9 pizzas lunch Recipes

tortillas or 1 large pita bread, pizza sauce or 1 tbsp tomato sauce, red peppers or 1/2 cup green peppers or 1/2 cup yellow pepper, red onion, mushroom, chicken, olive oil, low fat mozzarella, shredded

refrigerated buttermilk biscuits (10 biscuits), tomato sauce, pepperoni, shredded monterey jack cheese

oil, onion, chopped, garlic clove, crushed, mushroom, sliced, pepperoni slices, cut into 8 wedges, green pepper, chopped, diced tomatoes or 2 (14 oz) cans crushed tomatoes, beef broth, basil, oregano

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

soft taco shells, pizza sauce, mozzarella cheese, pepperoni

whole wheat tortillas, pizza sauce, whole wheat spaghetti, whole wheat bow tie pasta, cream of chicken soup, lemon pepper, eggs, brown sugar, dried fruit, cinnamon, rice crispies, corn tortillas, apple sauce, apples, bread, potato, zucchini, baby carrots, sweet potato, strawberries, bell peppers, onions, spinach, watermelon, wheat thins, rice cakes, maple syrup, ice cream, pancetta, ground turkey, ground beef, pepperoni, chicken breasts, lunch meat, ball park franks, frozen stir-fry vegetables, frozen pancakes, sweet potato fries, milk, mozzarella cheese, yogurt, danimals

water, yeast, all purpose flour, whole wheat flour, cornmeal, kosher salt, olive oil