310420 just christmas pepper jelly Recipes
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thai basil, fresh rinsed and roughly chopped and9 Morethai basil, fresh rinsed and roughly chopped, white vinegar, canning jar, sweet green pepper , uniformly minced, fresh hot pepper , uniformly minced (red thai, jalapeno or other type), red onion , uniformly minced, basil, dried, thai basil infused vinegar (recipe above), sugar, liquid pectin26 min, 10 ingredients
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little jelly beans, tell a story true, love and11 Morelittle jelly beans, tell a story true, love, just for me and you ., red - is for the blood he gave, green - is for the palms to wave, yellow - is for the sun so bright, orange - is for the edge of night, blue - is for the skies above, white - is for his purest love, black - is for his hours of sorrow, pink - is for our new tomorrow, brown - is for his cross of pain, purple - is for his eternal reign4 hour 7 min, 14 ingredients
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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Mixed Berry Pepper Jellysweet red pepper, red chili peppers, seeded, water and4 Moresweet red pepper, red chili peppers, seeded, water, white wine vinegar, mixed berry juice, sugar, liquid pectin45 min, 7 ingredients
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Green Chili-Pepper Jellygreen chili peppers (about 4 ), green bell pepper and5 Moregreen chili peppers (about 4 ), green bell pepper, cider vinegar, sugar, cayenne pepper, liquid pectin20 min, 7 ingredients
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Balsamic Red Pepper Jellysweet red peppers, jalapeno peppers, garlic cloves and6 Moresweet red peppers, jalapeno peppers, garlic cloves, granulated sugar, red wine vinegar, balsamic vinegar, lemon juice, fruit pectin, vegetable oil (optional)1 hour , 9 ingredients
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Fiery Hot Pepper Jellyhabanero peppers, fresh cayenne peppers and6 Morehabanero peppers, fresh cayenne peppers, hot banana peppers, serrano peppers, green bell peppers, vinegar, sugar (add 1 more cup if you like it real sweet.), jell30 min, 8 ingredients
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Cranberry Hot Pepper Jellysweet red pepper and6 Moresweet red pepper, jalapenos or 2 small hot chili peppers, seeded, water, cider vinegar, frozen cranberry juice concentrate, thawed, granulated sugar, liquid fruit pectin40 min, 7 ingredients
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Kickin' Red Pepper Jellysweet red peppers, coarsely chopped and7 Moresweet red peppers, coarsely chopped, jalapeno peppers, stemmed and seeded, garlic cloves, peeled, red wine vinegar, balsamic vinegar, bottled lemon juice, powdered fruit pectin, sugar30 min, 8 ingredients
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Apricot Red Pepper Jellydried apricots, chopped (about 1 1/4 cups) and6 Moredried apricots, chopped (about 1 1/4 cups), chopped red bell pepper, seeded chopped jalapeno chile, cider vinegar, water, powdered pectin, sugar35 min, 7 ingredients
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Hot Jalapeno Pepper Jellychopped jalapenos (protect hands), cider vinegar, sugar and2 Morechopped jalapenos (protect hands), cider vinegar, sugar, certo (foil pkt), crushed red pepper flakes23 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Ketchupjellied whole cranberry sauce, sugar, white vinegar and6 Morejellied whole cranberry sauce, sugar, white vinegar, minced fresh ginger, ground cinnamon, ground allspice, pepper, all-purpose flour, water5 min, 9 ingredients
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