5730 granny kid Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Granny's Sweet-and-Tart Apple Crisp
    granny smith apples, cut into 1/2-inch dice, brown sugar and
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    granny smith apples, cut into 1/2-inch dice, brown sugar, old-fashioned oats, all-purpose flour, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, butter, softened
    50 min, 7 ingredients
  • Granny Smith Pork
    soybean oil, boneless pork, cut into 1/2 inch cubes and
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    soybean oil, boneless pork, cut into 1/2 inch cubes, granny smith apples (about 3 large), cored and sliced into 1/2 inch wedges, dry white wine, brown sugar, cider vinegar, cornstarch (or arrowroot flour), worcestershire sauce
    8 ingredients
  • Granny Smith Apple Cider Vinaigrette
    chopped granny smith apple (with core and peel) and
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    chopped granny smith apple (with core and peel), raw unfiltered apple cider vinegar, fresh lime juice, minced shallot, raw sugar, safflower or grapeseed oil, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper
    8 ingredients
  • Granny Smith Apple Cake
    unsalted butter (melted ), unsweetened applesauce and
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    unsalted butter (melted ), unsweetened applesauce, all-purpose flour, granulated sugar, light brown sugar, baking soda, salt, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, ground nutmeg, granny smith apples, peeled, cored, and cut into 1-inch chunks, eggs, lightly beaten
    1 hour , 12 ingredients
  • Granny Is Licking Her Chops
    pork chops , trimmed of excess fat, mango chutney and
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    pork chops , trimmed of excess fat, mango chutney, granny smith apple, peeled,cored and thinly sliced, seriously sharp cheddar cheese, grated
    25 min, 4 ingredients
  • Granny Smith Apple Cake
    yellow cake mix, instant vanilla pudding, orange juice and
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    yellow cake mix, instant vanilla pudding, orange juice, water, oil, eggs, granny smith apples
    1 hour 5 min, 7 ingredients
  • Granny Smith Cake
    chopped walnuts, spice cake mix and
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    chopped walnuts, spice cake mix, instant butterscotch pudding mix (substitute vanilla, if you wish), eggs, canola oil (or any vegetable oil), cold water, granny smith apples, peeled, cored and coarsely chopped, golden raisin (optional), icing sugar, for garnish
    1 hour 10 min, 9 ingredients
  • Granny Smith Apple and FAGE Total Syllabub Crumble
    fage total 0, fine granulated sugar, greek honey, cider and
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    fage total 0, fine granulated sugar, greek honey, cider, granny smith apples, peeled, cored and diced, graham crackers
    5 min, 6 ingredients
  • Granny's Kid-Favorite Spaghetti Granny's Kid-Favorite Spaghetti
    ground chuck, onion (chopped fine ), ketchup, rotini pasta
    35 min, 5 ingredients
  • Granny Smith, Ginger, and Basil Granita Granny Smith, Ginger, and Basil Granita
    granny smith apples, mg) tablet vitamin cup, crushed and
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    granny smith apples, mg) tablet vitamin cup, crushed, fresh lemon juice, peeled fresh ginger, sugar, chopped fresh basil
    4 hour 30 min, 6 ingredients
  • Granny Smith Apple Freezer Jam Granny Smith Apple Freezer Jam
    granny smith apples, coarsely chopped, unpeeled (about 5 ... and
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    granny smith apples, coarsely chopped, unpeeled (about 5 medium apples or 1 1/2 lb), sugar, pasteurized apple juice, freezer jam pectin
    35 min, 4 ingredients
  • Granny Smith Apple Cobbler Granny Smith Apple Cobbler
    granny smith apples, peeled, cored, and sliced and
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    granny smith apples, peeled, cored, and sliced, fresh squeezed lemon juice, flour, ground cinnamon, sugar, unsalted butter, chilled and cut into small pieces, all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, shortening, milk
    1 hour 30 min, 11 ingredients
  • Granny Smith Apple Slaw Granny Smith Apple Slaw
    granny smith apples cored shredded with peel and very wel... and
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    granny smith apples cored shredded with peel and very well drained, carrot peeled and shredded, currants, chopped walnuts, mayonnaise, apple cider vinegar, brown sugar, poppy seeds
    8 ingredients
  • Carrot, Granny Smith, and Ginger Juice Carrot, Granny Smith, and Ginger Juice
    granny smith apples, carrots, peeled and trimmed and
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    granny smith apples, carrots, peeled and trimmed, peeled fresh ginger
    3 ingredients
  • Granny Smith Apple-Cheddar Scones Granny Smith Apple-Cheddar Scones
    flour, sugar , plus, sugar, baking powder, baking soda and
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    flour, sugar , plus, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, salt, ground nutmeg, cold butter, cut up, buttermilk, granny smith apple, peeled,cored and diced (about 1 cup), sharp cheddar cheese, cut into very small dice (about 1 cup), egg white, lightly beaten
    40 min, 12 ingredients
  • Granny's Favorite Turkey Sandwich Granny's Favorite Turkey Sandwich
    ground mustard, honey, mayonnaise, wholegrain bread and
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    ground mustard, honey, mayonnaise, wholegrain bread, granny smith apple, unpeeled, sliced thin, sliced turkey, jarlsberg cheese or 4 oz sweiss cheese
    5 min, 7 ingredients
  • Dehydrator Granny Smith Granola Dehydrator Granny Smith Granola
    granny smith apples, quick-cooking oatmeal, almonds and
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    granny smith apples, quick-cooking oatmeal, almonds, brown sugar, honey, in, water, salt, cinnamon
    3 hour , 8 ingredients




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