1689 goof off Recipes

smoked ham , shoulder cut off the bone into slices or 2 lbs , shoulder cut off the bone into chunks or 2 lbs chopped ham, cut into chunks, mayonnaise, mustard, hot dog relish, onion, sliced thin, bread or roll, of your choice

carrots washed and tops off, parsnips washed and tops off, leeks tops cut off and discarded, chicken or parts washed and excess fat removed, skin on or off as preferred, granulated chicken boullion, white pepper, fresh dill, fresh bread or crackers

dried split peas or 1 cup dried beans, water, onions, left whole with paper skins removed and ends cut off, zucchini, left whole with ends cut off, leeks, stalks left whole and sliced lengthwise in serving to wash thoroughly, kale or 2 bunches collard greens or 2 bunches other greens, chopped, tough stems and center ribs cut off and discarded, organic carrots (4-5 cups juice), organic celery (2 cups juice), sodium-free seasoning (such as dr. fuhrman s vegizest) or 2 tbsp mrs. dash seasoning mix, raw cashews, mushrooms, chopped (shiitake, cremini and or or oyster)

green bell pepper, chopped, yellow bell pepper, chopped, chopped celery, chopped red onions or 1/2 cup vidalia onion, shredded cheddar cheese, hard-cooked eggs , coarsly chopped, frozen baby peas, slightly thawed, water chestnut, chopped (optional), bacon , fried crisp and crumbled (optional), light chunk tuna in water, well drained and flaked into bite sized pieces (can use cooked chicken or ham also), tri-color spiral pasta, cooked 10 to 12 minutes, drain off and rinse in cold water, drain off again & add to bowl, salad dressing (not mayonnaise), caesar salad dressing , and dip (comes in a jar, and is quite thick), milk (try 3 tbsp. first, if still too thick, add 1 additional tbsp.)

extra-virgin olive oil, red onion (about 8 oz.), peeled and slivered lengthwise, haricots verts or other green beans, rinsed, ends trimmed, and any strings pulled off (see notes), baby carrots (1/2 in. wide at top), tops trimmed off , and scrubbed, or baby-cut carrots, shelled fresh peas (from 1 lb. in shell ), meyer or regular lemon juice, plain yogurt, dijon mustard, fine sea or regular salt, fresh-ground black pepper, mache (4 oz.), rinsed and crisped

fresh peaches , cut into 1/2-inch pieces, minced fresh basil, brown sugar, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, shredded extra-sharp cheddar cheese (such as sargento off the block), butter, room temperature, brown sugar, eggs, room temperature, shredded extra-sharp cheddar cheese (such as sargento off the block)

roast-ready prime rib roast (ribs cut off and tied to roast), all-purpose flour, freshly ground black pepper, salt, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, celery seed

unsalted butter, prosecco, bosc pears, peeled, quartered and cored, unsalted butter, dark brown sugar, pecan halves, extra-virgin olive oil, fresh orange juice, balsamic vinegar, chopped fresh parsley, salt and freshly ground black pepper, extra-virgin olive oil, four 1/2-inch-thick slices pancetta , cut into strips, heads frisee, washed, celery leaves , torn from stalks, fennel, shaved thin, parmesan wedge, for shaving

chicken breasts, strained and shredded, tomatoes and green chilies (i prefer rotel), monterey jack cheese, shredded, green onion, sliced, flour tortillas (burrito size)

marshmallows, caramel candies, butter, condensed milk, crispy rice cereal

butter (2 cups), powdered sugar, flour, valilla, chopped nuts

corn chex (or any off brand , and in corn or rice flavor) or 1 (20 oz) box rice chex (or any off brand, and in corn or rice flavor), chocolate chips, peanut butter (depending on taste), powdered sugar

salmon fillets or steaks, soy sauce, sake or dry white wine, mirin, sugar, chopped green onion, chopped fresh ginger, lemon, thinly sliced, olive oil, baby bok choy, washed and cut diagonally, shelled, blanched fresh soy beans (either fresh or frozen) also called edamame, washed fresh pea shoots or pea leaves, garlic chicken stock , recipe follows, sea salt, hot pepper sesame oil, toasted sesame seeds and fresh daikon radish or onion sprouts, as garnish, roast garlic: slice off the top quarter or so of 2 heads of garlic to expose the cloves. drizzle with a little olive oil and season with salt and pepper. loosely but completely wrap each head in a piece of foil and roast in a preheated 400 degree oven until garlic is very soft and lightly browned, about 30 minutes. squeeze out and mash as much as you can from garlic heads. stir garlic into 1-quart chicken stock and simmer for a few minutes to develop the flavor.

shrimp, peeled tails off (i used large and rough chopped), scallops , rouch chopped (i used bay, the small ), crabmeat , 1 can if you can tsp get fresh just pick through to make sure there are no shells, onion, chopped, celery, chopped, carrot, chopped, diced potato, fine chopped skins off, mushroom, chopped, frozen peas, half-and-half, chicken broth, butter, all-purpose flour, sherry wine, grated monterey jack cheese, country biscuits (i used pillsbury, or you can make your own, no cooked), butter (to brush on the biscuits)

chicken stock, kaffir lime leaves , bruise slightly with back of a knife, fish sauce, lemongrass, stalks tops & bottoms cut off, & smash with the side of knife, galangal, peeled and minced, rotisserie chicken , meat pulled off the bone, and pulled into strips, rice noodles , cooked according to package, and drained, tomatoes, diced, carrots, shredded, scallions, cut into 1/4 inch rings, thai basil , leaves picked, discard stems (garnish), fresh cilantro , leaves picked, discard stems (garnish), bean sprouts, rinsed (garnish ), lime wedges (garnish ), fresh jalapenos, cut into thin rings (garnish ), hoisin sauce (garnish ), sriracha garlic and red chile paste (garnish)

lean ground beef, onions, chopped, chile powder, mild to medium-hot , like ancho or pasilla, grind yellow cornmeal, whole milk, eggs, beaten, salt, ground cumin, stewed tomatoes, drained and chopped, ears fresh corn off the cob , 2 cups frozen corn, or 1 can drained whole kernel corn, pitted ripe black olives, drained and coarsely chopped or halved, cheddar or combination /monterey jack, shredded, olive oil

water, dried ancho chilies,* stemmed, seeded , torn into small pieces, tomatoes, halved, heads of garlic, canned low-salt chicken broth, olive oil, unsalted butter, room temperature, chili powder, honey, turkey, wing tips cut off ; neck, heart, gizzard and wing tips reserved for stock, fresh orange juice, cupsgiblet stock, unsweetened chocolate