57 herring sauce Recipes

butter, softened, danish pumpernickel bread or 4 slices rye bread, crusts removed, herring fillets, in wine sauce drained and fillets cut into 1-inch strips, sweet onion, cut into thin rings, tomato (8 thin slices), watercress or parsley sprig, for garnish

chicken wings, cleaned and dried (for sally s...because they are so tasty to eat), limes , juice of, large, coke (for tornadoesthree cause she needs a little sugar rush every now and then.), coconut rum, caribbean jerk seasoning , dry jerk seasoning (for cookie dog because she s got layers to her!), caribbean jerk seasoning, coconut rum, cucumber, diced small (for charmie..because she likes the color green), sour cream (for michelle berteig becuase it s cool and tart like her), lime juice (for boomette1 because she likes the taste and smell of limes), coconut rum (for noramarie, because she likes the taste), salt (for lori in canada cause she s been told she seasons well), pepper (for shawna landers because she s spppicy!), granulated garlic (for bigbadbrenda because it gives you a lift), cilantro, chopped for garnish (for bmxmomto4 because she always adds a little bit of color!)

kippers (smoked herring), mashed, anchovy fillets, chopped, pitted green olives, chopped, garlic, peeled and chopped, drops hot pepper sauce, drops soy sauce

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

marinated herring in wine sauce, spanish onion peeled and diced, yellow pepper cleaned, seeded, cored and diced, whole jalapeno pepper (optional-to taste) seeded, cored and minced, fresh cilantro minced, whole juice of 1 lemon

whole herrings, cleaned, heads and fins removed , making sure roe is included (about 8 oz each), milk, fresh breadcrumb, onion, finely chopped, butter, flour, english mustard, white wine vinegar

dijon mustard, white wine vinegar, sugar, chopped fresh dill, olive oil, whipping cream, bay beets, stems trimmed to 2 inches, pickled herring fillets, halved lengthwise, fresh dill sprigs

salt herring fillet, yellow onion, vegetable oil, bay leaves, tomato sauce

whole large skineless boneless smoked herring fillets, cut into bite size, spring onions, roughly diced, white onion, roughly diced, tomatoes, roughly diced, green bell peppers, roughly diced, white vinegar, fresh lemon juice, vegetable oil, tahini sauce

onion, chopped, bay leaf, butter, flour, milk, herring fillets, salt and pepper, lemon , zest of, grated, hard-boiled eggs, chopped, parsley, chopped

olive oil or peanut oil, for shallow frying, baby calamari, tubes cleaned, fish sauce, brown sugar, garlic cloves, crushed, whole spring onions, sliced, red chili pepper, sliced, fresh bean sprouts, firm avocados, peeled and cut into blocks, granny smith apples, skin on, cut into chunks, coriander, chopped, mint, chopped, basil , roughly torn, fresh lime juice, sesame oil

herring in wine sauce, chopped, green bell pepper, chopped, artichoke hearts, chopped, red onion, chopped, chopped black olives (diced ), chili sauce , to taste

bismarck salad with homemade french dressing, stalk celery finely chopped, head lettuce shredded, carrots grated, pickled herring, chili sauce, dressing, olive oil, chili sauce, dark brown sugar, paprika, tarragon vinegar, juice of 1 lemon, chopped onion, salt, freshly ground black pepper

cumin seeds, pure olive oil, herring fillets, skinned, salt and freshly ground pepper, red onion, thinly sliced, calamata olives (2 oz), pitted and coarsely chopped, stone-ground corn tortillas, shredded romaine lettuce, coarsely chopped tomatoes, peeled, seeded and thinly sliced cucumber, sour cream, hot pepper sauce

avocados - halved, peeled, and pitted, herring fillets packed in oil or pacific pilchards, pimento-stuffed green olives, chopped, pickled gherkins, chopped, capers, chopped, worcestershire sauce, mayonnaise, freshly ground black pepper to taste, green onions, finely chopped (optional)