42 little french Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

boneless skinless chicken breast halves, extra virgin olive oil, lemon , zest of, fresh lemon juice or 2 lemons, juice of, garlic cloves, kosher salt, fresh ground black pepper, low-fat sour cream, grated parmesan cheese, fresh lemon juice or 1/2 lemon, juice of, dijon mustard, worcestershire sauce, anchovy , smeared with a fork to a paste, garlic clove, kosher salt, black pepper, tomatoes, quartered, romaine lettuce hearts, chopped into bite-size pieces, parmesan croutons , recipe follows, sun-dried tomato tortillas, toasted with a little oil, french baguettes or 4 cups , day-old crust removed and cut into 1/2-inch cubes, parmesan cheese, kosher salt, fresh ground black pepper, olive oil

garlic cloves (crushed or chopped ), zucchini (around 2 lb), leeks (if you like you can use white and green parts , cut into slices), stock (chicken or veggie), butter, sour cream, bread or french baguette, little bit salt and pepper, italian pastina

refrigerated french bread dough , unrolled, olive oil , more if needed, minced garlic, chopped black olives, ground parmesan cheese , or grated is ok, fresh coarse ground black pepper , just a little, egg yolk, beaten, more parmesan cheese

deluxe macaroni and cheese mix (the kind with the little foil packet of creamy cheese sauce, not the dry sauce), spam (i used the lite 1), french style green beans, well drained, garlic powder, onion powder, diced tomatoes , well drained. you can save the liquid for something else. (optional)

mashed potatoes (hot or cold , can use a little less), cream cheese, softened to room temp, onion powder (or to taste, or use 1/3 cup chopped yellow onion), eggs, slightly beaten, all-purpose flour, salt and pepper, butter, melted (see note ) (optional), french-fried onions

mango, flesh removed, mango nectar, fresh lime juice, minced fresh ginger, curry powder (use a little to begin with, you can also add to it), chopped fresh chives, minced shallots, white pepper, french haricots vert or 8 oz other green beans, cut in half, asparagus, red bell pepper, thinly sliced, fresh cilantro leaves, white pepper, cooked lobster tail meat , sliced into medallions, yellow baby plum tomatoes or 16 cherry tomatoes

my family has been in florida for over 5 generations. we have many ethnic offshoots and traditions. this stuffing encompasses many ingredients from my family heritage and it tastes good too. something a little different than plain stuffing. a little sweet, a little hot and a lot delicious. just like my family and florida: a little of everything., day old cuban bread, cubed, day old french bread, cubed, day old challah, cubed, onion, medium dice, celery, small dice, raisins soaked in sweet wine, slightly green mango (diced ), chopped nuts (your choice , i like macadamias), chopped cilantro, minced garlic, minced jalapeno (more if you like ), cumin, dried thyme, dried oregano, salt, fresh ground black pepper, chicken broth, butter melted, cream or 1/2 cup unsweetened coconut milk, eggs, beaten

i have made this many times and the recipe comes from a french/belgium restaurant i worked in once again no written recipe , but i will try and explain how i did it., we bought the escargots (ok, snails) in a a 1 or 2 lb. tub, they came frozen and cleaned, no shells. we had shells we could stuff them in, if needed., i took a small pyrex ramekin and filled it half full of a clarified unsalted-butter, parsley and a small bit of garlic mixture. i put in 6 snails and covered the top with a puff pastry sheet. i would cut the pastry to fit the ramekin with a little hanging over the sides of the ramekin and coat with a egg wash (egg white and water) and made sure it sealed, use egg wash to make sure, pastry could shrink if not sealed good ., i put in a 425 degree oven and browned the pastry. i would make some kind of design on the pastry from a small cutters, before i browned it. i served this on a small white plate with a small paper doily on it. this dish we sold for $9.95 and sold a bunch nightly., a few sliced button mushrooms would be an option

ground beef (a little extra for you carnivores), frenches chili-o mix seasoning (add an extra packet for a spicy version!), tomato sauce (as spicy as you like), diced tomatoes, brooks chili hot kidney beans, shredded cheese , onion, sour cream, oyster crackes and whatever else you like for topping, freeze left overs and use for chili mac or chili dogs

butter, spring onions, finely chopped, mild french mustard, parsley, finely chopped, tomato paste, tarragon vinegar, sweet white wine, salt and black pepper, garlic clove, crushed, whole sole (4 whole fillets), salt and cayenne pepper, chopped chives, chopped parsley, butter, melted, mushrooms, lemon, juiced , plus a little for the mushroom mixture, salt and black pepper, egg yolk, bread crumbs, sweet white wine, gruyere cheese, paprika, to garnish

ripe tomatoes, cut up finely, garlic,chopped finely (more garlic if you like!), white onion, finely chopped, red onion, finely chopped, stalks green onions, finely chopped, olive oil plus little extra to drizzle, fresh parsley,chopped finely, fresh basil, chopped finely, fresh oregano,chopped finely, you may use dried spices also-recommend italian seasoning, salt & pepper, fresh french baguette, shredded mozzarella cheese

teacups chopped mixed boiled, vegetables (french beans, carrots, cauliflower, green peas), chopped onion, chopped capsicum, chopped tomatoes, chilli powder, a pinch garam masala, chopped coriander, grated paneer , plus a little extra for topping(cottage cheese), teacups tomato gravy, oil, salt to taste

dressed-up green beans, frozen french style green beans, crumbled cooked bacon, lemon juice, olive oil, dijon mustard, sugar ( or 1 little packet of sweet n low), garlic powder, dill weed, pepper

dried apricot, diced, semi-sweet chocolate chips (or use white ), dried sweetened cranberries, all-purpose flour (plus a little more for sprinkling), almond extract, water, refrigerated french bread dough, egg white, lightly beaten, sliced almonds, powdered sugar (optional)

anchovy & cherry tomato bruschetta, french bread loafs, garlic, peeled but left whole, extra virgin olive oil, sea salt flakes and coarsely ground black pepper, tomatoes, stalks removed and sliced, anchovy fillets in olive oil, drained, grill the bread, cut the bread diagonally across into thin slices. heat a ridged cast iron griddle pan over a medium heat , add some of the bread slices and grill for about 1 minute on each side until golden and very slightly charred in places., season the bread, as soon as each batch of bread is ready , rub 1 side of each slice with a peeled garlic clove, then drizzle with a little of the olive oil and sprinkle with some sea salt flakes and pepper., finally, top each slice of bread with 2 slices of tomato and 1 twisted anchovy fillet. serve straight away.

boneless skinless chicken breast halves (about 8-oz each), extra-virgin olive oil, zest of 1 lemon (about 1 tsp), freshly squeezed lemon juice (about 2 lemons), garlic, minced or grated, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, low-fat sour cream, grated parmesan, freshly squeezed lemon juice (about 1/2 lemon), dijon mustard, worcestershire sauce, anchovy , smeared with a fork to a paste, garlic, minced or grated, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, tomatoes, quartered, heart romaine lettuce, chopped into bite-size pieces, parmesan croutons , recipe follows, four 12-inch sundried tomato tortillas, toasted with a little oil, french baguette day-old, crust removed and cut into 1/2-inch cubes (about 4 cups), grated parmesan, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, olive oil

butternut squash , roasted and scooped out, leeks, chopped, stalk celeriac, peeled and chopped, cremini mushrooms, sliced, lasagna noodles, garlic cloves, diced, butter, flour, heavy cream, vegetable broth , plus a little extra, cheese, shredded (i like an italian mix...swiss or white cheddar might also be good), salt, italian seasoning (i use tuscan sunset by penzy s), french tarragon