1179 six versions pleasure Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

herb stuffing mix (i used roasted garlic flavor), frozen broccoli florets, thawed and drained, low-fat cream of mushroom soup, velveeta cheese (low fat versions) or 1 cup cheez whiz (low fat versions)

chicken broth (use vegetable broth for vegetarian or vegan version) or 4 (14 1/2 oz) cans vegetable broth (use vegetable broth for vegetarian or vegan version), carrots, cleaned and cut into 2 inch lengths, onion, chopped, butter (or oil for vegans), curry powder, turmeric, ground ginger, cayenne pepper, cream (skip for vegans) (optional), salt and pepper

ground beef, onion, chopped, chili beans or 1 can hot (for a spicy version), stewed tomatoes, chili powder or 2 cans rotel tomatoes (or 1 of each), salt and pepper, diced green chilis (for a spicy version) (optional)

uncooked quinoa, water, cashews, ground, carrot, grated, chopped onion, celery, diced, white button mushrooms, grated, soy sauce , unfermented, tahini (or flax seed mixture for the vegan version), egg (for the non-vegan version), thyme, sage, garlic powder, nutritional yeast flakes, tofu, firm, vegetable broth, for sauteeing

eggplants, unpeeled and chopped into bite size cubes, zucchini, sliced, white button mushrooms, sliced, green peppers , cut into strips, onion, sliced (i like to use red onion but you can use what you like), garlic cloves, minced, diced tomatoes, undrained, thyme, cumin, sage, marjoram, bay leaf, sweet paprika, soy margarine (for non-vegan version, use regular margarine), garlic powder, onion powder, sweet basil, salt and pepper, cooked rice , to eat it over

bread, shredded cheddar cheese, cream cheese, softened, sour cream, dried beef, chopped, chopped green chile peppers, chopped green onions, worcestershire sauce

apple pie spice, white sugar, refrigerated biscuit dough, separated and cut into six pieces, brown sugar, butter, water

links (six to eight-inch) of andouille sausage, sheets of puffed pastry (six to eight inches wide) thawed, eggs, water

thousand island dressing (can use regular or any of the light versions), cream cheese (can also substitute with light version)

honey, brown sugar, butter (for the lower fat version) or 1 1/2 cups applesauce (for the lower fat version), shortening, peanut butter, eggs, vanilla, whole wheat flour, flour, baking soda, baking powder, chocolate chips (optional), chopped nuts (optional), raisins (optional), dried unsweetened coconut (you can add whatever you want) (optional), oatmeal (depends on how much you like )

short-grain rice, butter, light cream (about 15% fat), salt, brown sugar, vanilla extract, ground nutmeg

onion, minced (red is best ), garlic clove, minced, lemon juice, mustard (dark, spicy ), celery, finely chopped, major grey s chutney (or your favorite , homemade version of thick, mango and ginger chutney), mayonnaise, eggs, hard-boiled and chopped, salt, pepper, almonds, chopped (whole , salted)

store bought pizza dough , preferably whole wheat, pastrami, sliced into strips (i like the store bought light versions), sauerkraut, store bought, thousand island dressing , a store bought light version, bread and butter pickles, sliced thinly (i like the zesty flavored ones), lowfat swiss cheese (4 slices), flour

cooked chicken, condensed golden mushroom soup, sour cream (substitute plain yogurt for low fat version), mozzarella cheese (skim mozzarella for low fat version), ritz crackers

whole wheat flour, oats, baking powder, baking soda, salt, nonfat soymilk, water, vinegar, margarine (i use earth balance), low-fat cheddar cheese (use vegan version, like vegan gourmet)

mayonnaise , such as hellmann s, minced roasted garlic, hot dog mustard, kosher salt, worcestershire sauce, ground black pepper, squeeze of lemon juice, buttermilk, hot sauce, dried basil, granulated garlic, ground white pepper, egg, beaten, oysters, shucked , liquid reserved (for the shrimp version, substitute 24 medium peeled raw shrimp), panko breadcrumbs, cornmeal, flour, dried basil, granulated garlic, sea salt, fresh cracked black pepper, cayenne pepper, hot paprika, canola oil, soft 8-inch french or hoagie rolls, split, garlic butter, softened (minced roasted garlic mixed with butter), loosely packed shredded green cabbage, sliced deli-style dill pickles, red heirloom tomatoes, sliced 1/4 inch thick

baking potatoes, light cream cheese, minced garlic or 1 tbsp if making cheesy version, low-fat or fat free sour cream or plain yogurt, salt and pepper to taste, low fat shredded cheddar cheese (for cheesy version), divided, paprika (for garlic version)