2736 sopa portuguese christmas Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

portuguese chourico, casings removed and crumbled, green bell peppers, seeded and chopped, sweet onions, peeled and chopped, tomato paste, red wine, water, crushed garlic

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

thick slices of stale bread , i use a sort of large french baguette, warm milk + 1/2 cup warm water, powdered cinnamon, eggs, beaten, suger mixed with 1 tbsp powdered cinnamon

french sandwich rolls , or portuguese pops, butter, room temperature

eggs, milk, white sugar, ground cinnamon, freshly grated nutmeg, orange zest, portuguese sweet bread, unsalted butter, cubed

skinless chicken thighs (about 1 1/2 lbs.), chopped fresh rosemary or 1/4 tsp dried rosemary, salt, divided, fresh ground black pepper, canola oil, link portuguese chourico, sliced in rounds, onion, chopped, red bell pepper, chopped, uncooked arborio rice or 1 1/2 cups other medium grain rice, diced plum tomato, sweet paprika, saffron thread, crushed, garlic clove, minced, chicken broth, shrimp, peeled and deveined, asparagus, cut diagonally, frozen peas, thawed

sponge cakes, sliced thin, sugar, egg yolks, water, cinnamon

portuguese olive oil, chopped yellow onions, salt, freshly ground black pepper, chopped garlic, chopped green onions, chopped freshly parsley leaves, tomatoes, seeded and chopped, crushed red pepper, salt cod, soaked, rinsed, patted dry and julienne, cooked long-grain white rice, juice of 1 fresh lemon, drizzle of portuguese olive oil, head of iceberg lettuce, hard-boiled eggs, queen-stuffed green olives

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

links portuguese chorizo, in skin (homemade is preferred) *** italian chorizo may be substituted, but handmade from a deli or butcher is preferred over a packaged meat, olive oil, divided, head kale (portuguese kale is the best for this recipe), white or purple potatoes (portuguese potatoes are best!), crushed, in water/oil garlic or about 2 heads finely chopped fresh, salt and pepper to taste, enough water to cover , plus about 2 inches, those little star pasta , rice, or any other pasta, and pimenta (portutuese pepper paste)

mayonnaise, fresh orange juice, orange zest, minced garlic, ground sausage , portuguese chorizo, linguisa sausage, dry-cured spicy sausage, olive oil, wine , zinfandel, tomato sauce, ground sirloin, vegetable oil , for brushing grill rack, portuguese sweet rolls, toasted, cilantro leaf, pineapple, fresh

ripe tomatoes (12 oz), olive oil , preferably portuguese, bay leaves, whole allspice berries, cracked and finely chopped, garlic, minced, green bell pepper (about 6 oz), thinly sliced, onion (about 6 oz), thinly sliced, dry white wine, black portuguese or nicoise olives, pitted and rinsed, kosher or sea salt and freshly ground black pepper, olive oil , preferably portuguese, hake fillets, trimmed , deboned and skinned; cut into 4 (6 to 8-oz) portions, kosher or sea salt freshly ground black pepper, cornmeal

mayonnaise, fresh orange juice, orange zest, minced garlic, ground portuguese chourico or linguica, olive oil, zinfandel, tomato sauce from a jar, ground sirloin, vegetable oil , for brushing grill rack, portuguese sweet rolls, cilantro leaves, sliced rings fresh pineapple

spicy portuguese sausage, sliced, ham hocks, onion, sliced, water, carrots, diced, potatoes, diced, head cabbage, chopped, tomato sauce, kidney beans, macaroni

olive oil, onions, coarsely chopped, garlic, minced, chile paste, tomato sauce, water, chopped fresh parsley, salt to taste, ground black pepper, paprika, portuguese chourico sausage, casing removed, sliced 1/4-inch thick, fava beans, drained

potatoes , peeled then chopped coarsely, white onions or 2 large yellow onions, 1 chopped coarsely the other finely, dry sherry (this is half a bottle but the zaar wanted clear measurements) or 400 ml white wine (this is half a bottle but the zaar wanted clear measurements), fresh kale, leaves and stems chopped finely, apple, washed chopped in half, and de-seeded, minced fresh garlic clove, portuguese chourico (or chorizo, the mexican version, if you like) or 3/4 lb soy chorizo, diced tomatoes with juice, great northern beans (white , kidneys or pintos would do fine too), lemon, bay leaves, kosher salt, black pepper, hot sauce (i prefer tabasco), turmeric, thyme