685 dumb guy Recipes

apple slice, sugar, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, grated nutmeg, cinnamon schnapps, vodka, ginger ale, ice, in a cocktail shaker , pour the cinnamon schnapps, vodka, and ginger ale over ice, shake and strain into the glass. garnish with the apple slice.

unsalted butter, room temperature, sugar, eggs, room temperature, vanilla extract, grated orange zest, grated lemon zest, cake flour, all-purpose flour, buttermilk, heavy cream, sugar, cranberry citrus glaze , recipe follows, cranberries (fresh or frozen ), water, sugar, oranges , zested and juiced, lemon , zested and juiced

granny smith apples , cheeks removed, sliced 1/4-inch, cored, vegetable oil, sugar, plus more for sprinkling, brandy, unsalted butter, vanilla extract, salt, apple cider , or more as needed, brioche , cut into thick slices, vanilla bean ice cream , for serving

extra-virgin olive oil, chopped sweet onion, kosher salt, minced garlic, minced peeled ginger, carrots, peeled and chopped, russet potato, peeled and chopped, low-sodium chicken or vegetable stock, pine nuts, plain low-fat greek yogurt, honey, minced fresh thyme, freshly ground pepper

granulated sugar, milk, superfine sugar, egg yolks, beaten, whole eggs, beaten, vanilla extract

rum (recommended : bacardi superior), pama liqueur, handful fresh mint leaves , plus more for garnish, goji berries, lime, juiced , plus lime wedges for garnish, sugar cubes, club soda, goji juice

lychees, strawberries , quartered lengthwise, hibiscus powder (may substitute granulated sugar), ice, sake passion infusion , recipe follows, elderflower liqueur (recommended : st. germain), orange peels (using vegetable peeler), genmai sake, hibiscus and passion fruit tea (recommended: tazo s passion)

plain yogurt, minced garlic, minced onion, red wine vinegar, freshly chopped parsley leaves, chopped fresh oregano leaves, salt, ground cumin, freshly ground black pepper, red chili flakes, fresh sage, boneless, skinless chicken thighs, cut or pounded 1/8-inch thick, frozen spinach, thawed and chopped, roasted red bell peppers , cut into strips, tzatziki sauce , recipe follows, flatbread , recipe follows, special equipment : 8 by 12 by 4-inch aluminum tray, whole-wheat flour, plus extra for kneading and rolling out dough, salt, water, greek yogurt, sour cream, english cucumber, chopped into 1/4-inch dice, freshly minced mint leaves, minced garlic, lemon juice, salt, freshly ground black pepper

dry form crab boil (recommended : zatarain s), red potatoes, thick-cut bacon, diced, diced red onion, minced garlic, butter, at room temperature, shredded cheddar, green onion, chopped, cayenne pepper, paprika, salt and pepper, sour cream

green beans, trimmed, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, unsalted butter, vegetable oil, mixed gourmet mushrooms , such as shiitakes, creminis and oyster, cleaned and quartered, fresh thyme leaves, garlic, minced, cayenne powder, ground nutmeg, all-purpose flour, low-sodium chicken broth, sour cream, cream, grated parmesan, shallots, sliced and separated into thin rounds, all-purpose flour, vegetable oil , for shallow frying

kosher salt, green beans, trimmed, red onion, thinly sliced, toasted chopped walnuts, white wine vinegar, olive oil, feta, crumbled, freshly cracked black pepper

serrano chiles, anaheim chiles, poblano chiles, vidalia onion, peeled and roughly chopped, extra-virgin olive oil, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, ground cumin, juice of 1 lime, canola oil, for grilling, ground brisket (80/20 blend ), kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, brioche hamburger buns, butter, melted, white cheddar slices, butter lettuce leaves, vidalia onion, thickly sliced, heirloom tomato, thickly sliced, mayonnaise , for serving, if desired

chicken stock, green chile sauce , recipe follows, canola oil, diced onions, serrano chile , seeds removed and minced, arborio rice , or medium grain rice, minced garlic, sea salt, fresh cracked black pepper, fresh squeezed lime juice, chopped fresh cilantro, pepitas, toasted and lightly salted, canola oil, diced spanish onion, jalapeno, seeded and minced, garlic, chopped, flour, roasted green chiles, chopped , juices reserved, white vinegar, sea salt, fresh cracked black pepper, fresh lime juice

canola oil, diced spanish onion, jalapeno, seeded and minced, garlic, chopped, flour, roasted green chiles, chopped , juices reserved, white vinegar, sea salt, fresh cracked black pepper, fresh lime juice

olive oil, onion, diced, garlic, minced, kale, stems removed and cut into 1/2-inch strips, salt and freshly cracked black pepper, water, heavy cream, polenta, butter, grated parmesan

mayonnaise, seasoned rice vinegar, sweet chili sauce, apple cider vinegar, seeded and minced serrano pepper, freshly ground black pepper, napa cabbage, cut in 1/2 vertically, cored , curly middle discarded, cut horizontally in 1/4-inch thick pieces, granny smith apple , julienned, peeled and julienned jicama, fresh bean sprouts, minced green onion, white and light green part only, golden raisins, salt

boneless skinless chicken breasts (about 1 1/2 lb total ), grapefruit soda, orange juice, fresh squeezed, rice vinegar, dijon mustard, olive oil, lemon pepper, granulated garlic, two 10 to 12-inch pretzel baguettes, whole-grain dijon mustard, orange marmalade, havarti cheese, bibb lettuce

olive oil, silver tequila, limes, juiced, chipotle pepper in adobo sauce, ground cumin, chili powder, garlic, mexican oregano, salt, freshly cracked black pepper, chicken thighs, bone-in, skin removed, jalapeno , roasted and minced, vegetable oil, yellow onion, diced, garlic, minced, chili powder , plus some for dust tortilla strips, ground cumin, salt and freshly ground black pepper, chicken stock , make sure this is stock, not broth (recommended: kitchen essentials), crushed fire roasted tomatoes (recommended : muir glen), lime , zested and juiced, corn tortilla , cut into strips, vegetable oil, for frying, corn tortillas , cut into strips, salt, plus more for seasoning, chili powder, sour cream, tequila, freshly cracked black pepper, hass avocado, halved, pitted and flesh diced, cilantro, leaves roughly chopped, lime wedges, for garnish