2300 miserable days Recipes

dried garbanzo beans or 2 cups canned chick-peas, garlic cloves, minced, harissa, cumin, salt , to taste, lemon , juice of, olive oil, day-old bread , preferably day-old french bread, broken into small pieces

shrimp (pre cooked and diced fine ), fresh breadcrumb (i like day old baguette or day old italian bread, but anything will work), celery, chopped fine, shallot (small, grated ), scallions, chopped fine, fresh parsley, chopped, lemon zest, red pepper flakes, mayonnaise, jalapeno , diced don tsp want too spicy (small, just chopped very fine), egg, beaten, kosher salt, ground black pepper, oil , to pan fry the cakes in (vegetable), plain breadcrumbs or 1/4 panko breadcrumbs, tomato , slices, lettuce, red onion, thin sliced, avocado, thin sliced, mayonnaise, chili sauce, lime juice

firm white bread (day old, i use leftover sourdough) or 6 slices challah, 3/4 inch slices cut in half diagonally, heavy cream, eggs, lightly beaten, salt, vegetable oil (for frying ), sugar, warm maple syrup

egg, corn kernels, rinsed and drained, red onion, sliced thinly, wholemeal self-rising flour, skim milk, low fat cottage cheese

french bread , day old sliced diagonally 1/2 inch thick (enough bread to make two tight fitting layers in the baking dish), eggs, milk, cream, sugar, vanilla extract, cinnamon, nutmeg, orange marmalade, crystallized ginger, minced, cream cheese, softened, butter, softened, cinnamon, light brown sugar , packed, maple syrup or 1 1/2 tbsp honey, walnuts, chopped

onions, chopped, oil, italian bread , day old, soaked in some cold water or 1 -2 slice french bread, soaked in some cold water, dill, ground beef, ground pork (or some combination of both meats to total 400g), egg, lightly beaten, dijon mustard, sour cream, salt, pepper, freshly ground, champignon mushrooms, cleaned and sliced, butter, white wine, beef broth, cornstarch , for binding, tomatoes, washed, remove stem, chop into small pieces, dill pickles, sliced into thin strips, sugar, dill, for garnish

butternut pumpkin, peeled and cut into 1cm pieces, chickpeas, rinsed and drained, frozen baby peas, fresh coriander leaves, french-trimmed lamb cutlets, curry powder, light coconut milk, chicken stock, garlic clove, crushed

eggs, multigrain english muffins, split, tomato, sliced thinly, balsamic vinegar

chicken breast fillets, shortcut bacon, low fat cottage cheese, rye bread, toasted, baby rocket, tomato, thinly sliced

garlic cloves, peeled, chopped and dried in the open air for 2 days (or 2 tsp garlic powder), coriander seed, caraway seed, cayenne pepper

chicken breast fillets, skim milk natural yogurt, dijon mustard, rye meal mountain bread wraps, baby spinach, tomato, sliced thinly, carrot , grated coarsley

butter, softened, unsweetened chocolate, sugar, eggs, beaten well, vanilla, all-purpose flour, cream cheese, softened, sugar, peppermint extract or 1/2 tsp cherry extract or 1/2 tsp orange extract or 1/2 tsp lemon extract (use whatever you like to go with whatever color you want), red/pink for valentine s day, green for st. patrick s day, red or green for christmas, blue for ha), non-dairy whipped topping, thawed (cool whip), semi-sweet chocolate chips or 1/4 cup milk chocolate chips, melted (optional)

italian bread (preferably a day old) or 6 slices french bread, cut diagonally 1-inch thick (preferably a day old), semisweet chocolate or 3 oz dark chocolate, unsalted pistachio nuts, chopped, eggs, milk, sugar, vanilla extract, nutmeg, ground, butter (1/2 stick) or 1/4 cup margarine (1/2 stick), sugar

grain and wild rice blend (uncle ben s), french bread (use day-old bread or bake fresh bread cubes at 350 degrees until toasted) or 1 oz other firm white bread, cubed (use day-old bread or bake fresh bread cubes at 350 degrees until toasted), butter, melted and divided, parmesan cheese (3 oz), chopped onion, garlic cloves, minced, presliced mushrooms, chopped cooked turkey, turkey gravy, low-fat milk, reduced-fat sour cream (not fat free), chopped fresh parsley, fresh sage or 1/4 tsp dried sage, salt, fresh ground black pepper, whole berry cranberry sauce

sliced peaches -- chopped, sugar -- divided, dry yeast, pineapple -- crushed, maraschino cherries, fruit cocktail -- cut, do not drain fruit. combine peaches and 2-1/2 cup sugar and yeast in a 1-gallon glass or crockery jar with a loose fitting lid, stir to mix. stir daily for 10 days., on the 10th day , add pineapple and 2-1/2 cup sugar. stir daily for another 10 days. add cherries, fruit cocktail and remaining sugar and stir daily for 10 more days., drain fruit , reserve juice for the next batch. makes enough fruit, day 31, you are ready to make your cakes., you need, duncan hines butter recipe cake mix (for three mixings), instant vanilla pudding mix, doz. eggs, wesson oil (2/3 cup. each for three mixings), (you may substitute), raisins (white or dark ), walnuts, pecans, coconut, you may add red and green cherries, if you desire), preheat oven to 300., drain fruit in colander over large bowl for about 15 min or until fruit has stopped draining. this juice is your new starters. fruit cake must be started within three days after receiving new starters., separate mixings, pour 1 box cake mix , 1 box pudding mix, 4 eggs, 2/3 cup oil and 1 1/2 cup of fruit into a bowl and stir with spoon (do not use a mixer). add 1 cup raisins, 1 cup chopped pecans, 1 cup chopped walnuts, 1 cup coconut, and mix thoroughly with wooden spoon., grease and flour either bundt pan or your loaf pans (i prefer four 2 lb loaf pans for each mix.), bake bundt pan or tube pan for approximately 1 1/2 hrs., pans take from 1 hr to 1 hr 15 min-until nicely brown depending on your oven., cakes can be frozen. they are easier to cut in slices, if cut when frozen. thaws quickly.

baby white potatoes, garlic powder, pepper (red and black pepper blend suggested), seafood broil seasoning (such as the spice hunter brand) (optional), corned beef brisket, rinsed and patted dry , seasoning packet reserved, bass ale, apple cider vinegar, divided, spicy brown mustard, shredded red cabbage, salt

egg yolks, whole milk (1 cup plus 4 tbsp), sugar, whipping cream, cornstarch , dissolved in 4 tbsp water, vanilla, nutmeg, ground, whipping cream, poundcake (two days old) or 1 -2 small sponge cake (two days old), cream sherry (use a good 1), raspberry jam, frozen raspberries, thawed and drained (not traditional)

butter, room temperature, bread , day old (preferably a good whole grain ), cheese, grated, room temperature (or shredded-i like cheddar)