11054 kick your dirty Recipes

melt-in-your-mouth cookies recipe, salted butter, real vanilla extract, brewed espresso coffee, heaping tbsp confectioners sugar , sifted, all-purpose flour , sifted, sea salt, toasted pine nuts, coarsely chopped, sugar

there was a woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. as she was getting her things in serving, she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. she told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. the woman also requested to be buried with her favourite bible., everything was in serving and the pastor was preparing to leave when the woman suddenly remembered something very important to her., more thing , she said excitedly. what s that came the pastor s reply. this is very important, the woman continued.. i want to be buried with a fork in my right hand. the pastor stood looking at the woman, not knowing quite what to say.. that surprises you, doesn tsp it the woman asked. well, to be honest, i m puzzled by the request, said the pastor., woman explained. in all my years of attending church socials and potluck dinners, i always remember that when the dishes of the main course were being cleared, someone would inevitably lean over and say, keep your fork. it was my favorite part because i knew that something better was coming..like velvety chocolate cake or deep-dish apple pie. something wonderful, and with substance! so, i just want people to see me there in that casket with a fork in my hand and i want them to wonder what s with the fork then i want you to tell them: keep your fork..the best is yet to come, eyes welled up with tears of joy as he hugged the woman good-bye. he knew this would be 1 of the last times he would see her before her death. but he also knew that the woman had a better grasp of heaven than he did. she knew that something better was coming. at the funeral people were walking by the woman s casket and they saw the pretty dress she was wearing and her favorite bible and the fork placed in her right hand. over and over the pastor heard the question what s with the fork and over and over he smiled., during his message , the pastor told the people of the conversation he had with the woman shortly before she died. he also told them about the fork and about what it symbolized to her. the pastor told the people how he could not stop thinking about the fork and told them that they probably would not be able to stop thinking about it either., he was right ., next time you reach down for your fork, let it remind you oh so gently, that the best is yet to come..

low-sodium chicken broth, cider vinegar, light soy sauce, brown sugar, canola oil, boneless, skinless chicken breast, cut into bite-size pieces, your favorite vegetables (broccoli cut into bite-size pieces, shredded carrots, thinly sliced red bell peppers, chopped onion or thin green beans), minced garlic, pineapple chunks , canned in juice, drained, optional, cornstarch mixed with 2 tbsp. cold water, cooked brown rice or whole-grain noodles

cereal (gotta have your bowl), front seat, back seat (pick 1), convertable vehicle top down, friend by your right

vodka, dry vermouth, brine from olive jar, stuffed green olives

amaretto liqueur, irish cream liqueur, milk, chocolate syrup

vodka, coffee liqueur, creme de menthe, irish cream liqueur, mint leaf

scoop vanilla ice cream, coffee flavored liqueur, banana liqueur, pineapple juice, chocolate syrup, cream, banana, sliced

coffee flavored liqueur, creme de menthe liqueur, irish cream liqueur

olive oil, garlic, minced, chopped onion, green bell pepper, chopped, chili powder, annatto or achiote powder (optional), crushed red pepper, ground cumin, ground cinnamon, uncooked white rice, water, salt, roma (plum) tomatoes, chopped, whole corn kernels, blanched, black beans, cooked and drained, toasted pine nuts, freshly ground black pepper, red onion, thinly sliced, fresh lime juice, chopped fresh cilantro, lime, cut into wedges, annatto powder

premium gin, green olives stuffed with blue cheese, olive juice (adjust to personal taste)

fettuccine, bacon, butter, chicken breast tenderloins, cut into bite-size pieces, onion, diced, garlic, chopped, alfredo sauce, grated parmesan cheese, garlic salt

powdered sugar, butter or margarine, egg, vanilla extract, almond extract, flour, baking soda, cream of tartar, icing, powdered sugar, butter or margarine, egg white, salt, almond extract, sprinkles (optional), instead of doing the icing - before baking make a small holiday cutout in the center of your cookie (i.e. a star or christmas tree) and place 1 life saver in the cutout

apple pie filling (or any filling your prefer, unbaked pastry shell (9 inches), ground cinnamon, butter, divided, crushed pecan shortbread cookies (as in pecan sandies)

course chili meat or ground beef, ground pork, ground italian sausage, mexican chorrizo sausage, shiner bock beer ( use what you like to drink) or 750ml zinfindel, jalapeno peppers chopped ( or more depending on where your are from ), chili powder, crushed garlic, chopped green onions, black pepper, dry oregano, cumin powder, salt, tomato sauce ( your choice ), chopped green bell pepper

walnut butter cookies , recipe follows, melted butter, chocolate swirl ice cream, softened , recipe follows, chocolate ganache, at room temperature , recipe follows, mocha ice cream, softened , recipe follows, unsalted butter, softened , plus 8 oz (2 sticks), all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, dark brown sugar, vanilla extract, egg, walnuts, toasted, finely chopped, heavy cream, whole milk, granulated sugar, chopped orange zest, vanilla bean , halved lengthwise, egg yolks, semisweet chocolate, chopped, vegetable oil, heavy cream, butter, semisweet chocolate, chopped, bittersweet chocolate chips, heavy cream, egg yolks, sugar, instant coffee powder, vanilla extract