685 dumb guy Recipes

canola oil, minced shallot, minced serrano pepper, blood orange juice , fresh if possible, agave syrup , preferably amber, fresh cranberries, minced chipotle pepper, adobo sauce, ground cinnamon, salt

red quinoa, juice of 3 limes (about 1/3 cup), agave nectar, jalapeno, seeded and minced, minced garlic, ground cumin, canola oil, chopped fresh cilantro, lime zest, kosher salt, cara cara or navel orange segments, pith removed (see cook s note), diced peeled and trimmed jicama, diced red onion, toasted, sliced almonds, plus extra for garnish

fresh oregano, leaves removed and chopped, fresh thyme, leaves removed and chopped, lemon , zested, butter, softened, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, whole chicken, fresh oregano, fresh thyme, lemon, halved, onion , cut into 1-inch pieces, carrots , cut into 1-inch pieces, celery ribs, cut into 1-inch pieces, kosher salt, freshly cracked black pepper, all-purpose flour, low-sodium chicken stock, dry white wine, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, unsalted butter, cold , cut into cubes, crepes , recipe follows, shredded monterey jack cheese, all-purpose flour, whole milk, unsalted butter , plus 2 tbsp reserved for the pan, melted, salt, eggs

fresh raspberries, jalapeno pepper, tequila (preferably 100 percent blue agave blanco), fresh ruby red grapefruit juice, fresh lime juice, agave syrup, club soda or lemon-lime soda, kosher salt, zest of 1 grapefruit, lime wedges, for the glasses

beef brisket, kosher salt, water, divided, canola oil, enchilada sauce, store-bought, tamale husks, masa harina (fine corn flour), water, melted butter, kosher salt , or to taste, sour cream, chopped cilantro leaves, garlic clove, minced, lime, juiced, salt and freshly ground black pepper

canola oil, minced shallot, minced serrano chile pepper, fresh orange juice, agave syrup, fresh cranberries, blood orange, minced chipotle chile pepper in adobo sauce , plus 1 tsp of the sauce, ground cinnamon, kosher salt

butter, brown sugar, honey, bing cherries in syrup, freshly-squeezed orange juice, kirsch liqueur, triple sec, ground cinnamon, cornstarch, water, vanilla ice cream

jalapenos, thinly sliced rounds, fresh cilantro leaves, tequila (recommended : cabo wabo reposado), garlic, minced, red chili flakes, ground cumin, dried oregano, limes, juiced, salt, divided, boneless skinless chicken breasts, red bell peppers , roasted, skinned, seeded, julienne, all-purpose flour, granulated garlic, canola oil, kaiser rolls, mayonnaise, green cabbage, thinly sliced, red onion, thinly sliced, provolone cheese, sliced

olive oil, unsalted butter, broken vermicelli, basmati rice, prosciutto, chopped, diced yellow onions, red bell pepper, diced, minced garlic, frozen peas, white wine, chicken stock, salt and freshly cracked black pepper

ice cubes, rice vodka, mango juice or mango nectar (recommended: kerns, del valle, or jumex), mango chutney, fresh lime juice, sugar cane simple syrup , agave nectar or just regular simple syrup

acorn squash, olive oil, kosher salt, freshly cracked black pepper, butter, cabbage (core removed before slicing), sliced sweet onion, red bell pepper, seeded and sliced in 1/4-inch julienne, yellow bell pepper, seeded and sliced in 1/4-inch julienne, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, cremini mushrooms, cleaned and quartered, garlic, minced, crumbled goat cheese, chopped fresh italian parsley, for garnish , optional

heads cauliflower , core removed, cut into florets, olive oil, whole milk, salt, unsalted butter, chives, minced for garnish

ripe apricots, cut in half and pit removed, extra-virgin olive oil, granulated sugar, kosher salt, cold heavy cream, sugar, vanilla extract, mascarpone cheese, crushed pistachios, toasted

baby artichokes (about 2 lb), lemons, cut in half, extra-virgin olive oil, good-quality balsamic vinegar, kosher salt, freshly cracked black pepper, garlic, peeled and minced, grated parmigiano-reggiano, chopped flat-leaf parsley, for garnish

cippolini onions, ends trimmed and peeled , halve larger onions, baby carrots, canola oil, butter, melted, white wine, chicken stock, salt and coarsely ground black pepper, chopped fresh italian parsley leaves

ground coriander, ground turmeric, cumin seeds, fennel seeds, cayenne pepper, vegetable oil, grated fresh ginger, head cauliflower, cut into florets, chickpeas, drained, sweet onion, sliced, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, fresh cilantro sprigs, for garnish, juice of 1/2 lime

butter, at room temperature, lemons , zested and sliced into 1/4-inch rounds, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, chicken (organic and free range, if possible), extra-virgin olive oil, for drizzling, fennel, bulb sliced and fronds cut into 2-inch lengths, onion, sliced, garlic, fresh thyme, fresh oregano, dry white wine

chipotle peppers in adobo sauce, minced, lime, juiced, sour cream, ears white corn on the cob, olive oil, jalapeno, seeded and minced, red onion, diced, black beans, roma tomatoes, diced, diced roasted red bell peppers, sea salt, freshly ground black pepper, ground cumin, freshly chopped cilantro leaves, divided, jack cheese, shredded, cheddar, shredded, flour tortillas, sliced scallions