156 smokin critter paint Recipes

steak (well trimmed , tenderized), salt and pepper, flour (for dredging), oil for browning meat, onions, chopped, carrots, sliced, garlic powder, diced tomatoes (with liquid ), salsa, water, beef bouillon granules, cilantro, salt

king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, sugar, sugar, ground cinnamon, baking powder, salt, cold butter, egg, orange juice, cream cheese, softened, sugar, strawberry preserves, sugar, vanilla extract, milk

chocolate and vanilla icing, assorted candy such as candy corn , m&m s (regular and minis), mike and ike candies, mentos and fruit roll-ups, chocolate-covered snack cakes (such as yodels)

semisweet chocolate chips, flaked coconut, sugar, egg whites (about 6), m & s brand ini chocolate candies, red decorating frosting

recipe pate sable, high quality bittersweet chocolate, chopped, creme fraiche, heavy cream, sugar, pure vanilla extract, seeds from 1 vanilla bean (optional), soft juicy fruits (berries, fresh figs, grapes, sliced oranges, nectarines, plums, peaches, pineapples or mango)

white chocolate , tempered, bittersweet chocolate , tempered, cocoa butter, bonbons , optional

butter or margarine, room temperature, vegetable shortening, sugar, egg, vanilla, baking soda, salt, all-purpose flour, corn syrup, water, four different paste colors or liquid food coloring

sugar, butter, softened, egg, grated orange rind, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, salt, egg yolks, lightly beaten, paste food coloring, all-purpose flour, divided

butter or margarine, at room temperature, sugar, egg, vanilla or almond extract, all-purpose flour, egg yolk

go to the crafts store., purchase 1 or more bags of dried fruit, some plaster of paris, brown paint and a disposable cake pan., go home ., unwrap the dried fruit , carefully folding the wrapper inside-out and placing it at the bottom of your trash can. better yet, send it through your personal paper shredder and use it for insulation in the attic., mix the plaster of paris with water and pour into the disposable cake pan. place dried fruit on top, gently pushing in so it looks baked in the batter. let dry., take your fruitcake out of the disposable cake pan ., cover the top, bottom and sides with brown paint, avoiding the fruit., wrap your fruitcake in festive , colored saran wrap and finish with a bow. i like using red wrap because it gives a warm glow to the fruitcake., give your fruitcake to someone you want to impress. when they lift it, they ll say, wow! you must have made a really rich fruitcake! don tsp forget to smile and say, oh, its paris-style fruitcake., worry about someone trying to eat your fruitcake. nobody actually eats fruitcake... that s just a rumor. just so you know, the dried fruit won go bad because it has the same preservatives as twinkies, which have a shelf-life of about 237 years.

vanilla yogurt or 1 1/2 cups plain yogurt, peanut butter, dark brown sugar, strawberry, raisins, apples, seedless grapes, bananas, peeled, pretzel stick, sunflower seeds

brown sugar, brown rice syrup, shortening (spectrum), tapioca flour, xanthan gum, sunflower butter (sunbutter), vanilla, nutty rice, chocolate chips

lean beef , venison, rabbit, squirrel, etc (eye of round, london broil, round roast, etc.), kikkoman soy sauce (this is waaaay less salty than other soy sauces out there and low carb too.), liquid smoke (i prefer mesquite but will also use hickory), minced garlic cloves (more or less to suit. i prefer california sun-dry garlic with sun dried tomatoes), drops habanero sauce (optional, i use dave s ultimate insanity sauce )

lowfat yogurt, peanut butter, dark brown sugar, strawberries, raisins, apples, seedless grapes, bananas, peeled, pretzel sticks, sunflower seeds

chunks of various meats , fruits and veggies for body parts, examples : squared, rectangle and triangle shaped chunks of cheese, ring balogna slices, cooked hotdogs, small meatballs, cherry tomatoes, black olives, stuffed olives, grapes, 1-2 inch chunks of celery stalk, banana slices, cherries, apple slices and chunks, pineapple chunks, etc., pretzel sticks and chow mein noodles for attaching body parts, cream cheese and peanut butter for gluing body parts, raisins, pimento , small berries, chocolate chips for eyes, noses, etc.

frozen spinach , cooked according to package directions, onion, chopped fine, cream cheese, softened, butter, gloves of garlic, minced (more if you love garlic), cracked black pepper, creole spice, sour cream, sliced mushrooms, couple of dashes hot sauce, pepper-jack cheese, cubed, shredded mild cheddar cheese, shredded parmesan cheese, salt to taste, crawfish tails or shrimp(salad or small peeled), sliced green onions, amount of liquid crab boil if desired