685 dumb guy Recipes

capers, fresh oregano leaves, garlic, plain unsweetened yogurt, extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for grilling, lemon zest, salt and freshly cracked black pepper, leg of lamb , butterflied, sourdough baguette (use 2 if serving 8), harissa mayo , for serving, recipe follows, quick pickled sweet cucumbers , for serving, recipe follows, mayonnaise, sour cream, store-bought harissa paste, red wine vinegar, ground cumin, salt and freshly cracked black pepper, hothouse cucumber, thinly sliced, fresno chile , halved lengthwise, seeded if desired and thinly sliced, white vinegar, sugar, kosher salt

papaya, peeled and cut in 1-inch slices, seeds saved for garnish, extra-virgin olive oil, for brushing, lime, cut into 8 pieces, raw sugar, crushed ice, cachaca, mint sprig, papaya seeds

extra-virgin olive oil, chopped red onion, bacon, chopped, balsamic vinegar, heads romaine lettuce , cut in 1/2 lengthwise, crumbled blue cheese, freshly ground black pepper

whole wheat french baguette , split lengthwise and cut into 3 to 4 equal pieces, butter, softened, miss dixie s remoulade , recipe follows, buttermilk-brined turkey breast , recipe follows, heirloom tomatoes, sliced 1/4-inch thick, pepperoncini slices, drained, shredded romaine lettuce, loosely packed, dark green ends discarded, mayonnaise, loosely packed italian flat-leaf parsley, memphis-style bbq sauce, creole-style mustard, sriracha sauce, sea salt, fresh cracked black pepper, green onions, ends trimmed, roughly chopped, lemon, juiced, anaheim pepper, roughly chopped, red bell pepper , seeds removed, stalk celery, turkey breast, bone-in, buttermilk, hot sauce (recommended : crystal), kosher salt, dried basil, granulated garlic, fresh cracked black pepper, cayenne pepper, ground white pepper

hanger steak, trimmed, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, canola olive oil blend, plus more for drizzling, shallots, finely diced, fresh thyme leaves, brandy, heavy cream, chopped green peppercorns, rinsed and drained, unsalted butter, cold

salt, ground cumin, sweet paprika, cayenne, racks lamb , frenched and cut into double rib portion, olive oil, red onions, chopped, parsley, stems removed, cilantro, stems removed, garlic cloves, minced, olive oil, lemon , zested and juiced, salt and freshly ground black pepper

thick) tsp-bone lamb chops, fresh mint , torn or roughly chopped, fresh parsley , torn or roughly chopped, fresh rosemary , torn roughly chopped, fresh thyme , torn or roughly chopped, bay leaf, lemon, cut in half and squeezed, kosher salt, freshly cracked black pepper, extra-virgin olive oil, plus extra for grilling, pitted kalamata olives, orange zest, fresh parsley leaves, rinsed and patted dry, anchovy fillet, packed in oil, anaheim chile, seeded , membrane removed and finely minced, extra-virgin olive oil, orange juice, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, torn fresh mint leaves, for garnish

water, kosher salt, quick cooking polenta , medium or coarse-grain, freshly ground black pepper, freshly chopped thyme leaves, freshly chopped marjoram leaves, unsalted butter, plus more for pan, grated parmesan, olive oil, for grilling or pan searing

garlic, plus 2 tsp minced, extra-virgin olive oil, heads radicchio, unsalted butter, red pepper flakes, panko bread crumbs, kosher salt, plus more for seasoning, chopped fresh parsley leaves, good quality balsamic vinegar, freshly ground black pepper

extra-virgin olive oil, diced red onion, bacon, 1/4 inch diced, balsamic vinegar, heads romaine lettuce , cut in half lengthwise, crumbled blue cheese, freshly cracked black pepper, preheat a grill or indoor grill pan to high.

seeded and diced tomatoes, quartered and thinly sliced red onion, garlic paste (1 large clove with pinch kosher salt, mashed into paste), white balsamic vinegar, grated lemon zest, fresh lemon juice, chopped oregano leaves, freshly cracked black pepper, kosher salt, grapeseed oil, greek yogurt, peeled, seeded, finely diced english cucumber, chopped fresh dill, minced garlic, grated lemon zest, fresh lemon juice, freshly cracked black pepper, kosher salt

whole coriander seeds, whole cumin seeds, plain yogurt, lime , zested and juiced, paprika, ground ginger, ground cinnamon, turmeric, cayenne pepper, sugar, coarse kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, boneless lamb shoulder , butterflied, chopped garlic, onions, peeled and quartered with root end attached, limes, cut in 1/2, green beans, ends trimmed and cut into 1-inch pieces, ghee, black sesame seeds

roughly chopped garlic (about 3 bulbs), freshly squeezed lime juice (about 8 large limes), clear tequila, soy sauce, roughly chopped fresh cilantro, leaves and stems, jalapeno pepper, seeded and diced, serrano pepper, seeded and diced, cumin powder, freshly cracked black pepper, flank steak, corn tortillas , wrapped in foil, chopped fresh cilantro, radishes, cleaned, ends cut and sliced, grated queso fresco cheese, ripe avocados, seeded and sliced, vine ripened tomatoes, sliced in wedges, hot sauce , for serving

red wine vinegar, sugar, kosher salt, shredded red cabbage, fresh cilantro leaves, chopped, tequila, ground cumin, minced garlic, juice of 1 lime, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, four 6- to 8-oz boneless, skinless mahi mahi fillets (or other firm white fish), oil, for cooking, sixteen 6- to 7-inch soft flour tortillas, cilantro lime crema , recipe follows, crumbled cotija cheese, hot sauce, for garnish , if desired, limes, cut into wedges, special equipment : 8-inch bamboo skewers, soaked in water, sour cream, milk, chopped cilantro, minced garlic, ground cumin, limes, juiced, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper

toasted sesame oil, low-sodium soy sauce, crushed red pepper flakes, egg, lightly beaten, sushi-grade tuna, finely diced, diced red bell pepper, scallions, finely sliced, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, panko breadcrumbs, vegetable oil, for cooking, seeded hamburger buns, split, spicy sriracha mayo , recipe follows, butter lettuce leaves, beefsteak or heirloom tomato, sliced, dry riesling , for serving, mayonnaise, sour cream, sriracha, lemon juice, honey, grilled scallions, chopped, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

thick) watermelon slices, plus small pieces for garnish, vegetable oil, salt, water, blanco tequila, jalapeno infused simple syrup , recipe follows, lime, juiced, watermelon schnapps, whole jalapeno peppers, for garnish, water, sugar, jalapeno pepper, sliced in 1/2, let steep until cool. remove the pepper slices and reserve the simple syrup.

canola oil, russet potatoes, ground sea salt, ground black pepper, gruyere, frozen, shredded with a microplane, special equipment : mandoline, deep-fry thermometer

fresh corn on the cob, preferably white, with husk, red bell pepper, diced, green bell pepper, diced, bacon, diced, red onion, diced, yellow onion, diced, jalapeno, diced, celery stalks, diced, all-purpose flour, white wine, low-sodium chicken stock, salt, freshly ground black pepper, roma tomatoes, diced