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ripe tomato, diced for picklelover, garlic cloves, finely chopped for iewe and her houseful of garlic lovers, fresh cilantro, coarsely chopped for txgrifflover, who is an acquired taste, red onion, finely chopped for our savoury friend, chipotle chile, finely chopped for french bunny, who is sometimes hot & spicy, adobo sauce , from canned chipotle chile for heydarl, who likes to surprise with a kick, sugar , for bella14ragazza, our sweet team member, lime juice , to taste for gaylav, who provides a little pucker power, salt , to taste, for iceland, as she is sure to find in iceland, black pepper, freshly ground , to taste for katew, our pepper lover, cinnamon (optional), ground allspice (optional), ground cumin (optional)

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

ground turkey, onion, chopped, green pepper, chopped, red kidney beans, undrained, stewed tomatoes, tomato paste, chili powder, garlic powder, oregano, cumin, paprika, black pepper, salt, water

liquid vegetable stock, red lentils , thoroughly washed and drained, garlic cloves, minced, onions, diced, red capsicums, diced, carrots, diced, celery, diced, spinach, chopped, tomatoes, diced, leek, chopped, mushrooms, chopped, green beans, chopped, fresh parsley, chopped, fresh oregano, chopped, fresh basil, chopped, fresh ground pepper, tomato paste, salt , to taste, shaved parmesan cheese, prosciutto , if wanted

extra firm tofu, marinade (i like a spicy peanut satay sauce), flour (to dust), oil

olive oil, lemon juice (you can leave this out and give each person a lemon wedge instead if you like), garlic cloves, minced, shallot, minced, basil, salt, pepper, paprika

head cauliflower (rinsed and drained ), water, mayonnaise (not salad dressing), dijon mustard (or yellow ), shredded sharp cheddar cheese

celery, finely chopped, white onion, finely chopped, mushrooms, finely chopped, garlic cloves, minced, couscous, ground coriander, ground rosemary, ground paprika, ground turmeric, ground cinnamon, ground chili powder (optional), chicken stock

refried beans, black beans, drained, red kidney beans, drained, sweetcorn, drained, hot salsa, habanero sauce, dried chili pepper flakes, jalapeno peppers, drained, cheese, grated (monterey jack, cheddar or gouda), black olives, sliced, scallions, sliced (use the light green-green parts ), diced tomato, coriander, chopped, nacho chips

boneless skinless chicken breast, dijon mustard, swiss cheese

potatoes, fresh parsley, olive o il, garlic, ricotta cheese, masala wine, spinich, mushrooms, onions

frozen shredded potatoes thawed, butter melted, salt, black pepper, minced onion, cream of celery soup, sour cream, shredded cheddar cheese, butter melted, cornflakes crushed into crumbs

stew beef chunks, cubed, corn , or hominy (i prefer hominy), water, onions, sliced, onion, chopped, potato, cubed, salt, chopped spinach, dried thyme, chopped green beans, dry split peas, green peas, fresh or frozen, carrots, sliced, lima beans (i dislike , and substitute edamame or black beans) (optional), celery, diced, ketchup, orange or yellow or green pepper, diced (bell pepper), chopped parsley, tomatoes, cubed

vinegar (preferably cider), butter, garlic powder, onion powder, worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, paprika, cornstarch (optional), water (optional)

butter, canola margarine, sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla, whole wheat flour, almond meal, baking soda, salt, whole oats, walnuts, dark chocolate chips

collard greens (about 4 leaves ), margarine, chicken bouillon granule, water

eggs, pizza sauce, red bell pepper, chopped, pancetta, chopped, oil

eagle brand sweetened condensed milk, cold water, vanilla instant pudding mix, whipping cream , whipped (or tub of cool whip), vanilla wafers (who counts cookies... use the box!), bananas (sliced and dipped in lemon juice or 7-up)