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christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

boneless chuck roast , about 4 lbs; or the equivalent for pork, lamb or goat., oil for searing, jalapenos, seeded and chopped, garlic, chopped, chili powder, cumin, cilantro, red wine, onion, chopped, salt and fresh ground pepper to taste

short grain white rice, cooked and kept warm, boneless, skinless chicken breasts, fine breadcrumbs (panko, if possible), eggs, beaten, s &b golden curry auce mix(medium/hot), sliced fresh mushrooms (variety, if possible), shredded monterey or pepperjack cheese, water, bacon, chopped or 1tsp bacon grease, peanut oil, salt , pepper and cayenne, there are 3 heat variations of s &b...if you re looking for a level 1 or 2 , please try the mild version of the curry block.

five ways to stay positive in negativity, by julie fuimano, easy to be positive in a positive environment. it s when things are emotionally draining and negative that you re challenged to behave differently. but you have the opportunity to be the beacon of light for others around you. by your actions and responses, you can demonstrate and teach others how to behave in an appropriate, positive and professional manner., positive energy catches on just as quickly as negative energy. sometimes people are simply stuck in a habit or pattern of behavior and are accustomed to acting a certain way. if the environment is really caustic, then it s what people are used to and may be all they know., it takes some time and effort as well as a commitment to do something differently to create sustainable change. you must be willing to identify and stop tolerating what s not working, do the right thing even if it s initially unpopular and then teach others to do the same., here are five ways you can be a positive force in your workplace ., first step is awareness, recognize the negativity around you. sometimes you can even feel your energy being drained by the words being spoken. if it feels bad or uncomfortable, then it s negative. these feelings are a form of intelligence similar to a tap on the shoulder letting you know something is not right. if you can identify what is happening, you can make good choices about handling it., it all starts with you, in what ways are you contributing to the negativity around you are you listening to gossip or participating in conversations where the only focus is to denigrate, diminish or criticize language matters. everything you say has an impact; saying something negative not only dishonors the person you re speaking about and the person you re speaking with, but it also makes you feel bad even if you don tsp realize it. learn to respect people s humanity and their right to be themselves. complaining without end does not focus on creating solutions; rather, it perpetuates and magnifies the problem, wasting everyone s precious time and energy., speak up, tell the other person how you feel by saying , this doesn tsp work for me. it s nonjudgmental, since you re making it about you, not them. also, people often don tsp realize they are being negative. point it out in a gentle, caring way: do you realize you are complaining just bringing it to their attention can be enough to shift the conversation. over time, people will learn what they can and cannot discuss with you, and it will stop being an issue. if you say nothing, your silence conveys permission to continue., be constructive , positive, meaningful and beneficial, what is the point or purpose of what you re saying is it to hurt or help and at the end of the conversation, is there an action step to take constructive conversations are empowering and leave people a little better off from having participated in them. become the kind of person who takes your time and words seriously., praise and acknowledge, amazing what a few words of praise and acknowledgement can do. you want to be the kind of person people gravitate to because they know they will be uplifted by you, not put down or drained of life-sustaining energy. in short, you want people to feel good after being in your presence., no matter what is going on around you , you control your inner environment and how you choose to respond to external events and situations. it s your responsibility to become the kind of person you enjoy being and with whom others enjoy being around., it takes a true leader to walk a path different from the crowd. so when others are negative, stretch your boldness muscles and be positive in spite of what others do or think. it s the only way to create a ripple of change. and if we all do our part, then slowly but surely, we will make a difference in our work environment and the larger community.

fresh figs, cut in half (or quarters if they re big), through the stem end, clover or other mild honey, juice of 2 oranges (about 1/2 cup), rosewater (optional), imported feta cheese, crumbled (about 1 cup), shelled pistachio nuts, chopped fresh mint, salt and freshly ground pepper, to taste

red potatoes , cleaned w/skin on, green onions, green & white parts sliced thin, celery, diced, eggs hard boiled, diced, bacon, cooked & sliced or crumbled, dill (fresh), chopped, mayo, dijon mustard, black pepper , cayenne pepper, and paprika to taste, add red bell pepper for color & flavor - i can tsp eat them, but if you can they re a great addition to this recipe

breakfast sausage, onion, chopped, jalapeno, minced, red peppers, chopped, red bliss potatoes, cubed and cooked, cooked black beans, good eats corn bread pudding, cubed , recipe above, cooked turkey, cubed, cayenne pepper, salt and pepper, to taste

breakfast sausage, onion, chopped, jalapeno pepper, minced, chopped red bell peppers, cubed and cooked red bliss potatoes, black beans, drained, cubed cornbread, cubed cooked turkey, cayenne pepper, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper

flaked coconut, blanched almonds , ground. obviously, you re not limited to almonds -- if you like pecans, then used ground pecans. if you re partial to walnuts, then use walnuts., panko bread crumbs. don tsp use regular bread crumbs -- they soak up too much oil and don tsp give you the light texture you re looking for. panko is generally available, either in a decent grocery store or in an asian market. make the effort -- it s really key to making this dish., all purpose flour, beaten eggs, salt, count) shrimp, shelled, oil for deep frying, seasoning (optional). if you are going to serve these with a highly seasoned dipping sauce, then don tsp add excessive seasoning to the batter. otherwise, use your imagination -- cayenne, old bay seasoning, whatever floats your boat.

sun-dried tomatoes, dijon mustard, red wine vinegar, sugar, chopped garlic, salt, freshly ground black pepper, olive oil, coarsely chopped fresh basil , plus 1 1/4 cup cut in julienne, fresh tri -colored cheese-filled tortellini, fresh small-diced roma tomatoes, salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste, parmesan cheese

tortilla chips, cooked pinto beans, re-fried beans, cooked great northern beans, diced green chiles, drained, green olives, chopped, ripe olives, chopped, grated cheddar cheese, grated monterey jack cheese, fresh cilantro, chopped

frozen chicken breasts, boiled and re-frozen (see directions below), minced dried onion, dried parsley, your favorite seasoning salt , to taste, black pepper , to taste, a large cast iron pot or dutch oven, butter or margarine, frozen mixed vegetables (or 1 package), flaky refrigerator biscuits (like pillsbury grands), low-sodium chicken broth (a couple of large cans)

warm water, sugar, scant tbsp active dry yeast, pumpernickel, vegetable oil (optional but will help the pitas stay fresher longer ), scant tbsp salt, chopped onion , scallions or chives, caraway seed (or dill seed), king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, since the protein in rye flour or meal doesn tsp translate into gluten when it is mixed with a liquid, this dough won tsp have the stretch that an all-wheat dough will. if you use this ratio of pumpernickel to wheat when you re making pita bread, a pocket is reluctant to form. it is easy enough to make 1 with a knife after the pitas have baked. if you want the pocket to happen by itself and if you don tsp mind a milder rye flavor, use only 1 cup of pumpernickel and increase the wheat flour by the same measure, put this together as follows , using the pumpernickel in the initial sponge

flour, oats, sugar, salt, baking powder, baking soda, non-dairy milk, canola oil, vanilla, fresh or frozen strawberries. if they re frozen , defrost first.

gluten free self-raising flour of choice, grated cheese (only if you can eat cheese - i can tsp so don tsp use it and it still tastes good), oil, herbs of choice (try chives especially if you re adding cheese, other suggestions are: mixed herbs, parsley, oregano, basil, romsemary, thyme, marjoram), milk - lactose free if lactose intollerant (amount of milk is up to your preference - i add enough to make the mixture runny because it gives it a better texture at the end but since its a muffin mixture, its not actually meant to have that much), egg

coconut rum , captain morgan s parrot bay is the best, pineapple, peeled, cored , and chunked, strawberries, hulled & halved, watermelon, seedless, cubed, peaches, peeled and sliced, green grapes, seedless, removed from stems, blueberries, cantaloupe , balled, limes, juiced (or more if they re not good and juicy), sugar (or you can use splenda )

cellophane noodles (also known as bean thread because they re made with bean flour), cooked prawns, minced chicken, stalk lemongrass, thinly sliced (for more on preparing lemongrass, see below), approx. 1 loose cup of fresh cilantro, approx. 1 loose cup of fresh basil (thai basil is best), spring onions (scallions), sliced, fresh tomato, cut into small wedges, cucumber , cut into matchstick-like pieces, salad dressing, juice of 1 lime (3-4 tbsp), fish sauce, soy sauce, chilli sauce (1=mild, 2=medium, 3+=hot); or substitute 1-3+ fresh red or green chillies. minced, garlic, minced, fresh, chopped cilantro , including stems, sugar (if you prefer salty and sour flavors over sweet, omit the ), serve on a bed of lettuce or chinese cabbage

chunk light tuna, drained, balsamic vinegar, fresh lemon juice, lemon zest, capers, salt & pepper to taste, lettuce , shredded into smaller pieces, tomato, cut in half and sliced, cucumber, peeled and sliced and re-sliced into halve