140 louise award Recipes

egg yolks, egg whites, sugar, warm water, cake flour, ground almonds, cocoa, cooked black cherries, stoned, cream , to which the, kirsch , have been incorporated, grated chocolate, maraschino cherry

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

purchased chopped mixed dried fruit (about 1 lb), raisins, green apple, peeled, chopped, chopped dates, orange juice, grated orange peel, dark rum, cake flour, ground almonds, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, salt, sugar, unsalted butter, room temperature, eggs, room temperature, light corn syrup

pitted prunes (about 1 cup), boiling water, bananas, mashed, oil, vanilla, fat free soymilk, lemon juice, sugar, brown sugar, cocoa powder, salt, flour, whole wheat flour, baking soda, baking powder

all-purpose flour, salt, baking powder, non-instant vanilla pudding mix, butter, softened, egg, milk, sliced peaches, drained and syrup reserved, cream cheese, softened, white sugar, white sugar, ground cinnamon

stewed tomatoes, chopped, tomato paste, carrot, sliced, onion, chopped, stalks celery, chopped, white wine, crushed red pepper flakes, chopped green bell pepper, chopped red bell pepper, bottled steak sauce, bacon, ground beef, chili seasoning mix, ground cumin, kidney beans, drained, chopped fresh cilantro, chopped fresh parsley

vegetable oil, green bell pepper, chopped, yellow onion, chopped, lean ground beef, beef bouillon cubes, red wine, whole peeled tomatoes, chopped , juice reserved, garlic cloves, crushed, tomato paste, paprika, chili powder, cayenne pepper, dried basil, dried oregano, dried parsley, black pepper, salt, drops hot pepper sauce (e.g. tabasco), kidney beans, drained, flour, corn meal, water

whole chicken, water , or as needed to cover, white beans, drained, hominy, drained, onion, chopped, chopped green chiles, garlic, minced, ground cumin, dried oregano, or more to taste, cubes chicken bouillon, or more to taste, shredded monterey jack cheese

beef tenderloin, olive oil, garlic, minced, dried basil, dried rosemary, crushed, sea salt, fresh ground black pepper to taste

cooked pasta, ranch dressing, shrimp (50-60 count ), sea legs or 1 package imitation crabmeat, onion, chopped, cucumber, seeded & diced, pepper, seasoning salt, garlic powder, garlic, minced fine

flour, cinnamon, baking soda, salt, eggs, salad oil, granulated sugar, canned pumpkin (not pumpkin pie filling), cream cheese, room temperature, butter (1 stick), powdered sugar, vanilla extract, nuts, chopped

all-purpose flour, divided, powdered sugar, butter (2 sticks) or 1 cup margarine, softened (2 sticks), eggs, sugar, lemon juice, baking powder, powdered sugar

sugar, butter, egg, persimmon pulp, lemon juice, flour, salt, baking soda, nutmeg, cinnamon, raisins (optional), pecans (optional)

brown sugar , packed, flour, soft butter, all-purpose flour, white sugar, rolled oats, salt, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg, oil, eggs, beaten, milk, pure maple syrup

softened butter, plus extra for greasing, caster sugar, eggs, self-rising flour, baking powder, egg whites, caster sugar, instant coffee granules, chopped walnuts, softened butter, icing sugar , sifted, icing sugar

broccoli, fresh or frozen, cut into florets, cream of mushroom soup, herb seasoned stuffing mix, butter, melted, cheddar, shredded

butter or margarine, divided, white cornmeal, sugar, eggs, divided, buttermilk, andouille sausage, chopped, green onions, thinly sliced, celery ribs, diced, sweet onion, diced, green bell pepper, diced, fresh mushrooms, diced, dry sherry (optional), chopped pecans, toasted, chopped fresh parsley, low-sodium chicken broth