55 pizza food Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

very warm water, yeast, sugar, bread flour (or plain white flour), semolina flour (or plain white flour), salt

portabella mushrooms, lemon , juice of, tahini (raw ), garlic clove, crushed, cayenne pepper, braggs liquid aminos or 1 tbsp shoyu, sauce, tomato, fresh basil leaves (optional)

brown sugar, light and packed, granulated sugar, butter, softened, egg, vanilla extract, flour, baking soda, semi-sweet chocolate chips (i use milk chocolate), walnuts, chopped, coconut, flaked and toasted, chocolate candy, candy sprinkles

all-purpose flour, instant fast rise yeast, salt, water, olive oil

prebaked pizza crust, new potatoes (4 oz), very thinly sliced, link precooked spicy chicken sausage (3-4 oz), sliced, coarsely grated fontina cheese, chopped rosemary

crushed garlic cloves, onion, chopped, olive oil, tomato paste, pizza seasoning, mix (winco bulk foods), pepper, sugar, water, ground beef

flour , for dusting, pizza dough, red onion marmalade , recipe follows, house sausage , recipe follows, smoked slaw , recipe follows, salt and pepper, this recipe was provided by professional chefs and has been scaled down from a bulk recipe provided by a restaurant. the food network kitchens chefs have not tested this recipe, in the proportions indicated, and therefore, we cannot make any representation as to the results., red onions, salt, dark balsamic vinegar, divided, sugar, splash water, chopped garlic, grated onion, fresh oregano, leaves chopped, chopped fresh italian parsley, fennel seed, toasted and ground, ground dried oregano, crushed red chile flakes (depends on desired heat level), red wine, red wine vinegar, sugar, salt, ground pepper, pork shoulder, ground, head savoy cabbage, handful hickory wood chips, whole grain mustard, aioli, shallot, grated, apple cider vinegar, sugar, salt and pepper, food network kitchens suggest caution in consuming raw and lightly-cooked eggs due to the risk of salmonella or other food-borne illness. to reduce this risk, we recommend you use only fresh, properly-refrigerated, clean, grade a or aa eggs with intact shells, and avoid contact between the yolks or whites and the shell. for recipes that call for eggs that are raw or undercooked when the dish is served use shell eggs that have been treated to destroy salmonella, by pasteurization or another approved method.

active dry yeast, granulated sugar, warm water (105-115 degrees f or 40-46 degrees cup), all-purpose flour, kosher salt, extra virgin olive oil

sugar, active dry yeast, extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for brushing, all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting, salt

pepperoni, chopped onion, chopped green bell pepper, garlic, minced plus 1 whole clove, dried oregano, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, tomato paste, crushed tomatoes, pitted black olives, chopped, grated parmesan, baguette, ends trimmed , sliced diagonally into twenty-four 1/2-inch pieces, olive oil, mozzarella, diced, copyright 2012 television food network , g.p. all rights reserved.

warm water (100 degrees f), yeast (can use rapid rise), sugar, salt, flour (can do half white and half wheat), olive oil, minced garlic, dried italian herb seasoning, vegan mozzarella cheese (about a half block, i used i.m. earthkind vegan gourmet mozzarella cheese, half a block is 5 ounces) or 5 oz , cut in 1/4 inch chunks (about a half block, i used i.m. earthkind vegan gourmet mozzarella cheese, half a block is 5 ounces), mori-nu firm tofu , plus, mori-nu firm tofu (this is the kind that comes in the juice box and may be with the dry foods), chopped spinach , defrosted and drained well, garlic powder, basil, pizza seasoning, salt and pepper, onion, peeled and cut into small dice, hunts tomato sauce with basil garlic and oregano, heated with, sugar , to cut acidity, cooking spray or oil

warm water (105f), all-purpose flour, olive oil, honey, salt, yeast