61 skip panty Recipes

frozen pink lemonade concentrate, vodka, cool whip, ice (to fill blender)

frozen pink lemonade concentrate, canadian mist whiskey, water, cool whip, crushed ice

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

crushed tomatoes, tomato puree, tomato paste, sugar, salt, black pepper, garlic powder, parsley, grated parmesan cheese or 1/2 cup romano cheese, onions, chopped, garlic, chopped, italian sausage or home-made meatballs, spareribs (optional), leftover cooked chicken thighs or chicken leg (optional), pepperoni (optional)

breadcrumbs, salt (i skip this), black pepper, butter, olive oil, boneless skinless chicken breasts, deli ham (sliced thin), swiss cheese

pam cooking spray, olive oil, scallions, chopped, green pepper, chopped (i skipped, but next time i am adding green chilies or jalapenos), tomato, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, eggs, egg whites, low-fat cheddar cheese, shredded (i used ww mexican blend shredded cheese), cilantro, chopped, salt, pepper, whole wheat tortillas, nonfat sour cream, salsa

water, chicken broth (i skipped and just used water to cook the breasts), boneless skinless chicken breasts, mayonnaise, plain yogurt, curry powder (or to taste), fresh lime juice, honey, ground ginger, salt, black pepper, red onion, chopped (1 cup), firm-ripe mango, peeled, pitted, and chopped, red seedless grapes, halved, salted roasted cashews, coarsely chopped

olive oil, shallots, minced, garlic cloves, minced, green onions, sliced, sun-dried tomatoes, finely chopped (about 1/4 cup), salt, basmati rice, chicken stock, unsalted butter, room temperature (or skip the 1/2 tsp salt and use salted butter)

all-purpose flour (maida), baking powder, sugar, salt, milk, egg (you can skip this, if you don tsp eat s), yogurt, oil, butter, lukewarm water , to knead the dough

shortening, steaks, cut into 1-inch cubes, sliced onion, garlic powder, ketchup, worcestershire sauce, salt (i skip this), paprika, dry mustard, red cayenne pepper, water, flour, water, hot, cooked broad egg noodles

water, arborio rice, evaporated milk, cinnamon stick, fresh ginger (a coin shaped slice,peeled, about 1/2 inch thick), lime , juice and peel of (two 1 in wide strip of peel with none of the white), desiccated coconut (unsweetened ), salt, granulated sugar or 1 cup splenda granular, raisins (soaked in enough rum -malibu is good- to plump the , discard the rum not absorbed or add it tsp), sweetened flaked coconut, rum extract (ye may wish to skip this or alter the amount if ye have chosen to use the real stuff!), vanilla extract, ground cinnamon, shredded fresh lime zest

beer (6 12 oz. cans of ), canadian whiskey (chilled ), frozen lemonade concentrate

oreo cookie crumbs, granulated sugar, butter, melted, semi-sweet chocolate chips, cream cheese, brown sugar, vanilla, cool whip, thawed in refrigerator (very important), fresh strawberries, paraffin wax (i skip this also) (optional), semi-sweet chocolate chips

carrots, peeled and trimmed, onion, chopped, stalk celery, chopped, garlic, chopped, fresh parsley, lean salt pork (can be skipped for a vegetarian version), diced tomatoes, tomato paste, beef stock (or use beef bouillion granilliars or 2 beef bouillion cubes), dried basil, dried oregano, pepper, green beans, trimmed and cut into 1 inch pieces, frozen peas, salt, basil, parsley, parmesan cheese, grated, pecorino romano cheese, pine nuts, olive oil, salt and pepper

cherry vodka, cherry 7-up, capri sun wild cherry juice drink (1.5 boxes)

xante poire au cognac (pear brandy), lime, tonic water , to taste