26 fresh fail Recipes

okay , so all i had left in the freezer was a small thing of beef and a box of peas. so i tried to use a side dish i had in my cookbook that i ve never tried before, and incorperate the ingredients i had into it somehow. the result was downright disasterous. but i m going to give you guys the original recipe, and then tell you exactly what i did to screw it up., seedless cucumbers (plastic wrapped), peeled, unsalted butter or margarine, chopped fresh mint, salt, black pepper, grated fresh lemon zest, fresh lemon juice

double crust pie pastry for a 9 inch pie- use your favorite recipe for fruit pies, fresh or frozen blueberries thawed, sugar, cornstarch, salt ( optional ), cinnamon, vanilla or almond ( optional use with other variations), variations, blueberries with 3 cups of fresh pitted cherries, or 3 cups of blackberries or raspberries or 3 cups fresh,skinned ripe sliced peaches

king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, salt, egg plus 3 yolks, cold water, minced fresh parsley , optional

good chicken stock, olive oil, unsalted butter (used in different stages), fresh wild mushrooms such as porcini or chanterelles wiped clean with a damp kitchen towel and sliced thin...i used baby portabella s in the picture., sweet onions, arborio rice, grated parmigiano-reggiano (3/4 cup)

plain flour, baking powder, salt, butter, sugar, eggs, vanilla, milk, blueberries (fresh or frozen )

sweet italian sausage, ground chuck, onion, diced, garlic cloves, smashed then minced, diced tomatoes, tomato sauce, tomato paste, beef broth, oregano, basil, parsley, brown sugar, fresh ground black pepper, red pepper flakes (optional), dry red wine (make sure it is 1 that is drinkable, i use a really good cabernet)

egg, cayenne pepper (more or less to taste), dry mustard, salt, white sugar, fresh squeezed lemon juice, vegetable oil

chicken backs and necks, stalks of celery with leaves, chopped, carrots, chopped, onion with skin, halved and chopped, garlic in skin , smashed with knife, leek, white part only, chopped (make sure it s cleaned well), half a celery root, chopped, parsnip, chopped, fresh thyme , parsley, bay leave, peppercorns

ground chicken breast, garkic finely chopped, onion, grated, flat leaf parsley, finely chopped, blue cheese, crumbled, poultry seasoning, lemon , zest and juice, salt & freshly ground black pepper, flour (for dredging), artisan bread , such as granary bread, olive oil, leaf lettuce and tomato, blue cheese (to garnish )

beef liver sliced, onions diced, chicken fat or oil, hard boiled eggs, salt, freshly ground black pepper

white fish (cod, haddock, tilapia, etc.), flour , for dusting, oil (for frying ), milk (use more if neccesary), butter, active dry yeast or 1 tsp fresh yeast, sugar, bread flour , 1/2 cup regular flour (or all bread, or all regular), lemon juice, cornstarch, salt, pepper, cayenne, chili powder, celery salt, onion powder, garlic powder, oil (for frying ), potatoes (your choice , i reccomend long white, or baking potatoes), salt

worcestershire sauce, garlic cloves, minced, fresh thyme leave

cream of asparagus soup, garlic, mashed, fresh parsley, chopped, celery, chopped, sweet onion, chopped, thyme, salt & pepper or mrs. dash seasoning mix, to taste, boneless skinless chicken breasts

whole turkey , thawed if previously frozen, kosher salt, granulated sugar, cold water, carrots, coarsely chopped, onions, coarsely chopped, celery ribs, coarsely chopped, fresh thyme sprigs, unsalted butter, melted

bread -broken or sliced into 1/2 inch pieces, turkey neck and giblets (minus the liver unless you really like it), chopped celery, celery seed, diced onions, olive or conola oil, butter (up to 1/4 lbs.), pouttry base boullin to taste + 1 can of chicken broth, eggs, breakfast sausge, grnulated garlic, rubbed sage, kosher salt & fresh ground pepper to taste, oysters plan (or smoked ) -optional

prime rib roast, garlic cloves, sliced, salt & fresh ground pepper, dijon mustard, dried rosemary

worcestershire sauce, anchovy fillets, vinegar (tarragon, wine etc), tabasco sauce (to taste), fresh ground pepper (to taste), bacon, heads romaine lettuce, garlic cloves, egg, lemon juice, dry mustard, grated parmesan cheese, milk, favorite wine