5814 louise tenderloin Recipes

salt, freshly ground black pepper, dried thyme, garlic powder, beef tenderloin, trimmed, chile-garlic vinaigrette, trimmed arugula, grilled antipasto vegetables, shaved parmesan cheese

beef tenderloin steaks (1 inch thick), trimmed, salt, black pepper, low-salt beef broth, horseradish mustard, sugar

beef tenderloin steaks (about 2 in. thick, 8 to 10 oz. each; see notes ), red onion (12 oz.), peeled and sliced crosswise into 1/2-inch-thick rounds; ends discarded, tawny port, walnut or vegetable oil, crumbled gorgonzola cheese (1 1/2 oz.), at room temperature, butter, at room temperature, chopped parsley, salt and pepper

cornstarch, cranberry juice, dijon mustard, pork tenderloin (1-1/2 lb), thinly sliced, lemon-pepper seasoning, butter, dried cherries, cherry preserves

beef tenderloin steaks (1-3/4 inches thick and 5 oz each), canola oil, sliced fresh mushrooms, green onions, chopped, butter, salt, pepper, frozen puff pastry sheet, thawed, egg, water

dijon mustard, divided, garlic cloves, peeled, divided, whole black peppercorns, coarsely crushed, divided, vegetable oil, divided, beef tenderloin roast (4 to 5 lb) , halved, heavy whipping cream, sour cream

pork tenderloins (1 lb each), salt, butter, half-and-half cream, minced fresh parsley, herbes de provence, reduced-sodium soy sauce, beef bouillon granules, crushed red pepper flakes

dried tart cherries, port wine, butter, salt, divided, coarsely ground pepper, beef tenderloin steaks (4 oz each), green onion, chopped

beef broth, port wine or additional beef broth, shallot, thinly sliced, tomato paste, grated horseradish, whole peppercorns, bay leaf, beef tenderloin steaks (6 oz each), olive oil, butter, divided, cherry brandy, cherry preserves

sliced baby portobello (cremini) mushrooms, chopped onion, chopped celery, butter, chopped dried apricots, minced fresh rosemary, beef tenderloin roast (2-1/2 lb), olive oil, garlic cloves, minced, salt, pepper

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

pork tenderloin or center-cut pork filet, olive oil, fine kosher or sea salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste, rosemary branches or wooden skewers, soaked in water for at least 15 minutes, ripe figs, goat cheese, honey, chopped fresh rosemary

jack daniels bourbon (any will work), dark brown sugar, soy sauce, fresh cilantro, coarsely chopped, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, water, dried thyme, pork tenderloin or 4 -6 pork chops

butter, cooking oil, beef tenderloin, cut i inch thick, sliced fresh mushrooms, green onions, sliced (1/4 cup), snipped fresh rosemary (or 1 tsp. dried rosemary), garlic, pepper, dry sherry , dry red wine or beef broth, fresh rosemary sprigs (optional)

salt and pepper to taste, ground mustard, beef tenderloin , cut into 8 slices, butter, sliced green onions, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce

whole beef tenderloin, black peppercorns, crushed (not ground ), kosher salt, dijon mustard, minced garlic, olive oil, olive oil (to sear the tenderloin), butter (to sear the tenderloin), unsalted butter, drained green peppercorn , rough chopped (they usually come packed in a brine or water, available at specialty food stores), shallot, minced very fine, fresh lemon juice, dijon mustard (no yellow mustard), worcestershire sauce, fresh parsley, fine chopped, gorgonzola, crumbles, onion rings, very thin sliced and fried

beef tenderloin with rioja sauce, many thanks to the barcelona tapas restaurant st. louis., mo., beef tenderloin with rioja sauce, red wine, olive oil, chopped garlic, salt, ground black pepper, beef tenderloin, burgundy wine, granulated sugar, cinnamon stick, crushed red pepper flakes, sauteed spinach, crumbled blue cheese