165 laughing cado Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

portobello stuffing mushrooms, stems removed ., laughing cow cheese , creamy swiss, white bell pepper, seeded , devained and diced, spanish onion, diced, chunks crabmeat or immitation, garlic, chopped, onion powder , garlic powder, lemon pepper powder, splash of soy sauce, butter, salt and white pepper to taste, almonds for garnish

frozen shredded hashbrowns , defrosted, oil for frying hashbrowns, chicken thighs, smoked ham or turkey, sliced in thin strips, marinated mushrooms or artichokes, drained and chopped, egg whites (from the hard-boiled eggs), chopped, salt and pepper to taste, mayo, whole lettuce leaves, spreadable cheese (i like to use laughing cow brand), shredded cheddar cheese, egg yolks (from the hard-boiled eggs), crumbled, fresh parsely leaves, chopped, mayo, sm. cloves garlic , pressed through a garlic press, or finely minced

green peppers, chopped, spinach, parmesan cheese, shredded, laughing cow cheese wedges, rotisserie chicken, shredded, spinach tortilla wraps, black pepper, salt, chili pepper

light tortilla or flat out wrap, laughing cow smooth sensations classic cream, onion powder, ground cumin, avocado mashed, red bell pepper chopped, black beans, salsa, lettuce or baby spinach

rutabagas, peeled, white potatoes, sweet potatoes, laughing cow cheese, half & coffee creamer, salt

light spreadable swiss cheese (recommended : the laughing cow light), cayenne pepper sauce, divided (recommended : frank s redhot), crumbled blue cheese, fresh whole jalapeno peppers, high-fiber bran cereal (recommended : fiber 1 original), onion powder, garlic powder, cayenne pepper, fat-free liquid egg substitute, suggestion : carrot and celery sticks

turkey bacon or center-cut bacon, dry uncooked whole-wheat or high-fiber penne pasta, yellow summer squash, chopped fresh spinach, tomato, seeded and chopped, light spreadable swiss cheese (recommended : the laughing cow light), fat-free sour cream, fat-free cheddar cheese, salt and black pepper, optional

portabella mushroom cap, sliced, raw boneless skinless lean chicken breast cutlets, pounded to 1/2-inch thickness, salt, black pepper, garlic powder, light spreadable swiss cheese (recommended : the laughing cow light), room temperature, jarred roasted red peppers , drainedand sliced, leaves fresh basil, plus more, for garnish, creamy tomato soup with 4g fat or less per serving (recommended : amy s chunky tomato bisque), fat-free sour cream

light bread, light spreadable swiss cheese (recommended : the laughing cow light), jarred roasted red pepper (previously packed in water), fat-free american cheese, light whipped butter or light buttery spread, room temperature, divided, garlic powder, divided

raw boneless skinless lean chicken breast cutlet, salt and black pepper, peeled and thinly sliced fuji apple, sliced onion, ground sage, garlic powder, light bread, light spreadable swiss cheese (recommended : the laughing cow light), light whipped butter or light buttery spread, room temperature, divided

fat-free refried beans, light spreadable swiss cheese (recommended : the laughing cow), room temperature, shredded fat-free cheddar cheese, low-fat baked tortilla chips, dry taco seasoning mix, raw, boneless, skinless lean chicken breast cutlets, pounded to 1/3-inch thickness, salt and freshly ground black pepper, taco sauce, fat-free sour cream, for topping , optional, salsa, for topping , optional

light spreadable swiss cheese (recommended : the laughing cow light), room temperature, zucchini, ends removed, finely diced, portabella mushrooms, stems chopped and reserved, chopped onion, chopped garlic, salt, ground thyme, black pepper, reduced-fat parmesan-style grated topping

flaked imitation crabmeat (or high-quality crabmeat), scallions, finely chopped, fat-free cream cheese, room temperature, light spreadable swiss cheese (recommended : the laughing cow light), room temperature, reduced-sodium or lite soy sauce, chopped garlic, wonton wrappers (often stocked near the tofu in the refrigerated section of the market), sweet and sour sauce , optional, chinese-style hot mustard , optional

uncooked whole-wheat-blend rotini pasta (about 2 cups), frozen broccoli or cauliflower florets in lowfat cheese sauce (about 6 cups), light spreadable swiss cheese (recommended : the laughing cow), salt and freshly ground black pepper, optional, fresh parsley , for serving, optional

frozen chopped spinach,thawed, laughing cow light garlic and herb processed cheese

dough, white flour, sugar, soft butter, water, sesame seeds, egg,whisked, baking powder, water, egg,whisked, sesame seeds, oil,for frying

diced onion, butter, flour, dill pickle juice, chicken stock, cooked ground beef, drained, diced pickle spears....to desired taste, i use about 1/4 cup, havarti cheese w/ dill (laughing cow works also, if you are looking for a lighter cheese, just add a 1/2 teas. dill), whipping cream, salt, pepper