3553 snowman christmas snack Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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all-purpose flour, unsweetened cocoa, baking powder and20 Moreall-purpose flour, unsweetened cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, salt, milk, mint extract, sugar, butter, softened, eggs, sugar, water, egg whites, light corn syrup, cream of tartar, ding dong chocolate snack cakes, old-fashioned chocolate cookies, blue m iniature m&m s chocolate candies, blue air heads taffy, junior mints, jelly orange slice candy, trimmed, length thin black licorice bootlace, multicolored sugar nonpareils1 hour 35 min, 23 ingredients
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butter, softened, cream cheese, softened, sugar, divided and9 Morebutter, softened, cream cheese, softened, sugar, divided, egg, vanilla extract, almond extract, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, pretzel sticks, decorating icing of your choice, orange gumdrops1 hour , 12 ingredients
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cake, white cake mix (recommended : betty crocker), water and24 Morecake, white cake mix (recommended : betty crocker), water, vegetable oil, eggs, peppermint extract, unfrosted cupcakes, white frosting (recommended: betty crocker fluffy white ), royal icing, egg whites or 5 tbsp meringue powder, fresh lemon juice or 1 tsp vanilla extract, sugar , sifted, candy to decorate snowman, royal icing (in a squeeze bottle or piping bag), sweetened flake coconut, store bought small snowflake shaped cookies, blue mint candies (for hat), peppermint patties (for eyes), blue jelly beans (for eyes), orange gumdrops (for nose), blue candy covered chocolates (for mouth), hard candies (for buttons ), color decorating sugar, foot long fruit roll-up (for scarf) (recommended: fruit by the foot), giant blue peppermint stick (for broom stick), white gum drops (for hands)1 hour 20 min, 27 ingredients
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crispix cereal, bugles original flavor snacks and12 Morecrispix cereal, bugles original flavor snacks, ritz bits mini peanut butter crackers, ritz bits mini cheese crackers, mixed nuts, shoestring potatoes, pretzels, vegetable crackers, cashews, cheese flavored goldfish crackers, orville redenbacher s butter-flavored oil, hidden valley ranch dressing mix, dill weed, garlic powder48 hour 15 min, 14 ingredients
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ground turkey or beef, onion, chopped and10 Moreground turkey or beef, onion, chopped, chopped green pepper, garlic clove, minced, tomato paste, water, minced fresh oregano or 1-1/2 tsp dried oregano, minced fresh thyme or 1/2 tsp dried thyme, fennel seed, garlic salt, snack rye bread, grated parmesan cheese30 min, 12 ingredients
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Snowman Poop Christmas Snackwhite almond bark or 1 (20 oz) package chocolate almond b... and3 Morewhite almond bark or 1 (20 oz) package chocolate almond bark, cocoa puffs cereal, marshmallows, crushed walnuts16 min, 4 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Honey Fruit Dropschristmas honey fruit drops and13 Morechristmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.11 min, 14 ingredients
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Snack Rye Pizzaground turkey breast or 1 lb ground chicken breast and11 Moreground turkey breast or 1 lb ground chicken breast, olive oil, yellow onion, chopped, green bell pepper, chopped, garlic clove, minced, tomato paste (no salt added preferred), water, fresh oregano, minced or 1 1/2 tsp dried oregano, crumbled, fresh thyme, minced or 1/2 tsp dried thyme, crumbled, fennel seed, rye cocktail bread, snack size, parmesan cheese, grated (kraft reduced fat preferred)10 min, 12 ingredients
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Christmas Rice Krispies Marshmallow Ballscrisp rice cereal (christmas colored rice krispies) and4 Morecrisp rice cereal (christmas colored rice krispies), marshmallows, caramel squares, eagle brand condensed milk, butter1 hour , 5 ingredients
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Christmas Limas With Pesto Bulgervegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper and5 Morevegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper, sliced green onion, pesto sauce, cooked christmas lima beans or 2 cups pinto beans or 2 cups cranberry beans, fresh ground pepper, toasted bread , slices20 min, 8 ingredients
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