46526 filler s diet Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

granulated sugar, brown sugar, corn syrup, maple syrup, salt, water, butter, vanilla extract, apple pie spice, baking soda

dry cake mix (any flavor ), diet soda (any flavor ), egg white (slightly beaten , optional but cake stays together better and is fluffier)

non-fat vanilla frozen yogurt, fat-free sugar-free instant chocolate pudding mix, natural chunky peanut butter, reduced-calorie whipped topping (cool whip ), diet fudge topping (optional) or chocolate fudge topping (optional)

cake mix, any kind, diet soda, any kind, jello sugar free fat free instant pudding mix, any flavor, cool whip free (sugar free fat free)

cinnamon tea bags, swiss miss diet cocoa mix, water, boiled

bran and cranberry muesli, & cranberry muesli (21 day wonder diet: day 4), vegetable oil, skim-milk natural yogurt, egg, self-rising flour, orange rind, finely grated, mixed spice, demerara sugar, low-fat ricotta

muesli , bran & cranberry (21 day wonder diet: day 4), pear, sliced thinly, skim-milk fruit-flavoured yogurt, skim milk

frozen whole strawberries, frozen mango, non-fat vanilla yogurt, fresh banana (a whole banana), pomegranate-blueberry juice, diet v8 splash (berry blend), nutritional yeast flakes

sugar-free lemonade powdered drink mix (about 1 tsp), diet lemon-lime soda, tequila, lime juice, crushed ice , as needed, lime slice, for serving, optional

sugar, diet coke, eggs, beaten, baking cocoa, whole wheat flour, vanilla extract

frozen blueberries or 16 oz frozen mixed berries, butter recipe cake mix, diet 7-up (wild berry plus), walnuts, chopped (optional)

quinoa flour, brown rice flour, tapioca flour, baking soda, xanthan gum, sea salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, applesauce, pineapple, crushed and drained, maple syrup, extra virgin olive oil, apple cider vinegar, vanilla, zucchini, grated, walnuts, chopped, raisins, organic (for elimination diet)

reduced-sugar chocolate cake mix or 1 (18 oz) box reduced-sugar yellow cake mix, vanilla extract, egg whites, diet soda

chocolate fudge cake mix with pudding, egg whites, diet coke, chocolate cool whip, sugar-free instant chocolate fudge pudding mix, chocolate milk

mixed ground pork (any combo you want, some stores even have meatloaf mix already ground for you...that s perfect) or 1 1/2 lbs ground beef (any combo you want, some stores even have meatloaf mix already ground for you...that s perfect) or 1 1/2 lbs ground veal (any combo you want, some stores even have meatloaf mix already ground for you...that s perfect), chopped onion, white bread (crust removed ), milk, fresh parsley, chopped, garlic cloves, kosher salt, pepper, pecorino romano cheese, eggs, san marzano tomatoes , just look for it on the label (you can use regular...but san marzano taste amazing, brand i use is centro), onion, chopped, garlic cloves, fresh parsley or 1 tsp dried parsley, fresh basil or 1 tsp dried basil, fresh oregano or 1 tsp dried oregano

bacon, smoked pork sausage (2 links if using farmer john s), beef brisket, cooked (tyson or lloyd s work great), pulled pork, cooked (lloyd s or jack daniel s work great), white onion, minced, red bell pepper, minced, jalapeno peppers, minced, baked beans (bush s recommended), barbecue sauce (famous dave s rich & sassy or hunt s original recommended)