540 kenified tapsilog aka vampire repellent Recipes

white almond bark chocolate flavored coating (melting chocolate), red food coloring or wilton s red food coloring gel

chilled red fruit punch (such as hawaiian punch fruit juicy red), chilled 25.4-oz. bottle sparkling apple cider, chilled sparkling water and 1 1/2 cups light rum (optional)

patchouli oil (5 drops ), witch hazel, cedarwood essential oil (8-10 drops )

water, ivory soap bar, garlic (8-10 large cloves), crushed red pepper flakes (use the cheap kind- the $1 spice classics works well)

essential oils (in any combination of the the oils listed in the introduction), everclear alcohol (190-proof grain alcohol available in liquor stores)

olive oil, fennel bulb, chopped , about 2 1/2 cups, onion, chopped , about 1 cup, garlic , smashed, kosher salt, fennel seed, crushed red pepper flakes , optional, tomatoes , preferably san marzano, homemade vegetable broth or low-sodium canned, tomato juice, basil leaves , torn, fresh lemon juice, fresh ground black pepper , to taste, muenster sammies , recipe follows, westphalian pumpernickel , or other thin black bread, apple jelly, muenster cheese , about 3 oz, yellow cheddar cheese , about 3 oz, dill pickle rounds, fennel fronds, spanish olives with pimentos

butter, softened, essence , recipe follows, chicken, giblets removed and rinsed well, cedar stake, see below for details, olive oil , for browning sausage, plus extra for roasting, hot italian sausage links (still attached, if possible), pearl onions, peeled, stemmed shiitake mushrooms, cleaned, whole crimini mushrooms, cleaned, oyster mushrooms, cleaned, baby carrots, tops trimmed, peeled, red baby beets, tops removed, whole head garlic, separated into cloves and peeled, rosemary, thyme, salt and freshly ground black pepper, red wine, beet juice, heavy cream, dijon mustard, chopped thyme leaves, paprika, salt, garlic powder, black pepper, onion powder, cayenne pepper, dried leaf oregano, dried thyme

flour tortillas (white, red and green ), onion powder, salt and freshly ground black pepper, cooked chicken breast halves, cut into 2-inch pieces, sliced beets (jarred or canned ), freshly chopped scallions, cider vinegar, olive oil, dijon mustard, bibb lettuce leaves, crumbled goat cheese

green bell pepper, chopped, vidalia onion, chopped, cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise, spicy tomato juice, tomato paste, prepared horseradish, lemon juice, hot sauce, worcestershire sauce, red dye, diced tomatoes with green chiles, salt and freshly ground black pepper, fried tortilla bowls, recipe follows, special equipment : round wire fry baskets, flour tortillas, salt and pepper, peanut oil, for frying

part vodka, chilled, part champagne, part chambord, garnish with wax teeth/candy corn/ blood orange slice

dried onion flakes, dried minced garlic, dried dill weed, dried chives, dried parsley, garlic powder, garlic salt, kosher salt or sea salt, cream cheese, softened, shredded cheddar cheese, white wine

vienna sausage, drained, thinly sliced, catsup, shredded processed american cheese, mayonnaise, sweet pickle relish, drained, prepared mustard, refrigerated crescent dinner rolls

vampire blood, raspberry vodka, fresh raspberries, black plum puree, fresh lime wedges, simple syrup, bloody rum punch, rum, red wine, fresh lime juice, triple sec liqueur, simple syrup, limes, sliced in thin wheels, red oranges, sliced in thin wheels, red devil, irish whiskey, clam juice, tomato juice, lime juice, drops worcestershire, pepper to taste, obituary cocktail, gin, dry vermouth, absinthe

rosemary, peppermint, rue, wormwood, sage, lavender, apple cider vinegar, fresh garlic, chopped