899 serviette napkin lis version Recipes

chicken broth (use vegetable broth for vegetarian or vegan version) or 4 (14 1/2 oz) cans vegetable broth (use vegetable broth for vegetarian or vegan version), carrots, cleaned and cut into 2 inch lengths, onion, chopped, butter (or oil for vegans), curry powder, turmeric, ground ginger, cayenne pepper, cream (skip for vegans) (optional), salt and pepper

ground beef, onion, chopped, chili beans or 1 can hot (for a spicy version), stewed tomatoes, chili powder or 2 cans rotel tomatoes (or 1 of each), salt and pepper, diced green chilis (for a spicy version) (optional)

uncooked quinoa, water, cashews, ground, carrot, grated, chopped onion, celery, diced, white button mushrooms, grated, soy sauce , unfermented, tahini (or flax seed mixture for the vegan version), egg (for the non-vegan version), thyme, sage, garlic powder, nutritional yeast flakes, tofu, firm, vegetable broth, for sauteeing

eggplants, unpeeled and chopped into bite size cubes, zucchini, sliced, white button mushrooms, sliced, green peppers , cut into strips, onion, sliced (i like to use red onion but you can use what you like), garlic cloves, minced, diced tomatoes, undrained, thyme, cumin, sage, marjoram, bay leaf, sweet paprika, soy margarine (for non-vegan version, use regular margarine), garlic powder, onion powder, sweet basil, salt and pepper, cooked rice , to eat it over

chicken drumsticks, milk, cornstarch, ketchup, red wine vinegar, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, onion, finely chopped, garlic, finely chopped, fresh ginger, grated, crushed dried red pepper flakes

tootsie pops, white square paper napkins, yarn or 12 pieces ribbon, black pen

place a stack of plates at 1 end of the buffet table so that guests pick them up first. choose plates with some heft (avoid flimsy paper ones) and a substantial lip: food will be less likely to slide off., food comes next. arrange it at various heights so that guests can see and reach everything with ease. shallow bowls and basic platters are the most user-friendly choices., roll silverware inside napkins , secure them with a bit of twine, and pile them toward the end of the buffet, which cuts down on the balancing act. use sleek flatware, as more decorative styles are often too bulky to roll up neatly.

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

ground pork, ground beef, onion, finely chopped, carrot, grated, soy sauce, black pepper, garlic powder, salt, spring roll wrappers, oil for frying

fully cooked luncheon meat (such as spam), cubed, processed cheese sauce (such as cheez whiz), chopped pimiento peppers with liquid, mayonnaise-style sandwich spread with chopped sweet pickle, white bread, whole wheat bread, dried parsley , or to taste, cucumber, thinly sliced

milk (70 to 80 degrees f), sugar, butter, softened, salt, bread flour, egg, beaten, active dry yeast, bread flour, butter or margarine, melted

store bought pizza dough , preferably whole wheat, pastrami, sliced into strips (i like the store bought light versions), sauerkraut, store bought, thousand island dressing , a store bought light version, bread and butter pickles, sliced thinly (i like the zesty flavored ones), lowfat swiss cheese (4 slices), flour

cooked chicken, condensed golden mushroom soup, sour cream (substitute plain yogurt for low fat version), mozzarella cheese (skim mozzarella for low fat version), ritz crackers

whole wheat flour, oats, baking powder, baking soda, salt, nonfat soymilk, water, vinegar, margarine (i use earth balance), low-fat cheddar cheese (use vegan version, like vegan gourmet)

mayonnaise , such as hellmann s, minced roasted garlic, hot dog mustard, kosher salt, worcestershire sauce, ground black pepper, squeeze of lemon juice, buttermilk, hot sauce, dried basil, granulated garlic, ground white pepper, egg, beaten, oysters, shucked , liquid reserved (for the shrimp version, substitute 24 medium peeled raw shrimp), panko breadcrumbs, cornmeal, flour, dried basil, granulated garlic, sea salt, fresh cracked black pepper, cayenne pepper, hot paprika, canola oil, soft 8-inch french or hoagie rolls, split, garlic butter, softened (minced roasted garlic mixed with butter), loosely packed shredded green cabbage, sliced deli-style dill pickles, red heirloom tomatoes, sliced 1/4 inch thick

baking potatoes, light cream cheese, minced garlic or 1 tbsp if making cheesy version, low-fat or fat free sour cream or plain yogurt, salt and pepper to taste, low fat shredded cheddar cheese (for cheesy version), divided, paprika (for garlic version)

chicken breasts, cut-up,rinsed and patted dry, egg, milk, flour, paprika, garlic powder, salt & pepper, sesame seeds, poultry seasoning, baking powder, parsley, thyme, butter

chicken, cleaned and cut into medium size piece, onions , sliced lengthwise, garlic, green chilies, coriander powder (freshly ground ), dried red chilies, tamarind pulp, the size of a gooseberry, fresh lemon juice, black pepper (freshly ground ), oil, ginger, freshly chopped, salt, water, tomato sauce, fresh coriander leaves, finely chopped