12129 louise muffins Recipes

muffins, applesauce, flour, baking powder, eggs, buttermilk, ground cinnamon, brown sugar, glace, powder sugar, brandy, evaporated milk

muffins, flour, sugar, salt, baking powder, vegetable oil, egg, milk (about 1/3 cup), fresh or frozen blueberries, crumb topping, white sugar, flour, butter, cinnamon, nutmeg

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, egg, vegetable oil, low-fat milk, orange juice, orange oil or 1/2 tsp grated orange peel, dried sweetened cranberries (chopped , for a slightly tarter muffin) or 1 cup fresh cranberries (chopped, for a slightly tarter muffin) or 1 cup frozen cranberries (chopped, for a slightly tarter muffin), chopped walnuts or 1/4 cup pecans, brown sugar , firmly packed, cinnamon

fresh peach muffins, makes 12 muffins, ingredients for muffins, all-purpose flour, baking powder, granulated sugar, kosher salt, ground cinnamon, unsalted butter, melted, light brown sugar, eggs, at room temperature, heavy cream, at room temperature, whole milk, at room temperature, freshly grated orange zest, peaches , cut into 1/4-to 1/2-inch pieces, cinnamon sugar, for sprinkling, ingredients for cinnamon sugar, ground cinnamon, sugar

unsalted butter, whole milk, whole large egg, vanilla, all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, fresh blueberries (12 oz), cold unsalted butter, cut into bits, all-purpose flour, sugar, special equipment : 2 muffin-top pans, each with 6 (4- by 1/2-inch) muffin-top cups (1/2-cup capacity)*; or regular muffin pans

eggs, milk, oil, vanilla extract (1 tsp almond and if you re using cranberries), butter flavor extract (don tsp worry if you don tsp have it), flour, white sugar, baking powder (yes, 8), salt, blueberries (if you want a true-blue muffin, mash part of the ) or 4 cups cranberries (if you want a true-blue muffin, mash part of the )

english muffin (i use whole wheat or oat bran), ranch dressing, artichoke hearts, drained and chopped, sliced pimientos, drained, shredded mozzarella cheese, grated parmesan cheese, red pepper flakes

corn muffin mix (i like jiffy), egg, milk, mexican-style corn (i like del monte), shredded cheddar cheese, sugar, oil , for greasing muffin pans, ground flax seeds (optional)

a drizzle extra-virgin olive oil, bacon, chopped, corn muffin mix plus ingredients according to package directions to make 1 batch muffins, smoked sweet paprika, chopped chives, brick sharp yellow cheddar, chopped into 1/4-inch dice

yellow cornmeal, all-purpose flour, baking powder, granulated sugar, salt, whole milk, eggs, butter, melted, honey, special equipment : paper muffin cups and a 12-cup muffin tin

fresh peach and oat muffins, originally published in muffins and other morning bakes by linda collister, makes 12 muffins, rolled oats, buttermilk, egg, lightly beaten, melted butter or vegetable oil, light brown sugar, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, ground cinnamon, freshly grated nutmeg, almost ripe peaches, rinsed, pitted, and flesh cut into large chunks

morning glory muffins, prep time, mincook time, minready, muffins, all-purpose flour 1/2 cup whole wheat flour 1 1/4 cups white sugar 1 tbsp ground cinnamon 2 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp baking soda 1/2 tsp salt 2 cups grated carrots 1 apple - peeled, cored , and chopped 1 cup raisins 1 egg 2 egg whites 1/2 cup apple butter 1/4 cup vegetable oil 1 tbsp vanilla extract 2 tbsp chopped walnuts 2 tbsp toasted wheat germ

honey wheat english muffins or 1 cinnamon raisin flavored english muffin, natural crunchy peanut butter (the kind with no partially hydrogenated soybean oil or any other additives), ground cinnamon, blackberry, raspberries, blueberries, ripe banana

caster sugar, plain flour, baking powder, unsweetened cocoa powder, low-fat yogurt, canola oil, vanilla, eggs, coconut , dessiccated, strawberry jam (1/4 tsp per muffin), frozen unsweetened mixed berries, thawed and drained on paper (optional but tasty. if leaving out, add another cup of coconut to the muffin mix)

oat bran muffin mix, corn muffin mix, milk, eggs, margarine, creamed corn, cooked chicken (bite sized peices), chopped green chilies, shredded cheddar cheese, cream cheese, cut into 1/2 inch cubes

shrimp (grilled ), cumin, chili powder, olive oil, english muffins, split in half, mozzarella cheese, shredded, queso fresco , crumbled queso anejo, mild goat cheese, paneer, ricotta silata, jack cheese (according to cooks thesaurus as a sub, mix equal parts cottage cheese and feta cheese, farmer cheese), green chili salsa (1 tbsp per muffin half), black olives, cut in half (more or less , according to your taste), fresh cilantro, chopped fine, red pepper flakes

betty crocker golden corn bread & muffin mix, milk, butter, melted, egg, canned green chilies, chopped, approx. 3 tbsp. hot pepper or jalapeno pepper jelly, use your favorite corn muffin recipe