11787 failproof aka you couldn le this you Recipes

eggplants (large, the longer the better), ground meat (i prefer 1lb beef, 1lb lamb), onions (1 medium finely minced , 1 larger diced), garlic cloves (finely minced ), egg, tomatoes (large, firm ), tomato paste (can), beef (can) or 14 oz chicken stock (can), lemon juice, salt, pepper, turmeric (or curry powder), spices (any others you desire, i like cumin, coriander, etc.), oil (canola, vegetable, or olive)

peeled edamame, fresh or frozen (i buy the frozen peeled kind, but if you can find fresh, by all means do!), broccoli stem, peeled, avocado, peeled (save the pit), scallion, sliced, red onion, diced, fresh garlic, minced, jalapeno, minced, lime , juice of, tomato, diced, cilantro, chopped, salt , to taste, pepper , to taste, cumin (optional), oregano (optional)

mashed and strained steamed zucchini (you can also use other types of summer squash like crookneck, pattypan, etc), molasses, ground nutmeg, granulated sugar, salt, ground cinnamon

orange juice, freshly squeezed (i replaced 1/4 cup of orange juice with freshly squeezed grapefruit juice), strawberries, hulled and washed well, blueberries, blackberries, raspberries, banana, peeled (i used 1/2 large banana), fresh dates (or 1 tsp date molasses aka dibs tamar) or 1 dried dates, pitted and chopped into small pieces (or 1 tsp date molasses aka dibs tamar)

french bread (or oval peasant loaf, or sourdough), marinated artichoke hearts, drained , liquid reserved (you can use the hearts whole or roughly chopped), mayonnaise, ripe tomatoes, sliced, sliced salami, sliced unsmoked turkey breast, cheese slices, any kind (provolone and fresh mozzarella are my faves), sliced ripe black olives, drained, purple onion, thinly sliced (amount to taste)

equipment, digital thermometer, baking pan, basting brush, hickory chips , soaked in water for 1 hour (for grilling), ham, shot of whiskey (reserved), bone in smoked ham , (12-14 lb), olive oil, black peppercorns, coarsely crushed (zipper bag and hammer), mustard seed, coarsely crushed (zipper bag and hammer), basting, your favorite sour mash or bourbon whiskey (jack daniels, aka old no.7), brown sugar , firmly packed, stone ground or course ground style mustard (i use inglehoffer or beaver brand. see www.beavertonfoods.com for info), honey, molasses (that ll teach them damn moles), substitutions, you can substitute good quality gold tequila for the whiskey (jose cuervo aka liquid psychosis)

uncooked fettuccine or 12 oz linguine (can also use rice noodles, spaghetti, or any other noodle of your choice), sliced red bell peppers (sliced in thin, long strips), snow peas, trimmed and halved, chopped green onion, low-sodium low-fat chicken broth, sesame oil, reduced-fat peanut butter (or soy nut butter), reduced sodium soy sauce, white vinegar or 1 tbsp rice vinegar, grated gingerroot, garlic, minced, crushed red pepper flakes (i omit this), cooked shrimp (or chopped cooked chicken breast)

mori-nu firm silken tofu (i use lite ), soy cream cheese, key lime juice, freshly grated lime rind, mori-nu mates vanilla pudding mix (must be this brand, it s made to go with the tofu), liquid sweetener, to taste (i use honey but that s not vegan !), baked pastry shells (i prefer graham) or 1 (9 inch) graham cracker crust (i prefer graham)

potato chips , any flavor 1 sandwich size baggie (i mixed sour cream and onion with regular, but can see this with bbq chips as well), chicken breasts, bone in, worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, italian seasoned breadcrumbs, egg, for wash, milk, for wash

bacon , pre-cut it into little pieces (freeze it for a few minutes for easier cutting), green pepper (chopped or sliced thin), onion (chopped or sliced thin), garlic cloves, minced (or if i run out-garlic powder equalling 3 cloves garlic), kidney beans, undrained, worcestershire sauce, salt (i like sea or kosher), polish sausage, sliced (you can put any kind you like or up to a lb- we like the skinless kielbasa), vinegar, sugar, cooked rice

corn chips (fritos), chili (beans or no beans it s you choice), shredded lettuce, shredded cheese (your favorite ), chopped tomato, chopped onion, sour cream

shortening (crisco ), sugar (scant cups my mother s way of saying not overflowing), eggs, at room temperature, vanilla, evaporated milk (pet), whole milk, flour (i use wondra, otherwise the sift the ), baking powder, chopped nuts (i use walnuts), cinnamon (mix my own, but you can but it) or sugar, mixture you will need enough to generously cover the cake in the middle and on top (mix my own, but you can but it)

cucumbers , halve lengthwise, discard the seed (if you like the seed, dont discard), water, sugar, lime , juice of

cornstarch, sugar, fat-free evaporated milk (you can use regular), frozen white bread dough

diced tomaoes, rotell diced tomatoes with chilis (your choice on heat, i usually use mild), white and yellow corn - drained, black beans - drained and rinsed well, jalapino rings from jar - diced - more if you like, vadalia onion, diced, crushed garlic, sliced black olives - drained, lime juice give or take, cumin, cyanne pepper (optional), handful cilantro - chopped

whole wheat flour, wheat germ, baking soda, salt (i omit the ), whole egg, egg whites, ripe bananas, brown sugar (use more if you like it sweet), unsweetened, plain applesauce (this replaces the fat in the recipe ), lemon juice, vanilla or cinnamon (depends on your preference)

ground beef or 1 lb ground turkey, preferably lean, olive oil, onion, chopped, carrot, cut to desired size- i shred then chop to get them tiny, celery rib, diced, green pepper, diced, garlic cloves, more if you like, red wine, canned tomatoes, whole, brown sugar, tomato sauce, tomato paste , gives a thicker sauce (optional), parsley, chopped, italian seasoning (if you dont have this make your own with 1 tsp each basil, oregano and thyme), bay leaf, dried chili pepper flakes, ground cinnamon, salt and pepper, balsamic vinegar, parmesan cheese , thickens and adds great flavor

cream cheese, sour cream, mayonnaise, canned shrimp (use less if you want!), seafood cocktail sauce, shredded mozzarella cheese, green pepper, chopped, green onions, chopped, tomato, diced