685 dumb guy Recipes

sushi rice, sugar, rice vinegar, kosher salt, sriracha, mayo, sambal, sesame oil, diced sushi-grade raw tuna, sliced scallions, chili powder, hot sesame oil , or to taste, salt and freshly cracked black pepper, yuzu juice , or 1 tbsp grapefruit juice and 1 tbsp lime juice, dijon mustard, wasabi, zest of half a lemon, zest of half a lime, canola oil, minced jalapeno, kosher salt and fleshly cracked black pepper, canola oil, for frying, unagi sauce ( eel sauce, available from asian grocery stores), optional

citrus vodka, raspberry liquor, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup (equal amounts of sugar and water heated until sugar dissolves; cool), splash prosecco or lemon-lime soda

turkey leg, turkey wings, turkey neck, canola oil, salt and freshly ground black pepper, garlic cloves, vidalia sweet onions, quartered, carrots, chopped in thirds, stalks celery, chopped in thirds, salt, pepper, fresh sage leaves, amazing gravy , recipe follows, butter, all-purpose flour, turkey stock, warm, black pepper, rubbed sage, salt

apple cider vinegar, water, kosher salt, freshly cracked black pepper, garlic cloves, smashed, baby back ribs, silver skin removed , racks cut in 1/2, beer, yellow onion, peeled and quartered, bbq sauce , recipe follows, olive oil, yellow onion, minced serrano pepper, minced garlic, minced ginger, apple cider vinegar, raspberries, frozen, seedless raspberry jam, molasses

garlic, unsalted butter, poblano pepper, extra-virgin olive oil, extra-virgin olive oil, red onion , julienned, red pepper , seeds and membrane removed, julienned, yellow pepper , seeds and membrane removed, julienned, paprika, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, lean ground turkey (breast and thigh), dijon mustard, plus more for serving, worcestershire sauce, ground cumin, white pepper, kosher salt, olive oil, monterey jack cheese, brioche burger buns, special equipment : 4 bamboo skewers

poblano chile peppers, butter, olive oil, ground turkey (80/20 blend ), diced onion, minced fresh garlic, all-purpose flour, cumin, onion powder, paprika, kosher salt and fresh cracked black pepper, low-sodium chicken stock, heavy cream, frozen corn, thawed, penne rigate, panko breadcrumbs, grated parmigiano-reggiano, olive oil, minced garlic, lime , zested, creme fraiche, ripe roma tomatoes, fresh flat-leaf parsley

low-sodium chicken broth, red quinoa, extra-virgin olive oil, lean ground turkey, crushed red pepper flakes, minced garlic, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, white wine, red bell peppers, green bell peppers, lightly packed stemmed and julienned kale leaves, toasted pepitas, ground panko breadcrumbs, grated parmesan, roasted tomatillo avocado sauce, recipe follows, for garnish, fresh flat-leaf parsley sprigs, for garnish, tomatillos (about 8 oz), husked, olive oil, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, ground cumin, ripe avocado, halved, pitted, peeled and diced, garlic, peeled and minced, jalapeno, coarsely chopped and seeds removed, sweet onion, like maui or vidallia, rough chopped, juice of 1 lime, handful fresh cilantro leaves

ground turkey, panko bread crumbs, milk, egg, sage, fresh thyme, salt, pepper, freshly cracked, cremini mushrooms, sliced (optional), olive oil, butter, unsalted, canola oil, red onion, sliced, yellow onion, sliced, rye bread, gruyere

ground turkey, panko bread crumbs, milk, egg, sage, fresh thyme, salt, pepper, freshly cracked, cremini mushrooms, sliced (optional), olive oil, butter, unsalted, canola oil, red onion, sliced, yellow onion, sliced, rye bread, gruyere

coarse kosher salt, ground paprika, freshly ground black pepper, granulated garlic, ground turkey (white and dark meat), vegetable oil, diced yellow onion, garlic, minced, diced jalapeno peppers , with seeds, orange marmalade (with peel ), dijon mustard, freshly ground black pepper, chili powder, hamburger buns or kaiser rolls, romaine lettuce , sliced tomato and sliced red onion, for topping, kosher pickles , for serving

poblano chiles, brie cheese, skin on , sliced into thin planks, grated monterey jack cheese, three 2-lb turkey breasts, boneless, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, vegetable oil, cooked deli ham, honey mustard sauce , recipe follows, optional, special equipment : butcher s twine, honey, dijon mustard

olive oil, red onions, diced, red bell pepper , julienne, green bell pepper , julienne, jalapenos, diced, and seeded, ground turkey breast, salt, freshly ground black pepper, red potatoes, sliced thin, roma tomatoes, diced, lime

fresh turkey breast, water, dark brown sugar, kosher salt, crushed juniper berries, freshly cracked black peppercorns, fresh garlic , smashed, red pepper flakes, juniper berries, black black peppercorns, dark brown sugar, red pepper flakes, hickory chips

water, dark brown sugar, kosher salt, juniper berries, crushed, freshly cracked black peppercorns, garlic , smashed, red pepper flakes, fresh bone-in turkey breast, juniper berries, black peppercorns, dark brown sugar, red pepper flakes, hickory chips, pumpernickel or dark rye bread, mayonnaise, red onion, sliced very thin, tomatoes, ends trimmed, sliced in 8 (1/4-inch) slices, romaine lettuce leaves, trimmed, stone-ground mustard

vanilla vodka, turkish coffee, raki (turkish liquor) like ouzo or sambuca but this is a little lighter., torani almond syrup, ice

julienne country ham, julienne spicy capicola, julienne salami, olive oil, julienne yellow onion, julienne green bell pepper, julienne fennel, minced garlic, escarole, cleaned, dried and julienned across the leaf, using only leafy greens, chicken stock, red wine vinegar, lemon juice, butter, freshly cracked black pepper, granulated garlic, red chili flakes, sugar, salt, good quality finely grated parmesan

sweet potatoes, light brown sugar, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, cayenne pepper, unsalted butter, vegetable oil , for greasing roasting tray, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, chopped pecans

splash raspberry puree (or 5 to 6 fresh raspberries), fresh mint leaves plus more, for garnish, lime , juice, ice, silver tequila (recommended : cabo wabo silver), splash sweet and sour mix, soda water, fresh raspberries, for garnish