100 fried little Recipes

head of cauliflower (28 to 30 oz), trimmed, cut into 1-inch florets, extra-virgin olive oil, divided, orecchiette (little ear-shaped pasta) or medium-size shell pasta, cubes crusty country-style bread, zucchini, trimmed, cut into 1/3-inch cubes (about 3 cups), garlic cloves, chopped, anchovy fillets, finely chopped, chopped fresh italian parsley, divided, freshly grated parmesan cheese plus additional for serving, freshly grated pecorino romano cheese

sliced bacon or 1/2 lb salt pork, yellow onions (2 lb), tart apples (2 lb), brown sugar

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

grated potatoes (for four people) or use a large bag of frozen hash browns or a package of dehydrated hash browns, soaked in hot water until soft., oil for frying (if you have a non-stick pan, use only a tbsp of oil. i prefer to use sunflower or vegetable oil.), green onions or scallions, finely chopped, sour cream or as much or little as you like, salt and pepper, i used 4 cups of dehydrated hash browns in my pictures. this amount would make three stacks of three layered stacks. remember , you can make as many stacks as you want in any size you like and with as many hash brown round as you like.

chicken wieners ( nitrate-free, organic), makes 12 small wieners ., grass-fed chicken breast, organic sunflower oil, organic flour, total of the following spice mixture, celtic grey sea salt , organic garlic powder, organic onion powder, organic beet powder, organic cayenne, organic pepper,organic curry., organic honey powder or fine organic sugar., organic flour for rolling ., grind all of the above ingredients in a food processor until it of a very fine paste consistency. (not so fine for sausage)., in a large pot bring 8 cups of water to a rolling boil., take the meat mixture a heaping tbsp at a time an roll into a large tight meatball. then on a floured board with the palm of your had roll into a weiner shape, coating with flour. continue until 12 are made using all meat mixture., place all weiners in the water for 10 minutes until they float. fish them out with a slotted spoon. refrigerate or freeze. eat as is or you can fry them for breakfast or bbq them and serve on a bun., i like to fry them in a little organic maple syrup for a nice breakfast side dish. or serve as-is with cheese and pickle.

corn oil, onion, chopped (1 cup), garlic, chopped, jalapeno pepper, stemmed, seeded (if you like it hot include the seeds) and minced, chili powder, ground cumin, kosher salt, whole peeled canned tomatoes, chopped and about 1/4 cup of their juices, lean ground sirloin beef, chicken broth, fresh cilantro leaves, roughly chopped, oil, for frying, dozen 5-inch corn tortillas, preferably white , or prepared taco shells, head romaine or iceberg, thinly sliced, ripe medium tomatoes, cored and diced, hass avocados, diced, shredded cheddar or monterey jack cheese, sour cream, for garnish

capers, drained and patted dry (less or more , depending on how many you want), vegetable oil, kosher salt or sea salt

whole pickled jalapenos, stem on , juice reserved, salted peanuts, chopped cooked chicken thigh meat, scallions, chopped, tops and roots ends discarded, grated cheddar cheese, reserved jalapeno pickle juice, vegetable oil, flour, recipe beer batter (recipe below ), serve with sinus-shattering horseradish dipping sauce (recipe below ), beer batter, flour, cornstarch, salt, cumin, cayenne, sinus-shattering horseradish dipping sauce ingredients, orange marmalade, minced shallot, hot english mustard, prepared horseradish, beer , any brand except dark

frying chicken , cut into pieces, salt and pepper, butter, olive oil, onion, finely chopped, fresh minced garlic (or to taste), fresh white button mushrooms (thinly sliced or chopped ), dried chili pepper flakes (or to taste), flour, dry white wine, cognac (can use a little more if desired), chicken broth, canned chopped tomatoes, drained, chopped fresh parsley, chopped fresh basil, dried oregano, salt and pepper, cooked linguine, grated parmesan cheese

seasonal fish and vegetables are used in tempura. the ingredients for tempura in the recipe below are only a few of the many, many common ingredients that lend themselves to this treatment. shrimp; squid; small whole fish like perch, smelt, and goby; white-fleshed saltwater fish; eggplant; green beans; onion rings; sweet potato slices; bell pepper strips; mushrooms - the list could go on for several pages. chicken, beef and pork, however, are not usually prepared as tempura because of their relatively heavier, identifiable taste. chicken and pork are deep-fried in other ways, and beef is often given a more highlighted preparation, say, in sukiyaki., http://japanesefood.about.com/od/tempura/a/cookingtempura.htm, basic steps for cooking tempura, prepare the ingredients ., make tempura batter ., heat vegetable oil in a deep pan to 340-350f degree., lightly dip ingredients in the batter and immediately fry them until crisp. it takes longer to fry vegetables than to fry seafood., drain tempura on a rack ., serve right away with tentsuyu (tempura dipping sauce) or salt. tempura is best served hot. *grated daikon radish is a common condiment., tempura batter recipe - japanese recipe, http://japanesefood.about.com/od/tempura/r/tempurabatter.htm, egg, ice water, all purpose flour, preparation, beat an egg in a bowl. add ice water in the bowl. be sure to use very cold water., add sifted flour in the bowl and mix lightly. be careful not to overmix the batter., tempura dipping sauce recipe, tempura dipping sauce is called tentsuyu in japanese. serve this sauce with tempura., dashi soup stock, mirin, soy sauce, sugar, preparation, put mirin in a pan and heat. add soy sauce and dashi soup stock in the pan. bring the sauce to a boil., tips for making crispy tempura, by setsuko yoshizuka, tip 1: ice, use ice water for the batter. this is really important to prevent the batter from absorbing too much oil., tip 2: batter (tempura batter recipe), do not make the batter ahead of time. try not to over mix the batter and not to coat ingredients with the batter too much., if you are frying both seafood and vegetables, fry vegetables first. then, fry seafood. fry vegetables at 340f degree and fry seafood at 350f degree., tip 4: oil temperature, check the temperature of frying oil , drop a little batter into the oil. if the batter comes up right away instead of sinking to the bottom of the pan, it s about 360 f degree. if the batter goes halfway to the bottom and comes up, it s about 340f degree. this is said to be the right temperature to fry tempura.

chiles pasillas, washed, seeded, deveined plus 2 long chiles pasillas, all fried in a little oil, chiles anchos, washed, seeded, deveined and fried in a little oil, tomatoes, peeled, white onion, sliced, garlic, chopped, olive oil or corn oil, epazote or cilantro, chicken broth, salt, vegetable oil, tortillas, sliced in thin strips and dried for 1 day, chiles pasillas , fried in a little oil or lard, avocados, finely chopped, fresh cheese , such as panela or feta, finely crumbled, creme fraiche , or 1 cup sour cream mixed with 1/4 half-and-half

basmati rice, kosher salt , if desired (optional), dried onion flakes , toasted in a little, oil , in a medium hot frying pan, toasted slivered almonds , pan-toasted in a little, ghee, toasted cashew nuts , pan-toasted in a little, ghee, currants or 1/4 cup raisins, silver aluminum foil, okra, light vegetable oil, lemon juice

grams flour, water (you can always add more or less if desired to get the correct consistency), salt, turmeric powder, baking soda, rice flour, oil (for frying ), cashews, broken into slightly big pieces, fried, raisins, fried, cardamoms, powdered, fresh milk, saffron , soaked in the milk, sugar, water (a little less)

fresh bean sprouts, tofu, drained, eggs, beaten with a little, salt, salt, vegetable oil, red chilies or 2 green chilies, deseeded, thinly sliced, sweet soy sauce (kecap manis), white vinegar, fried crushed peanuts, shallots, flakes fried, chopped fresh parsley

eggs, a sliced white onion, pepper, salt, water , a little for each egg, margarine (for frying ) or oil (for frying), kosher salami (thin slices)

cookies (polish bows) - chruscik, egg yolks, tb sour cream, tb rum, ts vanilla, confectioners sugar, flour (sifted), ts baking powder, ts salt, tb sugar, oil for deep frying, beat the egg yolks with the sugar until well combined. add sour cream, rum and vanilla and mix until smooth. sift the flour, baking powder and salt and add it to egg yolk mixture, a little at a time. on a heavily floured surface knead the dough vigorously, punching and squeezing as much flour into it as it will take until the dough is no longer sticky (1/2 hour). separate dough into several portions and roll very thin. turn the dough and loosen often when rolling. the dough should look like parchment paper that you can see through. cut dough into strips approx. 1 1/2 inches wide, 4 inches long. make slit closer to 1 end and bring the longer end through the slit. heat oil to 375 degrees and fry quickly (only a few seconds) until golden not brown. turn only once. drain on paper towels. dust with confectioners sugar. makes 8 dozen.

eggs , 4 (or as many as you wish!), green chilies , 2 (or as many as you wish!), tomato , 1 (yup.. or as many as you want), onion , 1 (..you know the drill by now), parsley (less than a handful), green bell pepper , 1/2 (if you wish to use them), link sausage (optional), oil, for the frying pan (i like to use extra virgin olive oil, because it s low in cholesterol), white ground cumin (1 teaspoon), red chili powder (half tsp or go-ahead make it hotter by using 1 teaspoon) (optional), black pepper (a pinch or a little more to make it more spicier), salt (a pinch)

water, rice wine vinegar, soy sauce, sugar, sesame oil, water, sugar, soy sauce, rice wine vinegar, ground sesame seeds, sesame oil, chinese egg noodles, boiled and cooled (chuka soba that look like ramen noodles), fried egg , in an omelette, ham or poached chicken breast, julienned cucumber, julienned carrot, bean sprouts, sliced tomato, pickled ginger (beni shoga, in little strips)