655 served leaves Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

raw shrimp (prawns peeled and deviened), lemon (juice of), garlic cloves (minced ), sesame oil, olive oil, soy sauce (1/4 cup), coriander (leaves finely chopped ), rice (steamed to serve ), broccolini (steamed to serve ), snow peas (steamed to serve )

garlic cloves, crushed, fresh red chili, seeded, finely chopped, fresh mint, chopped, lemon rind, finely grated, olive oil, fresh lemon juice, green prawns , peeled leaving tails intact, deveined, olive oil flavored cooking spray, fresh mint leaves, to serve, lemon wedge, to serve, mayonnaise, to serve

cooked crabmeat, green onions, thinly sliced, red serrano chile, finely chopped, roughly chopped fresh cilantro leaves, all-purpose flour, cornstarch, eggs, beaten, canned corn kernels, drained, creme fraiche or sour cream, to serve, sweet chile sauce, to serve (see note ), lime wedges, to serve

carrots , cut into 2 inch chiunks on the bias, honey, sherry wine vinegar, whole cumin seed, toasted, extra virgin olive oil, kosher salt, fresh ground black pepper, extra virgin olive oil, orange , juice and zest of, honey, sherry wine vinegar, mint (leaves only ), shallot, thinly sliced (can sub red onion), almonds, kosher salt, feta cheese, crumbled to serve, orange zest, to serve, olive oil, to serve

sliced almonds, olive oil, brown onions, halved, thinly sliced, garlic cloves, thinly sliced, carrots, cut into short sticks, ground cumin, ground ginger, ground turmeric, chicken stock, diced tomatoes, chickpeas, dried pitted dates, baby spinach leaves, honey, lemon juice or 1/2 tsp citric acid, fresh coriander sprig, to serve, ground cinnamon, to serve, couscous, to serve

soba noodles, cooked cooled chicken thigh fillets, shredded, cooked prawns, shelled,deveined,and halved, bean sprouts, red capsicum , julienned, green onions, finely sliced, chopped fresh coriander, chopped fresh mint, roasted peanuts, roughly chopped,to serve, fresh coriander leaves, to serve, lime, cut into 4 wedges,to serve (extra ), soy sauce, sweet chili sauce, fish sauce, lime , juice of, garlic, crushed, fresh grated gingerroot, red thai chile

olive oil, red capsicum (finely chopped ), button mushrooms (thinly sliced ), garlic clove (minced ), spinach leaves (baby 2 cups), spring onions (thinly sliced diagonally ), chili flakes (optional), tortillas (old el paso extra light specified), cheddar cheese (1/2 cup 30% fat-reduced grated), sour cream (extra light to serve ), coriander sprig (to serve ), lime wedge (or lemon wedges to serve), mixed salad greens (3 cups), lebanese cucumber (halved lengthways, thinly sliced diagonally), tomatoes (halved )

pork tenderloin (this was the weight of my pork and served 3 nicely, if you wanted to serve this for 4 either up the ), onion, finely chopped, butter, breadcrumbs, basil, shredded finely, thyme leaves, parsley, finely chopped, rum, mango, chopped, salt and pepper, mangoes in juice, garlic cloves, crushed, onion, finely chopped, fresh ginger, grated, white wine vinegar, pineapple-mango jam (if you can get just mango that is fine i couldn tsp and this worked great.), sugar, sesame oil, hot pepper paste (i used harissa i know this is more african,b ut it is what was in my cupboard, whatever you have hab), pork drippings, sweet potatoes, peeled and chopped (about 1kg for 4 servings.), oranges, cream, butter, sugar, orange juice, orange zest, dark rum, cinnamon, salt and pepper, plantains (will make to many for the dinner, but i always make extra as they make a great snack.), salt, oil (for frying )

chopped cooked potato, frozen peas and corn, green shallots, chopped, plain flour, skim milk, dried basil leaves, salt and pepper, tomatoes, to serve, basil leaves, to serve

extra-virgin olive oil, diced onion, sea salt, plus 1/2 tsp and more to taste, sliced mushrooms , about 4 oz, garlic, roughly chopped, red pepper flakes, extra firm tofu, drained and crumbled, egg, dry bread crumbs, chopped parsley leaves, freshly ground black pepper, all-purpose flour, simple and quick tomato sauce, to serve, recipe follows, spaghetti, to serve, organic plum tomatoes with juice, kosher salt, dried oregano, freshly ground black pepper, garlic, peeled and crushed, basil leaves

fat-free chicken stock, cm piece fresh ginger, peeled, sliced, whole star anise, soy sauce, brown sugar, green chili, divided, garlic clove, boneless white fish fillets, skin removed, roughly chopped, fresh coriander leaves, chopped, grated lime zest, garlic clove, crushed, salt and pepper, dried rice-stick noodles (pad thai), head of broccoli, cut into small florets, snow peas, trimmed, asparagus , woody ends removed, cut in half, fresh coriander leaves, to serve, lime wedge, to serve

beef mince, onion, chopped, dry breadcrumbs, egg, lightly beaten, dried herbs, salt , to taste, pepper, sun-dried tomato paste or 1/2 cup red capsicum, paste, spinach, blanched and drained, mozzarella cheese, thinly sliced, tomato chutney, to serve, tomato, to serve, basil leaves, to serve

olive oil, pancetta or prosciutto, diced, diced onion, garlic, minced, minced fresh rosemary or thyme leaves, red pepper flakes, head escarole, (about 1 lb) trimmed, washed, and coarsely chopped, two 15 oz cans cannellini beans, rinsed and drained, chopped canned whole tomatoes, homemade or canned low-sodium chicken broth, kosher salt plus more to taste, freshly ground black pepper to taste, drizzle each serving with extra-virgin olive oil and/or sprinkle with freshly grated parmesan and serve with a good crusty bread.

vegetable oil cooking spray, onion, chopped, garlic, minced, chopped fresh gingerroot, jalapeno pepper, finely chopped, mushrooms , cut into fourths, flour, boneless skinless chicken breasts, cubed, canned white beans , such as navy or 1 1/4 lbs great northern beans, drained and rinsed, organic low sodium chicken broth, dried oregano leaves, ground cumin, ground coriander, ground cinnamon, bay leaf, tomato, green onions, thinly sliced, green olives or 1 tbsp black olives, green olives or 1 tsp black olives, chopped cilantro or 1 tbsp parsley, chopped cilantro or 1 tsp parsley, guacamole (to be sreved on the side or set up as a chili bar), sour cream (to be served on the side or set up as a chili bar), salsa (to be served on the side or set up as a chili bar), corn tortilla strips (to be served on the side or set up as a chili bar), water, basmati rice, saffron

black mustard seeds, cumin seeds, clarified butter (ghee), crushed, dried neem ( curry) leaves, onion, diced, minced garlic, turmeric, cilantro, leaves roughly chopped, serrano chile, seeded, stemmed, and very finely diced, sea salt, freshly ground black pepper, russet potatoes, peeled, vegetable oil, for frying, mint and cilantro chutney, to serve, recipe follows, yogurt sauce, to serve , recipe follows

smoked sweet paprika or sweet paprika, a palmful, coriander , half a palmful, ground cumin , half a palmful, cayenne pepper , half a palmful, a few sprigs fresh thyme , leaves picked and chopped, fresh bay leaves, onion, chopped, green bell pepper or 2 small, chopped, red or green chiles, chopped, ribs celery, chopped, garlic, chopped or sliced, boneless, skinless chicken, cut into large pieces, salt and freshly ground black pepper, flour, plus more for dredging, peanut or vegetable oil, andouille sausage, stewed tomatoes or diced tomatoes with chiles, beer, chicken stock, lump crabmeat or shrimp, peeled and deveined, note : if serving later in work-week, pick up seafood fresh, if serving on cook-night or as second night s meal pick up crab or shrimp with your big-shop., scallions, trimmed and chopped, hot sauce, suggestion : scallion rice.

whole artichoke hearts, rinsed well, drained, and patted dry, chopped fresh italian parsley leaves, pine nuts, toasted, grated lemon peel, fresh lemon juice, garlic cloves, salt, plus more for seasoning, freshly ground black pepper, plus more for seasoning, extra-virgin olive oil, cream cheese, room temperature, italian parsley sprigs, for garnish, assorted breads and crackers, to serve, assorted cut-up fresh vegetables, to serve (such as bell peppers, cucumbers, celery, endive leaves, and carrots)