22939 louise dressing Recipes

dressing, juice of 1 lime, honey, olive oil, mustard, salt and pepper to taste, pkt (5 oz/141g) baby spinach or mix baby greens, blueberries, avocado, sliced, feta cheese, crumbled, almond slivers, toasted

butter, garlic clove, minced, pumpernickel bread slices, cut into 1-inch cubes, salt and pepper, romaine lettuce hearts, chopped, chopped cooked turkey breast, tomatoes, cut in half, asiago cheese, cut into small cubes, thick bacon slices, cooked and crumbled, green onions, thinly sliced, bottled creamy caesar dressing

olive oil, minced garlic, dried oregano, pepper, beef top sirloin steaks (6 oz each), catalina salad dressing, divided

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

sugar (if you prefer a tarter dressing, cut back on the some) or 2/3 cup splenda substitute (if you prefer a tarter dressing, cut back on the some), red wine vinegar, extra virgin olive oil (no substitutes), onion powder, paprika, salt

vinegar (red wine preferred), water, good seasons italian dressing or 1 (2/3 oz) package zesty italian salad dressing mix, oil (olive preferred), sugar

ranch salad dressing (such as hidden valley original ranch), hot pepper sauce (such as tabasco), hot pepper sauce (such as frank s redhot), ground cayenne pepper, chili powder

creamy salad dressing (such as miracle whip), white sugar, vinegar, catalina salad dressing, seasoned salt, prepared yellow mustard, celery salt, ground black pepper

salad ingredients, romaine lettuce , torn, red onion, thinly sliced, fresh strawberries, halved, almonds, creamy poppy seed dressing, light mayonnaise (not salad dressing), skim milk, truvia natural sweetener , plus, truvia natural sweetener, vinegar, poppy seeds

ranch salad dressing (such as hidden valley original ranch), cilantro leaves, minced, pickled jalapeno pepper, chopped, tomato, chopped, avocado - peeled, pitted, and chopped

honey, red wine vinegar, salad dressing , kraft miracle whip light dressing, dijon mustard, sesame oil

cornbread dressing mix, chicken flavored stove top, celery, cream of chicken, onion, poultry seasoning, cooked chicken, cream of chx can of milk, boiled eggs, chicken broth, raw eggs, sage, bread pieces, salt and pepper

basic thousand island dressing, mayonnaise, white vinegar, white sugar, french dressing : 2 tsp ketchup, garlic salad dressing : 3 crushed cloves of garlic, dijon dressing : 1 tsp of dijon mustard

chopped onion (in long pieces), garlic (or more if you like ), goddess dressing (or any other dressing you like), baby carrots (or large ones cut into baby size), peeled and sliced potato (in thin rounds), asparagus, green beans, zucchini, sliced bell pepper, peeled and sliced beets (in thin rounds) or peeled and sliced squash (in thin rounds), peeled and sliced eggplant, mushroom, broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, bok choy, leek

prepared italian dressing or 1 cup french dressing, prepared thousand island dressing, crushed pineapple, drained, celery seed

fajita seasoning for chicken (recipe below), boneless skinless chicken breast , cut into thin strips, vegetable cooking spray, fresh lime juice, salt & fresh ground pepper, chopped fresh cilantro, shredded romaine lettuce, sliced green bell pepper, sliced red bell pepper, red onion, sliced into rings, shredded monterrey jack cheddar cheese or 1/2 cup mexican blend cheese, pinto beans (optional) or 1 (15 oz) can black beans, rinsed and drained (optional), roma tomato, diced, black olives, avocado, sliced, salad dressing (creamy cilantro lime dressing recipe below), chili powder (i love ancho or chipotle), ground cumin, mexican oregano, salt, chopped cilantro, sour cream, lime juice, granulated sugar, ground cumin, chili powder

ranch dressing, catalina dressing or 1/2 cup french dressing, chili powder (optional)

celery, diced, onion, chopped, butter, bread, dried cubed (for cornbread dressing, substitute cornbread for all or part of the bread in the recipe), salt, poultry seasoning, black pepper, craisins (sun-dried cranberries), pecans, chopped (optional), chicken broth, cold