, chopped onion, chopped carrot, ruby port, water, whole black peppercorns, butter, farro, water, olive oil, butter, chopped shallots, dry red wine, low-salt chicken broth, freshly grated parmesan cheese, vegetable oil, honey, assorted chopped nuts (such as pistachios, hazelnuts, and pecans), whole star anise

duck , with breast meat removed (back, neck, carcass, legs, no liver, skin removed), dried onion flakes, carrots , scrubbed,trimmed and coarsely chopped, stalks celery & leaves, trimmed and coarsely chopped, garlic, crushed, dried parsley, dried thyme, bay leaf, leaves fresh sage, kosher salt, black peppercorns, dry mung beans, preferably hulled, yellow squash , cut in half lengthwise and sliced thin, sesame oil, garlic, peeled and sliced thin, shallot, finely diced, yellow onion, peeled and sliced thin, shredded cooked duck, ground ginger, snipped fresh sage, salt and pepper, brown rice

ground beef (you can use ground pork and beef), bacon (cooked to crispy and chopped ), onion, chopped, minced garlic (or to taste), green bell pepper, chopped, seasoning salt, pepper, grated parmesan cheese (or to taste), crushed red pepper flakes , to taste (optional), sliced mushrooms, drained, tomato soup (undiluted ), tomato sauce (i just throw in 1 full can), salt and pepper, grated cheddar cheese, penne pasta (i don tsp really measure, i just throw in about a 1/4 of a bag!)