34 things sauce Recipes

canned tomatoes, undrained, onion, diced, garlic clove, minced, cilantro or 2 tbsp parsley, sugar, salt and pepper, tabasco sauce, chicken broth, chicken breasts, boiled , deboned and cubed, monterey jack cheese, cubed, avocados, cubed, tortilla chips, lime

uncooked long grain white rice, sesame oil, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, green chili pepper, chopped, carrot, sliced, stalk celery, sliced, ketjap manis (sweet soy sauce, found in asian food stores), soy sauce, tomato sauce (can use paste, or cut a half a tomato and fry into a pasty or sauce type thing), cucumber, sliced, eggs

saltine crackers, crumbled, enough to make 1 cup, whole wheat work great, crabmeat or 2 (7 1/2 oz) cans each red salmon, drained well, worcestershire sauce, hot pepper sauce (or to taste), chopped fresh parsley, prepared mustard, mayonnaise, egg, beaten, butter (or more , if you like things rich), chopped parsley (to garnish ), lemon wedges (to garnish )

chicken breasts, boneless and skinless, mexican seasoning (mexican seasoning mix , i used the whole recipe minus the red peppers ), onion, chopped finely (optional), corn tortillas, cheese, grated (i use mexican combination or monterey jack), red enchilada sauce (i use mild or use medium if you like things hotter, i use el pato brand), sour cream (i have used regular and low-fat), oil for frying tortilla, guacamole

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

dark brown sugar, sliced black pepper bacon, baked beans, few dashes hot sauce (more if you like things spicy), scallions, sliced

big tin can of plain tomato juice, shakes tabasco sauce, chipotle tabasco sauce, second drizzle of soy sauce, second drizzle of worcestershire sauce, prepared horseradish, tony chachere s cajun seasoning, celery salt, black pepper, vodka, lemon juice, olive juice, lime, pickled things

butter, white onion, very thinly sliced into half -rings, salt and pepper, garlic, minced, snow peas, washed and ends snipped, head napa cabbage , 1/4-inch slices (aka chinese cabbage), soy sauce (to taste)

boneless skinless chicken breasts, asian chili-garlic sauce (sriracha), soy sauce, honey, sesame oil, divided, salt and pepper, handful cilantro , rough chop, endive, shredded (other similar greens may be substituted), carrot, sliced into strips, grated fresh ginger, green onions , sliced thing, cucumber, seedless and diced, olive oil, lime juice, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, cooked udon noodles or 1 cup rice noodles, salt and pepper

green peppers, in small pieces, red peppers (in oil with garlic ( if you can tsp get these please see my recipe), tomatoes (peeled... make a cross at the top and the bottom, toss into boiling water for 2 minutes and plunge i), water, vinegar, brown sugar, soy sauce, potatoes, medium chunks, onions, in small chunks, head garlic (the whole bulb, yes...the whole thing!), red chili pepper (usually dry, use more if you have a cold, or like it hot!... i use 2 if its for me and 0 if my bf is), cayenne pepper, tabasco sauce, pepper, salt, olive oil, oil (for deep frying), water, for boiling (stock is best, but water will do), crunchy bread (for mopping up)

lime juice or 1 tsp lemon juice, fish sauce, baguette , halved lengthwise, cucumber , thingly sliced, cooked chicken, thinly sliced, shallots or 2 scallions, thinly sliced, serrano chili, seeded and finely chopped (1 tbsp), fresh cilantro or 2 sprigs basil leaves, reduced-fat mayonnaise (or ginger-miso tofu dressing)

crab, celery finely chopped, green pepper finely chopped, scallions finely chopped, thyme leaves, cayenne pepper (more , if you like things spicy), eggs, lightly beaten, heavy cream, seasoned bread crumbs, scallions finely chopped, parsley finely chopped, garlic finely chopped, juice of 1 small lemon, tabasco sauce, creole mustard, mayonnaise, egg whites