151324 jack christmas chicken fruit stuffing Recipes

boneless skinless chicken breasts, frozen, onion powder, garlic powder, salt & pepper, condensed chicken and wild rice soup, condensed cream of chicken soup, shredded colby-monterey jack cheese, pepperidge farm stuffing , herb seasoned

corn bread stuffing mix, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, salt, ground mustard, boneless skinless chicken breast halves (6 oz each), canola oil, condensed cream of mushroom soup, undiluted, chopped onion, milk, crumbled cooked bacon, cut green beans, drained, shredded monterey jack cheese

fresh cornish hens (or frozen ), water, margarine or 2 tbsp butter, onion-flavored croutons, dried fruit, chopped green onion, instant chicken bouillon granules, mayonnaise or 1 tbsp salad dressing, poultry seasoning, fresh cranberries, brown sugar, frozen orange juice concentrate, thawed

mixed dried fruit , cut into strips (1 cup), fresh thyme leaves (or 1/2 tsp. dried), plus extra for garnish, center-cut pork chops (about 3/4 inch thick ), olive oil, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, onion, finely chopped, water, canned chicken broth, cold unsalted butter, diced

boneless skinless chicken breasts , spread open and laid flattish (butterfly them if you re feeling especially time-rich), butter, apricot preserves, approx 1/3 jar (or 1/2 cup reconstituted dried fruits, soaked in water or juice, your choice), chicken flavor stuffing mix , i.e. 2 packages, to be prepared per package directions

water, salsa, lowfat margarine (optional), stove top chicken flavor stuffing mix, boneless skinless chicken breast halves, reduced-fat monterey jack cheese, shredded

fresh jalapenos, cooked chicken, chopped, monterey jack and cheddar cheese blend, shredded, rotel tomatoes, drained, sour cream, ground cumin, chili powder, salt

chicken breasts (skinless and boneless and halved lengthwise), monterey jack cheese (shredded ), mayonnaise, onion, finely chopped (i used onion flakes.), parsley flakes (dried ), dijon mustard, marinated artichoke hearts (1 jar, drained , i did not use that much. i added slowly until i got the taste i liked.), all-purpose flour (i used self-rising flour.), salt, pepper, egg, water, breadcrumbs (seasoned, dry ), crisco cooking oil (i used olive oil.)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

water, margarine, chicken flavor stuffing mix (i prefer stove top in the canister), mild salsa, boneless skinless chicken breast halves, shredded monterey jack cheese

chicken, split boneless chicken breasts, mild whole green chiles, monterey jack cheese, chinese panko bread crumbs, eggs (beaten for dipping ), sauce, picante sauce, chopped green chiles, shredded monterey jack cheese

mushrooms, onions, olives, cheddar cheese, olive oil plus 3 tbsp, salt and pepper, eggs, flour, milk, sugar, melted butter, fruit of choice, for stuffing, mango, arugula, red onion, balsamic vinegar

chicken, quartered, low-salt chicken broth, olive oil, chopped onions, chopped garlic, dried oregano, ground cumin, ground cinnamon, hot mexican-style chili powder, all purpose flour, semisweet chocolate, corn tortillas, monterey jack cheese, coarsely grated (about 4 1/2 cups), drained pimiento-stuffed green olives, sliced

cashew halves, vegetable oil, onion, minced, chopped celery, rice, hot chicken soup, orange juice, salt and pepper, dried apricots, chopped, raisins, cinnamon, grated fresh lemon rind, roasting chickens, salt and pepper

chicken breast, cooked (season chicken with salt and pepper, if desired), celery, sliced, pineapple, diced, papaya, diced (mango can be substituted), water chestnut, sliced, drained well, scallion, sliced, gingerroot, minced, mayonnaise (or plain yogurt), sour cream, preserves (such as apricot or fruit chutney), lemon juice, ground pepper, salt

cream of mushroom soup, undiluted, shredded monterey jack cheese, chopped green chiles, drained, cream-style corn, chopped cooked chicken, cornbread stuffing mix, ground coriander, ground cumin, roasted red bell peppers, drained & chopped, pico de gallo & salsa, sour cream, tortilla chips (optional)

coarsely chopped walnuts, whole chicken, salt and pepper, to taste, italian-style salad dressing, butter, melted, grated orange zest, grated lemon zest, dried basil , or to taste, dried thyme , or to taste, butter, apple, cored and chopped, pear, cored and chopped, pineapple chunks, drained, cubed french bread, pitted prunes, chopped, seedless grapes, halved, italian-style salad dressing, orange juice, apple cider, grated orange zest, honey, ground cinnamon

rack of lamb, fat cap removed , frenched, extra virgin olive oil, dijon mustard, salt, fresh ground black pepper, fresh thyme leave, chopped, fresh rosemary leaf, chopped, fresh sage leaf, chopped, fresh parsley leaves, chopped, minced garlic, port wine, lamb stock or 1 cup veal stock or 1 cup chicken stock, unsalted butter, onion, finely chopped, celery, finely chopped, dried apricot, finely chopped, golden raisin, dried prune, finely chopped, fresh mint leaves, chopped, ground walnuts, plain breadcrumbs or 1 cup crushed corn flakes, extra virgin olive oil, minced garlic, onion, finely chopped, port wine, veal stock or 1 cup lamb stock or 1 cup chicken stock, walnuts, ground very fine, sage, chopped, salt, ground black pepper, cold butter