3242 that brews itself Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

sugar, light corn syrup, water, salted cashews (pieces are fine, and cheaper!), butter, baking soda, you really should have a candy thermometer for this. otherwise, use a cup of ice cold water: when you drop some of the liquid into it and it becomes a spindly piece that cracks, that is the right stage (hardcrack) to stop and spread it out to cool., have ready a flat sheet pan (like an airbake cookie sheet so no lip is in the way) that is greased well, plus a flat spreader or long flat heat resistant spatula

cubed lamb pieces, water or lamb stock, onion chopped finely, red lentils, diced very ripe tomatoes, tbsn tomato paste, ground turmeric, ground cinnamon, cinnamon stick, ground ginger, salt, freshly ground black pepper, re-hydrated (cooked ) chickpeas, celery stalk with leaves, finely chopped, cannelloni pasta tubes , smashed so that you get odd size shapes (but if you don tsp have that a very small handful of any pasta smashed or crunched up a bit to add interesting texture to the soup will work, juice of 1 lemon, coriander (cilantro), chopped coarsely

eggs, separated, sugar, divided, mascarpone (about 1 cup) at room temperature, salt, chilled heavy cream, brewed espresso or very strong brewed coffee, cooled to room temperature, amaretti (crisp italian macaroons; 30 to 40, depending on size)

eggs, cold brewed coffee , plus, brewed cold coffee, oil , plus, oil, cider vinegar, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, sugar, baking soda, salt, dark chocolate, butter, softened , plus, butter, softened, sugar, brewed coffee, chopped dark chocolate, cocoa powder

ginger brew (or ginger beer or ginger ale-1 cup), fresh lime juice, pineapple juice, crushed ice

ground sausage (mild , or i have the butcher grind up pork cutlets), brown sugar, baking soda, walnuts, flour, brewed coffee (brewed , not coffee grounds!), spices (nutmeg, cinnamon and cloves or pumpkin pie spice), raisins

whole wheat flour (or whole wheat pastry flour), phyllo puff pastry sheet (pepperidge farm 2-pack 17.3oz/1.1 lbs), frozen pitted cherries, thawed (dark sweet cherries are best), heavy whipping cream, prepared (whipped), mascarpone cheese, room temperature, brewed espresso, cooled (or strong brewed black coffee), cinnamon, nutmeg, sugar, pecan pieces, divided (little chips), graham cracker , crushed into crumbs

milk (i use 2%), canned pumpkin, sugar, vanilla, pumpkin pie spice (or 1/4 tsp cinnamon, 1/8 tsp nutmeg, 1/8 tsp ground cloves, and tiny pinch of ground ginger), strong brewed coffee (or 1/2 cup brewed espresso)

butter, eggs, all-purpose flour, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking soda, baking powder, salt, milk, strong brewed coffee, cooled, sugar, vanilla, dark chocolate chips , bittersweet chocolate chips or 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips, butter, powdered sugar, strong brewed coffee, cooled, vanilla, strong brewed coffee, cooled (optional), creme-filled rolled wafer cookies , such as pirouettes, unsweetened cocoa powder (optional) or ground cinnamon (optional)

bananas, sliced thin, light rum, creamy peanut butter, ladyfingers (about 24 ), brewed espresso (can use instant espresso or strong brewed coffee), cocoa powder , for garnishing

sugar, unsalted butter, egg, whole milk, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour + 2 tsp baking powder, prune filling, pitted stewed prunes (the prunes in bags today work nicely), raisins, lemon juice, cinnamon (i am heavy-handed with that, i love ), sugar

lean ground beef or ground turkey, dry breadcrumbs, whole eggs, onions , chopped pretty small or fine, chopped fresh oregano , about half that if dry (try to use mexican oregano), carrots thinly sliced in rounds, low sodium chicken broth, dry whole ancho or pasilla chile seeded and crumbled or 1 small, dry whole hot red chile seeded, rice or 1 large russet potato peeled and diced, chopped fresh cilantro, zucchini sliced medium to large (optional), fresh spinach , trimmed of stems, washed, and cut into thin shreds aka chiffonade, limes cut into wedges

rinsed blackberries, brewed darjeeling tea (i used stash earl grey double bergamot) or 2 cups brewed black assam tea, cooled (i used stash earl grey double bergamot), sugar, fresh lemon juice, fresh grated ginger (not dried ginger), any fresh edible flower , flowering herbs, mint leaves, lemon verbena, etc

egg yolks, sugar, golden rum, heavy whipping cream, cream cheese, softened, strong brewed coffee or 2 cups brewed espresso, cooled to room temperature, kahlua, cake, cut into 2-inch cubes, unsweetened cocoa powder

ducks, cleaned and quartered, fresh brewed lapsang souchong tea or 1 cup other black tea, brewed and cooled,reserve the tea leaves (make it quite strong), dry lapsand souchong tea leaves, fresh kumquat, tangerine, wedges (garnish )

honey, hot brewed coffee (hot freshly brewed cuban coffee, yum!), bourbon, freshly grated nutmeg, dollop of alps whipped cream, heavy cream, averna amaro (bittersweet italian liqueur) or 3/4 oz lucano liqueur (bittersweet italian liqueur) or 3/4 oz montenegro liqueur (bittersweet italian liqueur)

pumpkin puree, low-fat milk, light brown sugar (packed and leveled), cinnamon, nutmeg , plus, nutmeg , for dusting later, pure vanilla extract, brewed coffee (brewed using 2 tbsp per 1 cup of water), coffeemate coffee creamer, granulated sugar, cream