1970 knee cap Recipes
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elbow macaroni, velveeta cheese, cut into 1-inch squares and18 Moreelbow macaroni, velveeta cheese, cut into 1-inch squares, white cheddar cheese, cut into 1-inch squares, gruyere cheese, shredded, monterey jack and cheddar cheese blend, shredded (combined), cream cheese (room temp .), sour cream, heavy cream, half-and-half, egg, flour, worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, onion powder, mustard powder, cayenne pepper, nutmeg (fresh if you have it), kosher salt, paprika, fresh chives (optional for garnish )47 min, 20 ingredients
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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marshmallows, candy corn, yellow candy melts and4 Moremarshmallows, candy corn, yellow candy melts, orange candy melts, wax paper, lollipop sticks (optional), decorating bags (melting or squeeze bottle with a cap with a small-medium round opening) or 2 plastic bottles (melting or squeeze bottle with a cap with a small-medium round opening)20 min, 7 ingredients
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canned unsweetened coconut milk and17 Morecanned unsweetened coconut milk, fish sauce (such as nuoc nam or nam pla), palm sugar or (packed) light brown sugar, fresh lime juice, garlic cloves, red or green thai chiles, stemmed, lemongrass stalks , bottom third only, tough outer layers removed, ginger, peeled, tri-tip , top sirloin cap steak, or rib eye, fat cap left on, scallions, very thinly sliced, fish sauce (such as nuoc nam or nam pla), grapeseed oil, chinkiang (black ) vinegar, toasted sesame seeds, canned unsweetened coconut milk, fish sauce (such as nuoc nam or nam pla), fresh lime juice, garlic cloves, crushed18 ingredients
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Smothered Baked Portabella Mushroomcap portabella mushroom, low-fat ricotta cheese and3 Morecap portabella mushroom, low-fat ricotta cheese, spaghetti sauce (i use homemade ), mozzarella cheese, cooked pasta30 min, 5 ingredients
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Cap'n Newicks Seafood Casserolefresh haddock fillet, sea scallops and9 Morefresh haddock fillet, sea scallops, shrimp, 50-60 count peeled and deveined, salt, black pepper, old bay seasoning, ritz cracker, crushed, butter, melted, cooking sherry, fresh lemon, fresh parsley, chopped35 min, 11 ingredients
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Elegant Stuffed Mushroom With White Wine Cream Sau...capped mushroom, yellow onion (grated ), butter and5 Morecapped mushroom, yellow onion (grated ), butter, minced garlic (not dried ), parmesan cheese (shredded or grated ), basil and italian seasoning, italian bread crumbs, crabmeat (optional)20 min, 8 ingredients
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Brie Crab Stuffed Mushroomscap mushrooms (washed & pat dried ), olive oil and9 Morecap mushrooms (washed & pat dried ), olive oil, garlic paste (or 1 clove minced garlic), parsley, minced onion, chopped spinach, shredded parmesan cheese, crab shredded crab meat (or lump crab or imitation crab), half & half (or heavy whipping cream ), breadcrumbs (as needed), cut pieces of brie20 min, 11 ingredients
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Lion Knees Potatoesolive oil and8 Moreolive oil, potatoes, boiled,peeled and sliced 1/4 inch thick, salt substitute, dried marjoram, black pepper, olive oil, sliced onion, garlic , slivered, low sodium chicken broth35 min, 9 ingredients
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Bear Knees Saucewhite wine vinegar, fresh tarragon leaves, chopped and5 Morewhite wine vinegar, fresh tarragon leaves, chopped, egg yolks, vermouth or 2 fl oz dry white wine, shallots, minced, unsalted butter, salt and pepper15 min, 7 ingredients
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Itchy Knee Martinivodka (your favorite brand ), fresh ginger and2 Morevodka (your favorite brand ), fresh ginger, umeboshi (japanese pickled plum), some ice2 min, 4 ingredients
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Bee's Knee's... Aka Pasta Saladunsalted butter and18 Moreunsalted butter, green onion, chopped, white part only , reserve the green for garnish, garlic cloves, minced, green bell pepper, diced, red bell pepper, diced, stalk celery, diced, fresh mushrooms, sliced, boiling water, kosher salt, black pepper , to taste, whole wheat flour, low-fat milk, parmesan cheese, shredded or 1/4-1/2 cup your favourite cheese, whole wheat pasta, cooked and drained, hardboiled egg, sliced into rounds, paprika, sliced black olives , for flower centre, reserved green onion top, chopped, fresh parsley, chopped , reserving several stems for garnish1 hour 15 min, 19 ingredients
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Week in the Knees Sausage Saute (Aaron McCargo, Jr.)almonds, bulk sage sausage, butter, minced garlic and8 Morealmonds, bulk sage sausage, butter, minced garlic, red onion , sliced in half moons, butternut squash, peeled and diced into 1/2-inch cubes, chicken stock, baby spinach leaves, dried cranberries, chopped parsley leaves, kosher salt, cracked black pepper45 min, 12 ingredients
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