9633 liquid diet drinks Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

frozen limeade concentrate, thawed, thawed lemonade concentrate, orange extract, water, chilled diet lemon-lime soda, lemon, sliced, lime, sliced

frsh lemon, sliced, apple cider vinegar, liquid sweetener, cayenne pepper, water

dry cake mix (any flavor ), diet soda (any flavor ), egg white (slightly beaten , optional but cake stays together better and is fluffier)

non-fat vanilla frozen yogurt, fat-free sugar-free instant chocolate pudding mix, natural chunky peanut butter, reduced-calorie whipped topping (cool whip ), diet fudge topping (optional) or chocolate fudge topping (optional)

flax seed oil, water, lemon juice, balsamic vinegar or 2 tbsp raspberry vinegar, tamari or 1/4 cup braggs liquid aminos, nutritional yeast, dijon mustard, ground cumin

extra virgin olive oil, scallions, thinly sliced, stalk celery, thinly sliced, garlic cloves, minced, ground cumin, cayenne, salt, fresh ground black pepper, canned black beans, with their liquid, canned diced tomatoes, with their liquid, low sodium chicken broth, fresh lime juice

frozen limeade concentrate, thawed, thawed lemonade concentrate, orange extract, water, chilled diet lemon-lime soda, lemon, sliced, lime, sliced

smart balance butter spread, onion, sliced, red bell pepper, sliced, zucchini, sliced, tomatoes, diced, fresh basil, chopped, fresh ground black pepper, liquid egg substitute, fat cottage cheese, fat-free evaporated milk, reduced-fat monterey jack cheese, shredded

kamut flour, whole wheat flour or 2 tbsp whole grain pastry flour, salt, apple juice, water, water, egg, lightly beaten, transfat-free margarine, sugar substitute, low fat cottage cheese or 1 cup reduced-fat ricotta cheese, at room temperature, excess liquid drained, pitted sweet cherries, sugar-free maple syrup, sugar substitute

food cake mix, diet coke or diet pepsi, egg white, fat-free caramel ice cream topping * (check label on back for fat-free info), fat-free sweetened condensed milk, skor bar or heath bar bits (found by the choc. chips), fat-free cool whip

strawberry, watermelon, mineral water, cinnamon, grated, drops liquid low-calorie sweetener, lemon

good extra virgin olive oil, garlic, minced well, minced clams and their liquid , reserved, white wine that you like to drink, dried basil, dried oregano, pepper (or to taste), freshly chopped flat parsley, linguine, cooked, freshly grated parmesan to serve on the side

table sugar, table salt, unsweetened kool-aid powdered drink mix (or other drink mix), water , for mixing

sugar, diet coke, eggs, beaten, baking cocoa, whole wheat flour, vanilla extract